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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1877 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
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