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NiecePicksHomeMCServer

assets, brother, college, control, decision, disrupt, Estate, family, high school, House, job transfer, Move, Niece, NiecePicksHomeMCServer, Remarried, RESPONSIBILITY, Schooling, senior year, SIL, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and trust funds collide in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of deciding where your family lives, just like in this wild story. Will you tear a family apart like our OP did, or will you make peace and find a compromise? The choice is yours!

With three outrageous options to choose from, including letting your niece live alone in a house for her senior year of high school, the possibilities are endless on our server. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate family dynamics, trust funds, and high school drama all in one epic Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

MomCraft – Baby Name Dilemma

#venting, awkward, baby, baby bump, Baby name, care, Daughters, Dilemma, Emotional support, family, family dynamics, Gifts, grandmother, grudge, middle name, mom’s name, MomCraft, overbearing, Pregnancy, relationships, Support, Updates, Visit, WIBTAH

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	798	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	28008	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9282	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your unsupportive mom and her grudges.

On our server, you can name your virtual baby after anyone you want, without any judgment or negativity. Whether it’s your mom’s first name or your favorite Minecraft character, the choice is yours! And don’t worry, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you navigate the ups and downs of pregnancy and motherhood.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of block-building, monster-fighting, and name-choosing shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual grandma for your Minecraft baby who will shower her with gifts and love. Just remember, on our server, the only grudges we hold are against creepers who blow up our builds!

PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

best insult, clever insult, creative insult, Minecraft, poetic banter, poetic burn, poetic comeback, poetic diss, poetic insult, poetic jibe, poetic language, poetic mockery, poetic put down, poetic ridicule, poetic roast, poetic sarcasm, poetic shade, poetic slam, poetic taunt, poetic zinger, PoeticRoast, Server, witty insult

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Enchantments Applied:	100	New Chunks Explored:	444870
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

NoDateNoPro, SwipeLeftCraft, NoProfDating, CraftyRejects, ProfessNoLove

10. Professional turn-offs in dating, 11. Relationship boundaries, 12. Career clashes in dating, 13. Job deal breakers in relationships, 14. Dating restrictions based on profession, 15. Professional incompatibility in dating, 16. Career limitations in relationships, 17. Unacceptable jobs for dating, 18. Relationship no-gos, 19. Professional preferences in dating, 2. Dating deal breakers, 20. Job-related dating restrictions., 3. Relationship red flags, 4. Unacceptable professions for dating, 5. Relationship preferences, 6. Career compatibility, 7. Dating criteria, 8. Job restrictions in dating, 9. Relationship non-starters, CraftyRejects, NoDateNoPro, NoProfDating, Professions to avoid dating, ProfessNoLove, SwipeLeftCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of dating boring old farmers and miners in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no dating policy for professions like fishermen, because let’s be real, who wants to smell like fish all the time? And don’t even get us started on those pesky redstone engineers – they’re always too busy playing with their circuits to give you any attention. So if you’re looking for a love connection that doesn’t involve smelly fish or complicated contraptions, join our server today! Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally)!

MissileSwapCraft

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, military support, missile defense, missile technology, MissileSwapCraft, national security, nato, Patriot missiles, strategic alliances, Ukraine, US, weapons transfer

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Farms Harvested:	466

lol imagine a world where ukraine is like “yo, we need some patriot missiles” and the US is like “nah bruh, we good” but then ukraine is like “pls we really need them” and the US is like “okay fine, take them, we gotchu” like wut??? who knew ukraine was out here playing minecraft in real life and needed some OP weapons to take down the creepers and zombies??? join our server and maybe ukraine will ask u for help too lmao #minecraftdiplomacy

VibeCraft: Happy Tunes & Blocky Beats

auditory, beats, Behavior, blocky, Cognitive, dislike, emotions, enjoyment, Happiness, Happy, Harmony, humans, Melody, Music, Perception, Pleasure, Preferences, Psychology, Rhythm, Sensory, Taste, Tunes, VibeCraft, Vibrations, weird

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4820
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	135129	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the vibrations are always bumpin’ and the creepers are always jumpin’! 🎶🕺

we got a secret underground dance party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. trust me, you ain’t never seen a thriller like this before! 💀💃

plus, our villagers are always throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts. they may look all innocent and stuff, but once the sun goes down, they know how to party like it’s 1999! 🎉🏠

so if you wanna experience the ultimate music festival in minecraft, come join us and get ready to dance your blocky butt off! 💥🎵

GelCraft: Stretchy Blocks & Tough Adventures

advanced materials, Adventures, blocks, elasticity, GelCraft, glassy gels, innovative materials, material development, material properties, material science, new materials, polymer breakthroughs, polymer elasticity, polymer engineering, polymer flexibility, polymer innovation, polymer material, polymer research, polymer strength, polymer technology, stretchable materials, stretchy, thermoplastic, TOUGH, toughness

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we got glassy gels that stretch like crazy! Imagine building a house out of these bad boys and watching it bounce back when a creeper blows it up. It’s like having a superpower in the game, except you’re not a superhero, you’re just a blocky character with stretchy blocks. Join now for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Döp Döp Minecraft Server

Crafty, d.., Do, dop, DÖP 😀, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magic Items Found:	8946	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because DÖP DÖ DÖ DÖP is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! Or how about a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all: the Disco Chicken. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret underground dance party where the music never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join DÖP DÖ DÖ DÖP today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you).

MilkedCraft Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, #newborns, Baby Care, baby development, baby feeding, breast milk, colostrum, infant nutrition, lactation, liquid gold, maternal bonding, maternal health, milk production, MilkedCraft, Minecraft, Motherhood, natural feeding, nursing, Nutritional benefits, parenting, Server, SWEET, Taste

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Crops Grown:	4409	Love Letters Sent:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks, and befriending a pet zombie named Bob. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

MagicMania Minecraft Server

Bad Luck, BELIEF, black magic, CHIPS, Conversation, CURSE, hair, Haircut, irrational thoughts, littering, MagicMania, Minecraft, misunderstanding, reddit, Religious, salon, scolding, Server, shopkeeper, superstition, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Towns Built:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	2825
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride on a Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is more magical than a piece of hair in a shoe!

Join us for the craziest adventures and the most bizarre encounters. Just like the time when a player accidentally left a piece of their hair in a shop and the shop owner accused them of black magic! Who knew hair could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we have hidden treasures, epic battles, and even talking animals (okay, maybe not the last one, but you get the idea). So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to check your shoes for any stray hairs before you log in – we don’t want any accidental curses happening on our watch!