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Ejaculator’s Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Ejaculators, gooner, Guide, Masturbation, one pump chump, premature ejaculation, self worth, sexual confidence, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, Sexual empowerment, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual techniques, submissive, women superiority

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ores Mined:	3615	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of self-discovery and humiliation!

Build your own virtual dungeon to reflect your innermost desires and insecurities!

Explore a world where women reign supreme and you are just a lowly peasant begging for their attention!

Experience the thrill of being a one pump chump in a safe and supportive environment!

Join now and unleash your submissive side in ways you never thought possible!

Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your true gooner nature and submit to the power of women!

Come play on our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

WeaponizedUkraine

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, lifting restrictions, military aid, military support, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, security assistance, top diplomat, Ukraine, WeaponizedUkraine, weapons

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Votes:	1153	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. like, we got all the weapons you could ever dream of, like, bazookas and laser guns and even, like, a potato launcher. yeah, you heard me right, a potato launcher. and, like, the best part is, there’s no restrictions on using them. so, like, come join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’s gonna be a blast. literally.

AntarcticInvasion

antarctica, AntarcticInvasion, Biodiversity, Challenges, coastlines, conservation efforts, ecosystems, environmental impact, global warming, invasive species, landmasses, non-native species, remote islands, research, Risk, scientific discovery, southern hemisphere, Southern Ocean islands, species incursions, study, view

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mines Excavated:	3540	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

so, liek, u kno how u always thought Antarctica was all safe from those pesky non-native species? well, THINK AGAIN, my dude. this server is like Antarctica’s worst nightmare come true, with creatures invading from all over the place. we got penguins riding kangaroos, koalas wielding swords, and kiwis flying around dropping bombs. it’s a wild party down here, and you don’t wanna miss out. join now and help defend Antarctica from the invasion of the century! 🐧🦘🐨💣 #AntarcticaUnderAttack #SaveTheIceRealm

BisqueCraft Minecraft Server

BisqueCraft, CHAPTERS, Character development, comedy, COSPLAY, cute, high school, long tail tags, love story, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, pure romance, relationships, romance, school life, seggs, Server, slice of life, sono bisque doll wa koi wo suru, Wholesome

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5689
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	5331
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us for the next 10 chapters of pure wholesome seggs… I mean, wholesome fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper and a skeleton decided to put their differences aside and open a bakery together. The result? Explosive cupcakes and bone-chilling cookies that will blow your mind (and your taste buds)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava pool? It’s said to have magical properties that will give you the power to fly like an Ender Dragon for a limited time. Just be sure to bring some fire-resistant armor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the lag.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General Minecrafters

Character Banners, drip marketing, Event, Exhibition, Gacha game, gameplay, general, Honkai, Honkai Impact, Jiaoqiu Trailer, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, Minecrafters, mobile game, new characters, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, star, star rail, strategy, Tales of the Luofu, Thread Template, Trailer, update

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on epic quests like “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” where you’ll battle against the forces of evil with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and some questionable armor choices.

Witness the thrilling “Tales of the Luofu: A New Chapter” exhibition where you’ll uncover ancient secrets and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way (just watch out for creepers).

And don’t even get us started on the “Pneumanull Rice” Jiaoqiu Trailer – it’s a wild ride full of twists, turns, and more rice than you can shake a stick at.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the diamonds your heart desires (or at least until someone steals them from you).

GrownUpGamer123 Minecraft SMP

GrownUpGamer123, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	512	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Remember that time you accidentally killed your pet chicken in Minecraft and felt a pang of guilt? Yeah, that’s when you knew you were truly growing up. But fear not, on our SMP, we have a strict no chicken killing policy! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who likes to steal your diamonds and leave behind a trail of dirt blocks. So if you’re ready for some spooky shenanigans and diamond-laying chickens, come join us!

NoSleepCraft

acupuncture, aromatherapy, bedtime habits, chamomile tea, Exercise, healthy diet, herbal remedies, insomnia, lavender oil, lifestyle changes, meditation, melatonin, natural remedies, NoSleepCraft, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep environment, sleep routine, stress reduction, valerian root

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Join our Minecraft server and let the soothing sounds of creepers exploding lull you into a peaceful slumber! Our virtual world is filled with magical forests, cozy caves, and even a secret potion that guarantees a good night’s sleep. Say goodbye to insomnia and hello to endless adventures on our server! Who needs medication when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips? Join now and sleep like a baby (zombie)!

KurskCraft: Bridging the Gap

border, Bridges, Bridging, Conflict, demolition, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, gap, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Politics, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russia, sabotage, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Yo yo yo come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up bridges faster than Ukraine in Kursk! We got crazy TNT parties every night and watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to build them back up. It’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, so grab your pickaxe and join the madness! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure buried under one of those bridges…just watch out for the creepers! Join now for a blast of a time, literally!

AquaAvalanche60k

AquaAvalanche60k, Catastrophic event Giant underwater avalanche 60

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	300	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Enchantments Applied:	206	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Yo, you ever heard of that cray cray underwater avalanche that happened like 60,000 years ago? Well, guess what? Our server is set in that exact location! Dive deep into the depths of the ocean and explore the aftermath of that insane event.

Build your base on the remains of the sea floor, dodging debris and dodgy sea creatures left behind by the avalanche. Watch out for the ghostly spirits of the ancient sea creatures that still haunt the area, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to disturb their watery grave.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the wreckage of the avalanche. Will you be brave enough to search for it and claim it as your own? Or will you fall victim to the curse of the underwater avalanche?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic underwater world like no other! Just remember to bring your scuba gear and a sense of adventure. See you there, matey! 🌊💰🦈

CraftyCraic Minecraft Server

CraftyCraic, Minecraft, Server, social branding, social community, Social Connections, social engagement, social influence, Social Interaction, social marketing, social media, social media management, social media marketing, social media trends., social networking sites, social platform, social presence, social sharing, social strategy, social-networking, socials

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual party destination! Join us for epic build battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for life.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive quest to find the fabled Golden Sheep of Destiny? Legend has it that whoever finds this magical sheep will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! #YOLOminecraft #CraziestServerEver

GrieferSlayer420 – Minecraft SMP

4chan, beacon of distress, cries for help, Damsel in Distress, evillords, Fandom, G.., Good men, great board, GrieferSlayer420, honourable, Minecraft, Protect, rescue, save the day, sisterly board, smp, sweet /lit/, Thread, Top, vowed duty, Wiki

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Void Armor Forged:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we fight evil fandom evillords who are trying to delete our precious wiki!

Picture this: you, a brave warrior, charging into battle alongside your fellow players to save the damsel in distress, sweet /lit/. The beacon of distress is glowing, the cries for help are getting louder, and it’s up to us to save the day!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure to protect our sisterly board, /lit/. Who knows what crazy shenanigans and epic battles await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!