oh, and get this – if you join our server, you get access to a secret portal that takes you to a hidden realm filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.
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plus, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.
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