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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8416 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 94 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1451 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Towns Built: | 10 |
lol come join our cray cray minecraft server where the blocks are always dancing and the creepers wear tutus. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing for emeralds.
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power of infinite diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. our server is so lit that even herobrine comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.
we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies have a dance-off to see who’s the grooviest monster in town. and don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free milkshakes.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most mind-blowing minecraft server in the multiverse. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, so it’s all good.
SmallAnt is a popular YouTube and Twitch speedrunner known for his expertise in completing video games at record-breaking speeds. With a focus on Nintendo titles, 
