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WaifuCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anti-semitism, conspiracy theories, culture, DATING, fear, Gender Roles, internet culture, Jews, love, Marriage, Men, Minecraft, Otaku, relationships, Server, social commentary, society, Stereotypes, trends, WaifuCraft, waifus, Women

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of being left for a waifu? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual harem of your own! The jews are trembling in fear at the thought of you finding true love with your blocky beauty. Join now and show them who’s boss in the world of pixelated relationships!

Minecraft SMP: PEDS Affecting the Pixels of American Athletes

Abuse, accusations, affecting, American, American athletes, athletes, Cheating, Competition, consequences, controversy, Doping, drug testing, Ethics, face, Integrity, Minecraft, nation, peds, performance-enhancing drugs, pixels, professional sports, scandal, smp, sports

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	2452
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where accusations fly like Ender Pearls and drama is always brewing.

We’ve got players accusing entire nations of using peds, only to find out they’re the ped abuser themselves! It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, alliances, and questionable ethics. Who knows, you might just become the next scandalous headline on our server!

BuffetBanditCraft

Apology, buffet etiquette, BuffetBanditCraft, class differences, cultural norms, Friendship Dynamics, group dynamics, Guilt, high school friends, judgmental behavior, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, peer pressure, privileged background, reconnecting, self reflection, social cues, social expectations, social interactions, upscale dining, wealthy friends

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even scoop your minestrone in peace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your buffet etiquette needs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally grabbing too many vegetables instead of soup, only to be judged by your friends for your poor etiquette skills. But don’t worry, our community is here to support you and reassure you that it’s okay to pick and choose at a buffet – even if your friend Brenna thinks otherwise.

Experience the drama, the banter, and the minestrone mishaps on our server like never before. Who knew scooping soup could cause such chaos? So come join us and let’s scoop our way to victory together!

ExMissesMinecraftSMP

Breakup, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ex-crush, ex-flame, ex-lover, ex-partner, ex-romance, ex-significant other, ex-spouse, Exes, ExMissesMinecraftSMP, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Memories, missing ex, moving on, Nostalgia, past relationships, relationships

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Potions Brewed:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	568480
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Animals Bred:	194
Buildings Constructed:	49	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of missing your exes in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and you can create a whole village of exes to reminisce about! Build a house for each ex, complete with a creepy shrine dedicated to all the good times you had together. Who needs closure when you have virtual exes to haunt you forever? Join now and never feel lonely again!

ScratchCraft75K

budgeting, celebration, dreams, Financial Planning, goals, Happiness, Investment, jackpot, life changing, lottery win, Lucky, MONEY, savings, scratch off, ScratchCraft75K, Splurge, TAXES, unexpected, wealth, windfall

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

So you just won $75K on a scratch off ticket, huh? Well, forget about buying a new car or going on a fancy vacation. The best way to spend that money is by joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can trade in your virtual diamonds for real life cash! That’s right, we have a secret underground economy where players can exchange their in-game riches for cold hard cash. Who needs a new car when you can buy a mansion with your Minecraft earnings?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards a treasure trove of rare items and riches. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So gather your friends, gear up, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and turn your $75K into a fortune beyond your wildest dreams!

River2Sea Minecraft Server

constitutional rights, controversial statement, court decision, free speech, freedom of expression, from the river to the sea, German court, germany, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Israeli settlements, judicial system, landmark ruling, legal case, legal challenge, legal precedent, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, political speech, River2Sea, Ruling, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8884	Mines Excavated:	4839
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the German court is talking about it? Well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is about to blow your mind!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build from the river to the sea, just like in that court case everyone’s talking about. It’s like, the ultimate test of free speech, but in Minecraft form. How crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. You’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even summon a pet dragon to ride around on. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

BlockyRightsViolation

Abortion bans, Amnesty International, anti-choice, BlockyRightsViolation, bodily autonomy, gender equality, global advocacy, government interference, healthcare access, HUMAN RIGHTS, legal restrictions, maternal mortality, pro-choice, public health, Report, reproductive rights, Social Impact, social justice, women’s empowerment, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4991
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

so, liek, u know how sum servers r all boring and stuff? well dis server is da opposite of dat. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead. it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it.

u gotta join dis server cuz it’s da only place where u can ride a pig into battle against a dragon. and, get dis, if u find a diamond, it turns into a real diamond IRL. like, whaaaat?!

also, did i mention dat da mods on dis server are actually wizards? they can make ur dreams come true with just a flick of their wand. it’s like Hogwarts, but with more explosions.

so, if u wanna have da time of ur life and experience da most epic adventures ever, join dis server now. u won’t regret it. trust me, i’m a unicorn.

QuantumCraft: Fiber Fusion

Achieved, ADVANCE, Breakthrough, classical, Communication, data transfer, Experiment, fiber, Fusion, Information Technology, innovation, internet, Merger, novel, optical fiber, optical networking, Quantum, quantum computing, QuantumCraft, scientific research, single, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to be part of the 1st-ever quantum, classical internet merger achieved via single optical fiber in a Minecraft server? well now’s your chance!

imagine teleporting through dimensions with the power of quantum technology while building epic structures with your pals. this server is so advanced, it has the potential to advance telecommunications in the Minecraft world.

join now for a chance to be a part of history and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a Minecraft server. who needs regular old servers when you can be part of something this mind-blowing? don’t miss out, join now!

CraftyArk – Minecraft Server

AK EN Database, akg, AKG resources, arknights, Caster Beeswax, Caster Lin, Chong Yue, CraftyArk, Defender Firewhistle, Defender Shu, Elysium, Eyjafjalla, Guard Mountain, Guard Pepe, Guard Qiubai, Guard Thorns, Guard Zuo Le, Highmore, Honeyberry, Lunacub, Medic Papyrus, Medic Whisperain, Minecraft, Navigator Purestream skin, Nightingale, Ptilopsis, Server, Sniper Andreana, Sniper Narantuya, Sniper Pozyomka, Specialist Mr. Nothing, Specialist Swire, Supporter Grain Buds, Supporter Proviso, Supporter Sand Reckoner, surtr, Vanguard Cantabile, Vanguard Poncirus, Vanguard Wan Qing, Weedy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	185
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the gacha rates in Arknights? Look no further! Our server is so insane, we have 6* Casters falling from the sky like raindrops! Join now and witness Guard Thorns selling snacks at the shop, while Supporter Proviso dances with a Vanguard Cantabile to the beat of Specialist Mr. Nothing’s invisible drum!

But wait, there’s more! Ever heard of a Defender who can defend against creepers with just a stare? Or a Guard who can slice through blocks like butter? We’ve got ’em all! And don’t even get us started on the Trials for Navigator #4 – Purestream skin. Rumor has it, it makes your character look like a diamond-encrusted Steve!

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have 6* Guards Mountain and Qiubai by your side, ready to take on any mob that comes your way? And if that’s not enough, we’ve got skins for days, including a Purestream skin that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the insanity begin!

CryptoCraft SMP: “$12K ETH Investment”

12K, Bitcoin, capital allocation, crypto market, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, digital assets, ETH, Financial goals, Financial Planning, investing, Investment, investment strategy, long-term investment., market analysis, market volatility, portfolio diversification, potential returns, profit potential., risk assessment, short-term gains, smp, speculative investment, wealth management

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	186	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but crypto! Join us and invest your virtual money in ETH or Bitcoin to see if you can get a 2x return on your investment.

But beware, the market is volatile and you never know when a creeper might come along and blow up your digital wallet! Will you become a crypto millionaire in our world or end up bankrupt and living in a dirt hut? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky server!