one sided Minecraft Servers

one sided Minecraft Servers

  • BdayBlunderCraft

    BdayBlunderCraft
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 8616
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where forgetting your birthday is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story!

    Imagine a world where your boyfriend not only remembers your birthday, but throws you a virtual party complete with pixelated cake and fireworks! No more feeling unappreciated or taken advantage of – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty (or at least like a Minecraft queen) every day!

    Don’t worry about love languages or one-sided relationships here – our community is all about spreading love and positivity through virtual hugs and words of affirmation. Plus, we have a strict “no excuses” policy when it comes to showing appreciation for your fellow players.

    So come join us on our server and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t remember your birthday when you have a whole virtual world of friends who will never forget to celebrate you? Let’s make your birthday (and every day) special together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ToxicTaterTot – Minecraft SMP

    ToxicTaterTot – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 5945
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Crops Grown: 8416

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some truly wild and wacky adventures!

    Join our server if you want to befriend a group of players who are so chaotic that they make creepers look like cuddly kittens. From pranking each other with TNT traps to starting impromptu dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But beware, not everyone can handle the craziness of our community. If you see someone building a house out of obsidian and calling it a “modern art masterpiece,” that’s a sure sign that they’ll fit right in. But if someone starts hoarding all the diamonds and refuses to share, well, let’s just say they might not be the best friend material.

    So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, pull off some epic pranks, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCrasher420

    WeddingCrasher420
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 9773
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Animals Bred: 155 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and weddings are planned in Michigan! Join us for a wild ride filled with tuxedo rentals, airbnb stays, and one-sided relationships.

    Are you tired of always making the effort to see your friend, only to be left hanging when it’s your turn? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in standing up for yourself and not attending weddings in far-off states just to prove a point.

    But don’t worry, the house will be full of your best friends having a great time without you, so you won’t be missing out on all the fun. So come join us and let your absence speak for itself – because sometimes, actions speak louder than words.

    Join now and let’s make some unforgettable memories together, even if they involve missing out on weddings and standing up for yourself in the most epic way possible!

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  • KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

    KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 8958
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Votes: 7372 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

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  • Korean4DayWorkWeek2025

    Korean4DayWorkWeek2025
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 5719
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Mines Excavated: 4206
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where u only gotta work 4 days a week every 2 weeks? well that’s what this server is all about! join us and experience the ultimate work-life balance in the virtual world.

    imagine mining for diamonds on monday, building a castle on tuesday, and then taking a break for the rest of the week because why not? this server is all about relaxation and fun, with a sprinkle of chaos just to keep things interesting.

    we’ve got a community of players who are always down for a good time, whether it’s organizing a massive pig race or building a giant statue of a chicken. and don’t even get me started on the legendary pranks that go down on this server – let’s just say you’ll never look at a creeper the same way again.

    so why wait until 2025 to start living your best minecraft life? join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TimelessCraft

    TimelessCraft
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 9959
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Farms Harvested: 616 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Gods Slained: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis minecraft server where u can stop time and see all da craziness happenin! imagine stoppin time in da middle of a creeper explosion or right when someone is about to fall into lava! it’s like havin a superpower in minecraft, but even better cuz it’s real!

    we got players who have stopped time right before they were about to lose a pvp battle and turned the tables on their opponents! we even had someone stop time right before a mob spawner activated and they were able to destroy it before any mobs spawned!

    so if u wanna experience da ultimate power in minecraft and have some epic moments, join our server now! who knows what kind of chaos u can cause when u stop time in da middle of a build battle or a raid! come on, what are u waiting for? stop time and join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Propaganda-Free Minecraft Server

    Propaganda-Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 9282
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles in the PvP arena. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those who find it.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who have learned how to ride pigs like rodeo clowns. And if you manage to tame one of these wild pig-riding pandas, you’ll gain access to the exclusive disco party cave where the music never stops and the dance floor is always on fire.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 10K Minecraft SMP Madness

    10K Minecraft SMP Madness
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 9744
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 133 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Crops Grown: 1190
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the official, exclusive waiting room for our Minecraft SMP! Only the most elite players are allowed in here, so if you’re not wearing diamond armor, you better turn around and go back to your dirt hut.

    Why should you join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of diamonds. Legend has it that they became the richest player on the server and built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see. We’ve got zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers, skeleton jockeys racing around on spider mounts, and even a baby zombie riding a chicken like it’s a rodeo. You won’t find these creatures anywhere else, that’s for sure.

    So come join us in the official, exclusive waiting room for our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not prepared to face off against the most powerful players and craziest mobs, then you might as well go play in creative mode.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreepCrafters: Spooky Stories

    CreepCrafters: Spooky Stories
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 9774
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Potions Brewed: 164
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a pack of creepers started breakdancing around you? Or maybe you were peacefully building a house when a herd of zombie pigs rode in on skeleton horses and demanded to be your new neighbors? Well, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm, then you need to join our wacky world of wonder!

    Our server is like no other, where the mobs have minds of their own and the blocks have a mischievous streak. You never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. From flying pigs to exploding sheep, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the Nether.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful Minecraft server around, then come join us and prepare for the ride of your blocky life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and chickens can talk. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

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  • Creeper vs Ukraine: 7 killed, 36 injured

    Creeper vs Ukraine: 7 killed, 36 injured
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 9516
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Mines Excavated: 3179 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Votes: 927
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 423
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off russian attacks like ukraine heroes! we have 7 players who have been killed but 36 who have been injured, but don’t worry, we have magic potions to heal them all! join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! our server is so lit, even putin himself is afraid to log on! don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

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  • YokoCraft Minecraft Server

    YokoCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 4050
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Chimeras Created: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the server where we worship the absolute madman Yoko Taro and all his wild creations! Join us for discussions on NieR, Drakengard, and even the cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE where we spank our enemies into submission!

    Did you know that NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 is currently on air? And SINoALICE Movie is out now for your viewing pleasure! Plus, we have guides for emulating the Drakengard games and translations for all the Yoko Taro goodness you can handle.

    Join us for a wild ride through the Yokoverse, where we have resources, fanbooks, and even high-res art for your viewing pleasure. And don’t forget about the Chat Stamps Compilation for all your communication needs!

    So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCrew Minecraft SMP: Sequel Quests

    CraftyCrew Minecraft SMP: Sequel Quests
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 4150
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 184 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Star Shards Collected: 269 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, these chickens are not your average farm animals – they have built their own empire and are looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have developed a potion that turns players into potatoes for a day. Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate the world as a spud!

    So, what are you waiting for? Pitch us your craziest ideas for the sequel and join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it will definitely be a hilarious time)!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HalalCraft Minecraft Server

    HalalCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 3552
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting lost in a windowless cave of an office? Join our Minecraft server where getting turned around is part of the fun! We have a new Muslim coworker who prays facing North in the southern US – talk about a twist! Join us and never worry about creating a hostile environment by correcting someone’s direction again. Plus, who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LadyDenierCraft

    LadyDenierCraft
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 6315
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6969
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in helping those in need…unless they have a robot vacuum cleaner that explodes and starts a fire in their apartment. We don’t support that kind of chaos here!

    Join our server for a chance to rebuild virtual homes and create a community of players who genuinely care about making a difference. Just make sure you don’t have any passive income from renting out inherited apartments, because we only help those who truly have nothing!

    Don’t be like Ruby and try to scam your way into free renovations. We have a strict policy against helping people who can easily solve their own problems with a little common sense. Plus, we don’t want any drama like exes calling us out for playing god – we’re just trying to build a better Minecraft world, okay?

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure of charity, construction, and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the importance of hot water and functioning bathrooms along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
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