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Lost in TranslationCraft: Where Accuracy is Optional and ‘Muh Localization’ Rules Supreme!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Emeralds Found:	2397
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is run by a former official translator who believes that localization should be anything but a translation. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before as you navigate through a world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

Pixelated Punks: The Server That Didn’t Need a Remake Anyway

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ores Mined:	4604	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that keep getting remade over and over again? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic that it didn’t even need a remake in the first place! Why settle for a reboot when you can join us and experience the original, unadulterated awesomeness?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who have taken over the spawn point and are now demanding bamboo as tribute. Don’t worry though, they’re pretty chill as long as you bring them some snacks.

Venture into our world and you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. She may be fierce in battle, but she sure knows how to throw a killer rave.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Just make sure to bring your own saddle and lance!

So why waste your time on boring remakes when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Come on in and see for yourself why we didn’t need a remake anyways!

MattWalsh4Prez Minecraft Server: Where even creepers have opinions on politics!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Oh boy, do we have a Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where Matt Walsh is the ruler, decreeing that all players must build their houses in the shape of his glorious mustache. But beware, if you dare to question his political commentary, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!

Join our server for the chance to engage in epic debates with fellow players about Matt Walsh’s hot takes on everything from pineapple on pizza to the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting one of Matt Walsh’s rants word for word, you’ll unlock a secret realm where you can ride around on a giant flying mustache.

So come on down to our server and let’s get political…Minecraft style! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

MineLOL – Digging for Laughs in the World of Blocks

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crops Grown:	4731
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate Pointing Edition experience where you can battle it out in epic wars within trailers, just like in the movies!

Patch 10.2.6 has arrived and with it comes the dreaded Plunderstorm! Shiver me timbers as you prepare for the incoming chaos and embark on a journey like never before. And don’t forget to check out the Remix: Pandaria for a blast from the past with a twist!

But wait, there’s more! Season 4 Dungeon changes are here to challenge even the bravest warriors. Get ready for harder dungeons with no affixes or timers, it’s a test of skill like you’ve never seen before.

And if that’s not enough, our April Trading Post is stocked with exclusive items fit for a pirate king. Plunderstorm sections and spring finery await those who dare to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and dive into a world of adventure, excitement, and insanity! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Blinded by Blocks: Where Creepers are the Real Eclipse

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ores Mined:	1640	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a special eclipse event that will literally blind you in one eye! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Who needs depth perception anyway? Join now and see the world in a whole new (half-blind) way!

Blocky Ballers

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	701	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have that pizzazz you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a giant flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Flop in the West” challenge, where players must navigate through a maze of upside-down buildings while being chased by a herd of stampeding cows. Can you survive the chaos and come out victorious?

So why did it flop in the west, you ask? Because the west just couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server! Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Teenage Loveless Minecraft Adventures – Where you can finally find love… with diamonds!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of feeling like you missed out on teenage love and romance? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the heart-pounding drama and excitement of a high school relationship!

Join our server and you’ll be swept off your virtual feet by other players who are just as desperate for love as you are. From awkward first dates to dramatic breakups, our server has it all. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft romance that will make you feel like a teenager again?

So come on, join our server and let’s make some virtual memories that will make you forget all about those real-life regrets. Love is just a Minecraft block away!

CountryCraft: Where Your Minecraft Nation Thrives or Dies in 100 Characters or Less!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-world problems and politics? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the outside world, where you can escape to a land of blocky bliss.

Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies (okay, maybe that’s a bit exaggerated, but you get the idea).

So say goodbye to the stress of real life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty Demons: Shin Megami LOLtensei Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Are you tired of wandering around in boring old Minecraft worlds wearing the same old armor? Well, look no further! Join our server and you can dress up as an angel! That’s right, we have custom angel wings, halos, and even sparkly robes for you to strut your stuff in. Who needs diamond armor when you can look this fabulous?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Angelic Chicken, a rare breed of chicken that lays golden eggs. Rumor has it that if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want to fly like a bird? Wish granted. Want to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies? Wish granted. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best angelic life. Just remember, wings may cause slight discomfort when sitting in minecarts. But hey, beauty is pain, right?

Crafting High on Life: Where Drugs Lost the Battle

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more addictive than mining for diamonds is our virtual drug trade! Join us as we explore the question: “How come drugs won the war on drugs?”

Our server is filled with colorful characters, from friendly villagers selling suspicious potions to shady creepers peddling questionable substances. Take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like molten hot sauce and the ghasts are rumored to be high on their own fumes.

But beware, the drug lords of our server are not to be trifled with. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon owes his power to a secret stash of enchanted mushrooms, and the Wither boss is rumored to have a serious addiction to TNT.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more mind-blowing than our pixelated landscapes is the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where drugs reign supreme?