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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 7110 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 23788 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 277 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!