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MinecraftMingle: Where even Steve found love faster than you

after 23 years, DUMPED, Faster, got gf, got pumped x7, leaves me, love, MinecraftMingle, not going back, she meets chad, steve, what was the point

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Towns Built:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Zombie Dances:	4

Tired of getting cucked by Chad? Join our Minecraft server and build your own harem of pixelated waifus who will never leave you for a block-headed stud. Our server is filled with players who have been through heartbreak and betrayal, but have found solace in the virtual world of mining and crafting. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend on our server – so start digging and find your true love (or at least some shiny rocks)! Join now and say goodbye to heartbreak, because in this world, you’re the one who holds the pickaxe.

Pixelated Politics: Where Creepers Run for Office and Endermen Endorse Candidates

better, candidates, Chaos, children, Country, CREEPERS, deserve, divisive era, end campaign, endermen, Endorse, heal, leadership, Move on, nation, office, past, pixelated, Politics, president, progress, ranting, Raving, RUN, step down, Unity

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crops Grown:	1214
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Are you tired of dealing with political drama and chaos in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can build, explore, and have fun without any annoying politicians ruining the vibe.

Imagine a world where you can create your own utopia, free from the rants and raves of power-hungry leaders. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and build the city of your dreams.

Say goodbye to divisive politics and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time. Join us today and help us create a better world for our virtual children!

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a bunch of virtual characters who are ready to take you on a wild adventure! From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a castle in the blink of an eye, to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who can mine diamonds with her mind, this server is full of surprises!

Join us on this server where you can team up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, the master of redstone, or challenge Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 to a build-off competition. And don’t forget about the legendary Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, who can summon a dragon to protect your base!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, who can turn your enemies into harmless sheep with a wave of her hand. Plus, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ can create a magical potion that gives you superhuman strength!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure guarded by the mischievous Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

TNTio’s Funhouse: Where Explosions and Laughter Collide!

Anon, collide, explosions, funhouse, Game, Just the tip, Laughter, tip amount, tip jar, tip jar culture, tip jar etiquette, tip jar game, tip jar ideas, tip jar practices, Tipping, tipping advice, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping games, tipping practices, tipping strategies, tipping suggestions, tipping tips, TNTios

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ores Mined:	7338
Buildings Constructed:	43	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a squad of rebellious dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue llama). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Smrdia’s Revenge: Poo Poo Platter Minecraft Madness

BETRAYAL, Conflict, heritage, History, injustice, Jews, Loss, madness, Minecraft, nation, nationalism, past, persecution, platter, Poo, prideful kingdom, prosecution, Revenge, Serbia, Smrdia, Smrdias, Smrds, sorrow, Tragedy, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4741
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of being prosecuted by Smrds and their Jewish masters in real life Serbia? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where you can reclaim the pride of the once great kingdom of Serbia! Join us and build your own virtual empire, free from persecution and full of endless possibilities. Who needs real life when you can rule over a pixelated paradise? Join now and show those Smrds who’s boss!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

blocky, BOOTY, Busters, Casual Sex, CREEPERS, DATING, mental health, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-fulfillment, self-restraint, worries

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	971192	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of endlessly searching for the perfect partner in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to find your perfect in-game soulmate. Who needs real relationships when you can have a long-term Minecraft partnership that will last for eternity (or at least until the server resets)? Plus, with our amazing community of players, you’ll never be short on potential partners to choose from. So why settle for just one woman a week when you can have a whole server full of them? Join us now and start your quest for love in the world of blocks and pixels!

WishfulCraft: Where dreams come true, one block at a time!

Anime, babies, BLOCK, Character development, comedy, dark themes, Drama, dreams, FANTASY, Magic, Manga, Protagonists, psychological trauma, questionable morals, rape, romance, Shoujo, strong female lead, Supernatural, Time, True, twisted desires, wish, wish fulfillment, WishfulCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even granting wishes! Need diamonds? We got you covered. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Consider it done. But be careful what you wish for, because one player made the mistake of asking for the server to have their babies. Let’s just say things got a little… weird. Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget, unless you wish for amnesia, in which case, we can arrange that too. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Busters: Where the Creepers aren’t the only ones getting blown up

adult entertainment, arent, blocky, BLOWN, BOOTY, Busters, CREEPERS, cum in mouth, cum in pussy, discreet encounters, drugged out, erotic adventures, escort services, fucked, hot escorts, naughty fun, paid companionship, pleasure seekers, rate the girls, real slut, seductive encounters, sensual pleasures, sexual encounters, taboo desires, unforgettable experiences, Wild nights

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	111	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Looking for a place where you can rate the girls and have some crazy adventures? Well, look no further!

We have a special feature where you can rate the girls on the server – but be warned, some of them may be a bit…uh, drugged out. But hey, they’re down for anything, including letting you cum in their pussy and mouth. Talk about a real slutty experience!

Join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Vikings: SkandiCraft

blocky, Blood, controversial, Danish literature, dark themes, Edition, explicit content, explicit language, graphic imagery, jogvans, Literary Analysis, Modernist, nutidsonanistens, pikblod, Provocative, røvblod, Scandinavian, shock value, Skandi, SkandiCraft, Udgave, Vikings

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Towns Built:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with jogvan’s butt blood and the nutidsonanist’s…um, well, let’s just say there’s some interesting stuff going on there.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Want to build a house out of solid gold blocks? No problem, just ask the friendly Ender Dragon who doubles as our resident interior decorator.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a fire resistance potion.

So why wait? Join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty Nukes

bethesda, brotherhood of steel, Crafty, Fallout, Fallout bros, Lore, Mutants, mutated creatures, new vegas, nuclear war, Nuka cola, nukes, Pip Boy, post-apocalyptic, Power Armor, radiation, RPG, Survival, Vault-tec, video games, Wasteland, wasteland exploration

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Star Shards Collected:	144
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the wasteland of hilarity! Join us for a wild ride through the post-apocalyptic world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter mutant creepers, radioactive pigs, and maybe even a ghoul or two.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fallout Bros, a group of players who have survived countless battles and emerged victorious every time. Rumor has it that they once took down a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot and a wooden sword.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a mutant cow into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond blocks? Or build a base inside a giant mushroom cloud and call it home sweet home? The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!