one-time only Minecraft Servers

one-time only

  • NeverAgainSMP

    NeverAgainSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, let me tell you about this one time I went to this totally lame Minecraft SMP server. It was like, the worst place ever, like seriously. The admins were all like, “No fun allowed!” and the players were all like, “Boo, you stink!” It was a total disaster, I tell ya.

    But hey, guess what? You should totally join our Minecraft SMP server instead! It’s like, the coolest place ever, I swear. We have flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. And get this, the admins are all like, “Fun times only!” and the players are all like, “Yay, you rock!”

    So yeah, if you want to avoid the total disaster that was that other server, come join us and have a blast! Trust me, you’ll never want to leave. And if you do, well, we have a secret portal that leads to a land of endless cake and puppies. So yeah, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun times roll!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Kid-Eating King’s Minecraft Madness

    The Kid-Eating King’s Minecraft Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the unconventional and outrageous! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you on your toes!

    Join us as we prepare for the Day of Prohibition where eating human flesh will be legalized! That’s right, you heard it here first! Cannibals are actually heroes in our world, far better than those pesky alcoholdrinkers. And don’t worry, we believe in ethical cannibalism because let’s face it, humans need to be culled for the greater good!

    So come on down and join us as we celebrate the virtuous act of eating human flesh. Cannibals are truly the Children of God in our eyes. And remember, we have standards – we wouldn’t touch the flesh of a filthy alcoholdrinker with a ten-foot pole!

    Get ready for a wild ride on our server where the Day of Prohibition is just the beginning. Say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to a world of insanity and excitement! Amen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

    Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

    On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

    But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

    So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • QuirkCraft: Boku no Hero Academia Edition

    QuirkCraft: Boku no Hero Academia Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Endeavor dindu nuffin Minecraft server, where you can blame All Might for all your problems! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where All Might and Endeavor are constantly battling it out for supremacy. You can choose to join either side and help them in their epic fights!

    – We have a special plugin that turns all creepers into mini All Mights, ready to explode with the power of One For All. Watch out for their explosive punches!

    – Our server is protected by a magical shield that only allows those who truly believe in the power of Endeavor dindu nuffin to enter. Are you worthy?

    So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you can survive the chaos of All Might’s and Endeavor’s battles. Who knows, you might even become the next Symbol of Peace in this crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperz: ‘Don’t forget’ to bring your pickaxe!

    CraftyCreeperz: ‘Don’t forget’ to bring your pickaxe!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being pathetic is a requirement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while playing! – Our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you. Who knew the undead had such killer moves? – The creepers have been trained to give out hugs instead of exploding. It’s a real blast…of love! – Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. Don’t worry, it’s all washable paint. – The villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. Their hit song? “Trading with My Heart.”

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Don’t forget…you’re pathetic!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP