one shot quips – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PleasureCraftMC
Adventure, art, beauty, Contentment, experiences, Exploration, Food, fulfillment, greatest pleasures, Happiness, joy, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, PleasureCraftMC, pleasures, relationships, Relaxation, travel, world
Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Or perhaps you dream of building a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you walk through the door? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams can come true!
Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, discover hidden treasure, and befriend talking animals who will fight by your side. Our server is so awesome that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a secret society of chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

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VodkaCraft Minecraft Server
arrested, bulgaria, Bulgaria Arrested, Bulgaria Revelations, Chef, Drunken, Drunken Revelations, Espionage, France, France Arrested, France Spy, international espionage, Minecraft, Olympic, Olympic Espionage, Olympic Plot, Plot, revelations, Russian, Russian Chef, Russian Spy, Server, VodkaCraft
come join our minecraft server where russian chefs are getting arrested in france for olympic espionage but it’s all good because they were just trying to find the best ingredients for their epic minecraft creations. we have secret recipes that will blow your mind and make you question reality. join us and uncover the truth behind the drunken revelations in bulgaria that started it all. who knew cooking could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come play with us and see for yourself!

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HolocaustCraft: BulgarianBashers
Anti-Semitic Attack, anti-semitism, arrested, BulgarianBashers, Bulgarians, criminal activity, criminal charges, criminal investigation, Cultural vandalism, european crime, extremism, hate crime, historical site, Holocaust memorial, HolocaustCraft, international news, law enforcement, Memorial Desecration, Paris, racism, Vandalism, world war II
Yo yo yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got 3 Bulgarians causing chaos like they in Paris! They be vandalizing shiz like a holocaust memorial, but don’t worry, we keep it PG on our server (mostly).
If you wanna experience some next level drama and excitement, then this is the place to be! Who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll get into with our crazy community. Plus, we got the best pixel art of historical monuments you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind (and maybe get you in trouble with the law, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?).
So come on down and join the madness, where every day is a new adventure and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get building, trolling, and exploring together, because why be normal when you can be absolutely bonkers!

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Time Traveling Steve’s Server
Alternate Realities, belief systems, Consciousness, cosmic cycles, divine purpose, eternal return, Eternity, Existence, higher dimensions, Karma, Life after death., metaphysical concepts, past lives, quantum physics, REBIRTH, Reincarnation, Server, soul journey, Spiritual beliefs, Steves, Time, time travel, Transcendence, Traveling
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported back in time to before your previous life! you’re like a minecraft time traveler or something, dude! you can build epic structures with ancient technology and battle dinosaurs with your bare hands! join now and experience the ultimate time-traveling minecraft adventure! it’s like doctor who meets minecraft, but way cooler! come on, what are you waiting for? travel back in time and build the craziest creations ever seen!

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Legions
Active Staff, Allies, Community, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Democracy, Dictatorship, enemies, Faction, Factions, Fresh Server, Giveaways, Hostile, lone survivor, netherite, New server, Peaceful, Plugins, Roleplay, smp, society, Survival, Vanilla, XP..
Welcome to Legions
This is a cross-platform (Java AND Bedrock) Minecraft Server that isn’t like normal SMPs. In this server we create a society. Become a Faction Leader and create your own faction, or join an existing one. Be a democracy or a dictatorship, create enemies and allies, be hostile or peaceful. It is up to you and the faction you choose to join or choose to create. You can also fend for yourself as a lone survivor. The choice is yours.
Why Join Us? – We are mostly vanilla with a few Quality of Life plugins such as UnexpectedSpawn, Disenchantment, and EssentialsX. – We have an active staff team to support you and support the server if something isn’t right. – We have an active community with at least 3 people on at a time daily during active hours – GIVEAWAYS!!! Win anything from XP to Netherite! – We are NEW!!! This means we are actively accepting new factions and there are several places to set up your base and it’s easier to get resources while the server is still fresh!
legions.mine.bz

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BladeSMP
BladeSMP, Cross-Play, Discord, gg, https, Ip:, join us, LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, minecraft server, minekeep, Survival, UU6dKj9Pvx
A LifestealSMP
Come Join us!
At IP = bladesmp.minekeep.gg
Come on Join
Also Join the discord = https://discord.gg/UU6dKj9Pvx
bladesmp.minekeep.gg

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SlurPurge Minecraft Server
Bigotry, Censorship, controversial topics, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, free speech, Hate Speech, inclusion, internet culture, Minecraft, offensive behavior, offensive language, online forums, Politics, prejudice, Race, Religion, Server, Sexuality, SlurPurge, Slurs, Social Issues
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, you can drop EVERY slur you know! That’s right, let out all your pent-up anger and frustration by unleashing a barrage of offensive language towards all religions, races, ethnicities, sexualities, and more!
Join us for a wild ride of chaos and controversy as we push the boundaries of what is socially acceptable in the Minecraft community. Build swastika-shaped houses, create offensive monuments, and engage in heated debates with other players about why your hate speech is totally justified.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pass to our exclusive “Troll of the Month” competition, where the player who causes the most outrage and controversy will win a special prize. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the hate flow freely!

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PsychoMine SMP: Does anyone else psych themselves up to kill themselves in the Minecraft SMP?
anxiety, coping mechanisms, courage, Delusional, depression, Edgy, FAGGOT, gasoline, kill, mental health, mental illness, mental toughness, Minecraft, Paranoid, Psych, PsychoMine, schizophrenia, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner daredevils and push the limits of our courage and mental toughness! Join us if you want to psych yourself up for the most outrageous challenges, like building a house out of TNT or trying to survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword.
Our community is full of edgy faggots (their words, not ours) who are always looking for new ways to test their limits and have a laugh while doing it. Whether you’re a paranoid schizophrenic or just someone who loves a good adrenaline rush, you’ll fit right in here.
So come on, join us and see just how far you can push yourself in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even find yourself dowsing in gasoline and laughing about it later!

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SuperRichCraft Minecraft Server
Agreement, cooperation, economic justice, Economy, finance, financial system, G20, Global, Government, high net worth individuals, INEQUALITY, International, Minecraft, policy, REFORM, Server, summit, superrich, SuperRichCraft, Tax, Taxation, wealth, wealthy individuals
HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN OUR SERVER! FIRST OF ALL, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WE HAVE A PET CREEPER THAT CAN DO THE MOONWALK! HOW COOL IS THAT?
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS! I KNOW, IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT IT’S TRUE! AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU GET TO RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES! IT’S LIKE A SCENE STRAIGHT OUT OF A MOVIE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A FLOATING CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN LIVE IN A CHEESE CASTLE AND RULE OVER THE LAND WITH YOUR CHEESY ARMY! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

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PixelPioneerJustice
Accountability, Charged, Conflict, delayed justice, discrimination, HUMAN RIGHTS, Incident, international law, investigation, justice delayed, law enforcement, long tail, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, PixelPioneerJustice, settler, Shooting, Tension, unresolved, videoed, violence
So like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can be a settler who shoots Palestinian mans and not get in trouble for it for 9 months! Like, what even is that? It’s like a wild west showdown but in Minecraft, yeehaw! Join now for the most intense PvP action and questionable legal consequences. Your trigger finger will never be the same!

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