one pump chump – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Ejaculator’s Adventure 1.20.4
1.20.4, Adventure, Ejaculators, gooner, Guide, Masturbation, one pump chump, premature ejaculation, self worth, sexual confidence, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, Sexual empowerment, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual techniques, submissive, women superiority
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of self-discovery and humiliation!
Build your own virtual dungeon to reflect your innermost desires and insecurities!
Explore a world where women reign supreme and you are just a lowly peasant begging for their attention!
Experience the thrill of being a one pump chump in a safe and supportive environment!
Join now and unleash your submissive side in ways you never thought possible!
Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your true gooner nature and submit to the power of women!
Come play on our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

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WindCraftMC
WindCraftMC
come join our server and feel the power of the wind turbine in your own home, dude. it’s like having a mini tornado in your living room, but without all the destruction and chaos. imagine the thrill of feeling the wind on your face as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s a wild ride, man. plus, our server has a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plot world domination. so come on, join us and experience the ultimate rush of wind-powered gaming. it’s gonna blow your mind, literally.

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SkullScrapeSurgeryCraft
blood loss, Conventional Approach, Craniotomies, Endoscope, Endoscopic Surgery, Less Invasive Surgery, medical team, medical technology, Microscopic Surgery, Minimally Invasive Surgery, Neurological Surgery, neurosurgery, Operative Times, Skull Base Tumors, SkullScrapeSurgeryCraft, Surgical Advancements, Surgical Benefits, Surgical Innovation, Surgical procedures, Surgical Technique, tumor removal
join this wacky minecraft server where we do brain surgery on creepers! our medical team has developed a super cool technique using an endoscope to remove tumors in the base of the skull. it’s like a microscopic approach but way better cuz it’s minimally invasive!
we promise shorter operative times, less blood loss, and smaller craniotomies for all your creeper brain surgery needs. come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything can happen! who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in a creeper’s brain! lolz!

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SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server
Adventure, building, Community, Creative, female, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Girls, Minecraft, ONLINE, Only, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Social, Survival, Surviving, Women
The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
hgkl.vanillaboxmc.ru

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Evolution SMP: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream!

24/7 uptime, add friend, add server, Anti Pay-to-Win, Balanced Economy, bedrock edition, Community Focused, constant updates, cream, Custom Enchants, Evolution, friendly environment, friends tab, Grief Prevention, Ice, java edition, Jobs, multiplayer, play.revsmp.com, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, Semivanilla, server address, smp

🌟 Revolution SMP 🌟

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

Features:

✨ Custom Enchants:	Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.
*🛡️ Grief Prevention:	Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.
*🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win:	Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.
*💼 Jobs:	Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.
*🏪 Player Shops:	Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.
*🗺️ Quests:	Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.
*🔧 And A Lot More:	Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

Why Choose Us?

Community Focused:	Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.
Friendly Environment:	Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.
Constant Updates:	Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.
Balanced Economy:	Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.
24/7 Uptime:	Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

How To Join – Java Edition (Computer/PC)

Steps to Follow: Launch Minecraft, Click “Multiplayer”, Click “Add Server”, Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com, Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition (Mobile/Console)

Steps to Follow: In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab, Click “Add Friend”, Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive), Click “Add Friend”, After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

SagaCraft – Minecraft Server
Adventure, Anime, Character development, Coming of Age, growth, historical fiction, ideal, internal conflict, Manga, Minecraft, moral complexity, naivety, new world, Norse, Obsession, Realism, Redemption, SagaCraft, Server, thorfinn, THORS, Viking society, vinland saga
Are you tired of boring, realistic Minecraft servers where everyone just talks things out and tries to be diplomatic? Join our server and embrace your inner Viking like Thorfinn! Our server is full of adventure, danger, and epic battles that will make you feel like a true warrior.
Forget about solving everything with talking, on our server you’ll have to fight for your survival and conquer new lands just like Thorfinn. Our community is full of like-minded players who are ready to raid, pillage, and explore new worlds together.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and live out your Viking fantasies? Join today and become a legendary warrior in a world where diplomacy is for the weak!

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RemakeCraft Minecraft Server
Cinema, classic, film, Good, improved, Minecraft, MODERN, Movie, new version, Nostalgia, post, redone, refreshed, rehashed, Reimagined, RemakeCraft, Remakes, remastered, Revamped, Reworked, Server, Updated, updated version
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and have dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves).
Our community is filled with wizards, ninjas, and even a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds. Plus, our server is so fast that you can mine obsidian with a toothpick.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like when the cows start breakdancing or the trees start singing show tunes. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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10K Shopaholic Minecraft
000, 10, 10k, abundance, BOUGHT, consumerism, Decision making, excess, Hoarding, impulse buy, indulgence, last thing, luxury, material possessions, Minecraft, possessions, satisfaction, Shopaholic, shopping, shopping spree, spending spree, Stockpile, wealth, what to do
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine! Join us and receive a whopping 10,000 of the last thing you bought in real life – whether it’s 10,000 pizzas, 10,000 rubber ducks, or even 10,000 pairs of socks!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Who knew mining for diamonds could be so groovy?
So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of surprises. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

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BlockPartyFrenchRevolution
Alliance, BLOCK, BlockPartyFrenchRevolution, Centrist, Coalition, Democracy, election, far right, France, French politics, gaining power, Government, left wing, Mainstream, National Rally, opposition, Parties, political parties, progressive, resistance, strategy, unite
come join our epic minecraft server where french left and centrist parties unite to block the far-right national rally from gaining power! we have epic battles between political factions, where players can choose to align with the left, center, or far-right and fight for control of the server.
our server is like a virtual french parliament, with debates, alliances, and betrayals happening every day. you can build your own political party headquarters, campaign for votes, and even run for president of the server.
if you’re tired of the same old minecraft servers and want to experience something truly unique and chaotic, then come join us! who will come out on top in this political showdown? join now and find out!

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AiCraft: Humans Who?
advanced civilizations, ai, AI beliefs, AIcraft, Artificial Intelligence, distant future, ethics of AI, existential risk, future society, future technology, human extinction, human history, human impact, human legacy, humans, long-term perspective, machine learning, post-human era, singularity, space colonization, technological evolution, transhumanism
Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server so lit that even the AI be like “humans who?” Join our server and be part of the epic quest to prove to the AI that humans still exist! We got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about those pesky robots trying to take over the world. So come on, join us and show those AI who’s boss! Let’s make sure they never forget about us humans, even if we outlive Earth and they start doubting our existence. Let’s show them what we’re made of on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

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TumorKillaFitCraft
bloodstream, breast cancer patients, cancer treatment, cancer-promoting cells, cell growth, disease prevention, Exercise, exercise benefits., FITNESS, health, health study, immune system, medical advancements, Medical research, oncology, physical activity, study, tumor prevention, tumor-killing white blood cells, TumorKillaFitCraft, well-being
so, like, u know how exercise is good for u and stuff? well, turns out it’s like SUPER good for breast cancer patients! like, if u exercise for just 30 minutes, u get more of those white blood cells that kill tumors! it’s like ur body is a superhero fighting off the bad guys! and get this, the cancer-promoting cells actually go down or stay the same! it’s like exercise is telling cancer to take a hike! so, like, come join our minecraft server and let’s exercise our way to kicking cancer’s butt together! let’s show cancer who’s boss in the virtual world while helping our bodies in the real world! let’s do this, gamers!

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