online child predators

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, wearing sunglasses and blasting party music. Or how about the time when a group of chickens formed a rebellion against the cows and took over the entire farm? Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where you have to navigate through booby-trapped mazes filled with exploding sheep and lava pits. And don’t even get us started on the annual hot dog eating contest, where players compete to see who can eat the most virtual hot dogs in 60 seconds. The winner gets bragging rights for the rest of the year!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil villagers? Where else can you build a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of jello? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Just remember, pants are optional but a sense of humor is required.