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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8275 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.