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No-Incels Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where half the board is essentially r/dating_advice! Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our server, where you can find your Minecraft soulmate while building epic structures and fighting off creepers.Join us for a chance to meet your in-game crush, have awkward virtual dates, and maybe even get Minecraft married in a lavish ceremony complete with diamond rings and virtual cake. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
But beware, love triangles are a common occurrence on our server, so be prepared for some drama and heartbreak along the way. Will you find true love or end up in a virtual breakup? Only time will tell on our Minecraft SMP!
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Listen To Podcasts And Minecraft SMP
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or laughter? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while listening to hilarious podcasts recommended by our wacky community members. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with rare mushrooms. Inspired by a thread of soup recipes shared by another player, you decide to whip up a delicious Hungarian mushroom soup right there in the cave!
Join us for a wild ride of unexpected adventures, crazy recipes, and non-stop laughter. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP! Trust us, life really couldn’t be better here.
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DFT Minecraft SMP – Discord Fappy Talky
Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there, /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us if you want to discuss your wildest fetishes while building epic structures and battling mobs. Need a break from mining? No problem, just hop into our designated “jerk off” area and release some stress.Rumor has it that our last server event involved a heated debate about the best block for building a sex dungeon, and things got so intense that someone accidentally summoned a horde of creepers. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun on /dft/!
So if you’re ready to get down and dirty in more ways than one, come join us on /dft/ and let the chaos begin!
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BlockyBanter
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you weird fucks out there!Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to leave your inhibitions at the door.
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MysticLands Network
A cross play server, from greece. the server is for everyone. even for cracked players. with lots of minigames. Many more staff is coming soon..
play.mysticlands.xyz:22800
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Virtual Cutie Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the actual cutest VTuber in the world! That’s right, she’s so adorable, creepers explode from sheer cuteness when they see her!Join our server for a chance to build alongside the most kawaii VTuber you’ll ever meet. She’s known for her epic building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of Endermen with just a wink and a smile. Plus, rumor has it that her pet wolf can do backflips while juggling diamonds!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely out of potatoes. If you can impress him with your potato farming skills, you might just earn a spot in his royal court (and maybe even a potato crown)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a chance to experience the craziest, cutest, and most potato-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Thread Attention Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the elusive diamond-encrusted potato, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary flying pig that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!
Don’t waste your time on boring threads, come join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. See you there, if you dare!
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Minecraft SMP: ChuuCraft Chronicles
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic PvP battles, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered minions and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or challenge his rule in an epic showdown?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, the lair is guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.