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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1226 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3823 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8052 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
also, did you know that xi jinping himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always on here building giant statues of himself and giving out diamonds like they’re candy. it’s wild, man.
oh, and if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that follows you around and does tricks. like, who wouldn’t want that? plus, we have weekly events where you can win insane prizes like enchanted armor and weapons that will make you unstoppable.
so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever and join xi jinping in his quest for world domination, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. xi jinping approves this message.