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The Border Block Party: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy!

BLOCK, border, border control, border expansion, Canada, cross-border relations, Demographic Shifts, Diplomacy, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, government policy, immigration, International, international relations, meets, Minecraft, national security, North America, Party, political implications, population absorption, population redistribution, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, us border

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have taken the concept of border expansion to a whole new level! Imagine a world where the US decides to extend its border 5 miles north and just absorb 90% of Canada’s population – that’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the political implications of this outrageous scenario. Will there be a Canadian resistance movement? Will maple syrup become the new currency? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a BLAST!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with merging two countries in Minecraft form. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of this new hybrid nation!

OopsCraft: Proceed with Caution

#forum guidelines, #forum posting, #forum rules enforcement, #video game discussions, Caution, community guidelines, confusion, forum etiquette, forum moderation, forum rules, gaming culture, Generals, internet culture, janitor, Moderation, Online Community, online forums, OopsCraft, Posting, proceed, VG, video game community, video games

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our janitor is actually a wizard in disguise and will grant you three wishes if you join the server. Want a diamond sword? Done. Want to ride a flying pig? Consider it done.

2. Our community is made up of real-life superheroes who fight off creepers and zombies with their bare hands. Join us and become a Minecraft superhero yourself!

3. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden within the server where you can mine unlimited diamonds. But beware, it is guarded by a dragon who only speaks in memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most hilarious and insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TallTalesCraft: Where even the blocks dream of being taller!

acceptance, aspirations, blocks, body image, comparison, Disappointment, dream, dreams, growth, height, Insecurity, perspective, Reality, reality check, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, short, societal standards, subhumanity, Tall, taller, TallTalesCraft, Wishful thinking

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of being only 6’1″ and live your dream of being a towering 6’5″ giant! Join us and experience a world where height is everything and being 2 inches away from “subhumanity” is a thing of the past.

On our server, you can build SKYSCRAPERS that reach the clouds and make all the other players look like tiny ants. Show off your newfound height superiority and assert your dominance over the puny peasants who dare to challenge you.

But that’s not all! Join our server and embark on EPIC QUESTS to find the mystical Height Potion that will grant you the extra inches you desire. Fight off hordes of mobs, solve mind-bending puzzles, and overcome treacherous obstacles to reach your ultimate goal of becoming the tallest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and RISE ABOVE the rest! Embrace your inner giant and let the world know that you are not just 6’1″ – you are a towering 6’5″ LEGEND!

AnonCraft: Server No. 265605099 – Where Even Anonymous Can’t Hide!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Farms Harvested:	674
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Animals Bred:	66

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving laggy gameplay. Can you defeat the Ender Dragon while your screen freezes every 5 seconds? Only the bravest can conquer this feat!

– We have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

– Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to prank a player. He now roams the virtual world, seeking revenge on all who dare to mine his precious diamonds. Can you outsmart a ghostly creeper?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Goddesses

Ancient, Blessings, Crafty, Creation, deity, divine feminine, Earth, fertility, Goddess, Goddesses, Harvest, Life, Motherhood, Mythology, Nature, Paganism, power, Pregnancy, Rituals, Sacred, Women, Worship

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have ACTUAL goddesses of fertility roaming around! Join us and experience the WILD adventures of trying to keep up with these divine beings as they bless our lands with bountiful crops and baby animals.

But that’s not all! Our goddesses also throw the most INSANE parties in the Minecraft world. Picture this: dancing with the goddesses under a sky filled with GLOWING stars, while sipping on ENDLESS amounts of virtual champagne. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this CRAZY and UNIQUE experience! Who knows, you might even catch the eye of a fertility goddess and receive her BLESSINGS for your own Minecraft journey.

VisaCraft: Where Creepers Pay in Credit Cards

Cards, Credit, CREEPERS, Pay, VisaCraft, Visajeet

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Dimension Hops:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Visajeet is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored diamonds! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds and a magic wand that turns dirt into gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join Visajeet today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyTrolls: No Stream, Just Dreams

CraftyTrolls, dreams, no stream, no streamSisters seethe, Stream, streamSisters seethe

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Farms Harvested:	996
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers where streamSisters seethe and ruin all the fun? Well, on our server, streamSisters seethe in the most entertaining way possible!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, on our server, streamSisters seethe in style.

Minecraft Madness: 17373 Nintendo Edition

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Emeralds Found:	4896	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server, where the pixels are as crisp as a freshly opened bag of Doritos! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, creeper dance parties, and secret dungeons guarded by zombie chickens.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with giant mushrooms and talking cows. They were so amazed by the wonders they found that they never wanted to leave!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, duel with a sword-wielding panda, and discover a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our 17373 nintendo Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Peen Palace

anatomy, body autonomy, Childhood, circumcision, Crafty, cultural norms, emotional impact, Foreskin, foreskin restoration, genitalia, health implications, HUMAN RIGHTS, hygiene, Medical Ethics, medical procedure, Palace, parenting choices, Peen, personal experience, religious beliefs, sexual function, societal expectations, surgery

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	8321
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2

Come join our Minecraft server! We promise it will cure any snipping trauma you may have experienced as a child. Our server is filled with magical unicorns that will grant you three wishes upon joining. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim like a fish? Easy peasy. Want to eat unlimited amounts of cake without gaining weight? You got it!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs therapy when you have unicorns, dance parties, and ninja llamas to cure all your childhood snipping woes?

Todo’s Trivia Time Minecraft

answer, Assistance, assistance needed, clarification, clarification needed, completion, efficiency, Help, Minecraft, organization, productivity, query, question.., response, Simple, Support, task, task management, Time, Time management, to-do list, todo, TODOS, Trivia

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you ready to embark on the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wonders that await you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. Well, that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Todo, a wise and all-knowing being who will challenge you with mind-bending riddles and quests. Can you answer this simple question from Todo and unlock the secrets of the universe? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!