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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5006 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
Towns Built: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.