Onirism Minecraft Servers

Onirism

  • OnirismCraft: Dreamy Minecraft Server

    OnirismCraft: Dreamy Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is straight out of a dream…literally! Welcome to the Onirism server, where your wildest dreams come to life (literally).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join us for our weekly “Dreamland Dance Parties” where you can boogie down with Endermen and party with the zombies. Or how about our “Cloud Surfing” event where you can ride on fluffy clouds and soar through the sky like a majestic unicorn?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right…CANDY! So come join us and embark on the sweetest adventure of your Minecraft life.

    So why wait? Join the Onirism server today and let your imagination run wild…literally!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Dreams: Onirism Update Madness

    Crafty Dreams: Onirism Update Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the pixelated world!

    Join us for the Onirism update, where you can dress up as a badass biker and wield the BB-12 Spreader like a boss. Use it to spread love, friendship, and of course, a whole lot of chaos!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing mayhem and leaving a trail of destruction in their wake. Will you join them in their quest for glory or stand against them as a hero of justice?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re nothing compared to the madness that awaits you here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • OnirismCraft: Where Dreams Come True…or Get Blown Up by Creepers

    OnirismCraft: Where Dreams Come True…or Get Blown Up by Creepers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Onirism is here to shake things up!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited mining abilities and the power to turn creepers into friendly pet cats. But be warned, the Golden Potato is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes and a taste for diamond armor.

    If questing isn’t your thing, you can always participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical rainbow saddle that turns any mount into a flying unicorn. And don’t worry about falling off, because all llamas come equipped with jetpacks and parachutes.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with villagers and zombie pigmen. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves, because the DJ is a skeleton who only plays dubstep remixes of Minecraft parodies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Onirism today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, in Onirism, anything is possible…even riding a zombie pigman into battle while wielding a diamond sword made of enchanted bacon.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General

    Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

    First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

    Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

    Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

    Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server

    Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of searching for your daily weg thread in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe? Look no further, because on our server, we have a dedicated team of weg thread enthusiasts who will make sure you never miss a weg thread again! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted weg thread that grants wishes to those who find it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the weg thread madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

    This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is the last thing a femoid sees before they get sucked into the virtual world forever! That’s right, once you join, there’s no turning back!

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon where the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and chickens can dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Muahahaha!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

    SMP – Minecraft SMP – Caption Thread #708 – Hentai JOI/JOE

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Join us if you want to be part of a server where anything goes and nothing is off-limits.

    Need a cheerleader to hype you up while you mine for diamonds? We got you covered. Want to engage in some risky business like having sex during a pregnancy to conspire for another Minecraft baby? Hey, we don’t judge, we encourage it!

    And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! Our Discord servers are always buzzing with activity, from The Stash where you can trade rare items, to The Swirlin Swarm where you can join in on crazy challenges and events.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got a directory for caption tutorials, so you can learn how to make the funniest memes and jokes to share with your fellow players. And if you need some extra resources, we’ve got MEGAs full of custom skins and mods to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Just remember, if someone offers to suck your dick to keep the thread bumped, it’s all in good fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

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    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server

    Crafty Idol Masters Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and mayhem!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of idol girls start singing and dancing around you, boosting your mining speed by 1000%!

    But that’s not all – every time you defeat a creeper, you’ll unlock a special idol outfit for your character to wear. Who knew blowing up mobs could be so fashionable?

    And don’t even get us started on the special events we host. From birthday streams to 24/7 music celebrations, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the idol magic take over your Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP