OnionMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Welcome to OnionMC, where chaos reigns, creativity flourishes, and our secret headquarters is in Moldova!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

OnionMC Server Overview

Server Name	OnionMC
Basic Premise	– No usernames (everyone is named like “User 1984”) – Any content allowed – Everyone is hidden to each other (can’t see nametags) – Command autocomplete is disabled (can’t tab usernames) – Anarchy creative server on a superflat world – Hosted in Moldova, the “iceland of europe”, an extremely private country – Primarily a chatroom
Play at	onionmc.net

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use my own username on this server?	No, everyone is named anonymously like “User 1984”.
What kind of content is allowed on the server?	Any content is allowed on OnionMC.
Can I see other players’ nametags?	No, everyone is hidden to each other on the server.
Is command autocomplete disabled on OnionMC?	Yes, you can’t tab usernames for command autocomplete.

Totally Not a Creepy Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Crops Grown:	9038	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9941	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey that will make you question your sanity? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you can imagine. From riding llamas dressed as superheroes to battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, once you step foot into our world, you may never want to leave. Players have been known to lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or even go to the bathroom. That’s how addictive our server is!

So why wait? Join now and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you may even discover a hidden talent for building giant statues of pickles or taming unicorns as your loyal steeds. The possibilities are endless!

Galactic LOLz: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on this server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led to a secret underground city filled with unicorns and leprechauns. Legend has it that if you can find the golden chicken hidden in the city, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. But beware, there are also creeper ninjas lurking in the shadows, ready to pounce on unsuspecting players. So, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most epic Minecraft journey ever! Who knows, you might even discover the fabled enchanted watermelon that grants you the power to fly. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty DILF Den

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Zoomers are on the hunt for DILF cocks that are double their age! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground club where Zoomers can challenge DILFs to epic PvP battles for the chance to win rare loot and DILF hearts. – We have a special quest where players must collect DILF tears to unlock a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. – Our server is home to the legendary DILF King, who roams the land on a majestic llama and grants wishes to those who can make him laugh with their best dad jokes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with DILF hunting and Zoomer shenanigans!

French Fry Funland: Oui Oui, Baguette Bonanza

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Void Gems Collected:	38	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Buildings Constructed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have absolutely no chill!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted llama or battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our spawn point is a disco party where the creepers bust a move and the skeletons do the floss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s tallest block tower, built entirely by a team of highly trained parrots. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where unicorns roam free and grant wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Don’t redeem ze card, join our madness-filled Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

GrannyCraft – Where Grandma Texts You After a Long Time

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Grandma can’t resist joining in on the fun! Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, Grandma texts you asking when you’ll visit. Instead of a normal response, you hit her with a “NIJISEETHE!” and close the chat. That’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience on our server.

Join us for insane building competitions where the prize is a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds. Encounter zombie llamas that drop enchanted golden carrots when defeated. Explore our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, granting you unlimited resources with each flush.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a visit from Grandma herself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a love for all things ridiculous.

Pixelated Quests: Where the F**k Did All the Good RPGs Go?

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of all the boring Souls-slop games flooding the market? Looking for some action RPG excitement that will actually make you say “What the fuck” in a good way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane quests, ridiculous boss battles, and unbelievable loot that will make you question reality. We promise you’ll be saying “What the fuck happened” in the best possible way!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a Minecraft server like no other. Join now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience that will leave you saying “What the fuck” in the most hilarious way possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Steve Asks Weird Questions

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Towns Built:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is filled with secret treasures and challenges that will test your skills and wit. Rumor has it that the reason Jews are more successful than whites is because they have been secretly mining diamonds in our server for centuries!

But that’s not all – we also have a unicorn petting zoo and a dragon breeding program. Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, ruling over your own kingdom of mythical creatures and riches. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and uncover the truth behind Jewish success!

CheckmateCraft – Where Creeper meets Knight

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, we have GODbi levels of energy! Our players are so hyped up, they can mine diamonds with their eyes closed!

Join our server and become part of the Candidates sub edition! We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, taking on creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have special weekend tournaments where players battle it out in epic PvP matches. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with pickaxes and TNT!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

PixelLove: Where Cute Boys Mine & Craft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Towns Built:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are there any cute boys on here? Well, let me tell you, on our Minecraft server, the players are so attractive that even the creepers can’t resist blowing up just to get a closer look! Join us for a chance to find your pixelated prince charming and maybe even have a Minecraft wedding in our virtual chapel of love. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword? So come on, log in, and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

JewelCraft: Where pets mine diamonds and creepers wear tiaras!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have something EPIC in store for you!

Join our server and experience mind-blowing adventures like never before! Our world is filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and even talking llamas! You’ll never know what WACKY creatures you’ll come across next.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare and powerful creature that only the bravest players can tame. Rumor has it that whoever manages to ride the Diamond Unicorn will be granted UNLIMITED DIAMONDS for eternity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to look between the U and P on your keyboard for the secret entrance to our AWESOME server!