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Ejaculator’s Adventure 1.20.4

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	36	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of self-discovery and humiliation!

Build your own virtual dungeon to reflect your innermost desires and insecurities!

Explore a world where women reign supreme and you are just a lowly peasant begging for their attention!

Experience the thrill of being a one pump chump in a safe and supportive environment!

Join now and unleash your submissive side in ways you never thought possible!

Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your true gooner nature and submit to the power of women!

Come play on our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

Aqua’s Almighty Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mines Excavated:	1265
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magic Items Found:	8339
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the owners actually own more than 50%? Well, look no further because on our server, Yagoo owns less than 50% – talk about a power struggle! Join us for epic battles between Yagoo and the rest of the staff as they fight for control of the server. Will Yagoo finally take over or will the rebellion prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen. Plus, we have flying pigs, diamond-encrusted llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

RighteousMC SMP – When You’re Right, You’re Mining!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens throwing eggs at players, and villagers breakdancing in the town square.

Our server is the only place where you can find diamond ore that sings show tunes, and where the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. Not to mention, our Nether is filled with lava that tastes like hot sauce and ghasts that shoot fireballs shaped like emojis.

If you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Remember, when you’re right, you’re right…but when you’re on our server, you’re in for a crazy good time!

BoyfriendBedtimeBattles Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing a bedroom with someone who falls asleep at 8:30pm? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with late-night shenanigans and no bedtime restrictions!

On our server, you won’t have to brush your teeth in the dark or tiptoe around trying not to wake up your partner. We have plenty of virtual bathrooms with doors and lights that won’t disturb anyone’s beauty sleep.

Don’t feel guilty for staying up past 8pm anymore! Our server encourages you to stay up as late as you want, no sad sighs or guilt trips allowed. And if your partner tries to force themselves to stay awake just to keep you company, we’ll have a virtual intervention to set things straight.

Join now and experience the freedom of staying up past bedtime without any judgment or restrictions. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds all night long? Let’s make bedtime a thing of the past on this hilarious Minecraft server!

NoNudeNoDiam0nds

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Hey gamers! So I stumbled upon this Minecraft server and let me tell you, it’s wilder than your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings), diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding.

But wait, it gets even crazier! One time, a player’s pet parrot started rapping Eminem lyrics and the villagers formed a flash mob to dance to it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched you into a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a squirrel on a caffeine high, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to pose nude for an artist uncle…just kidding, we draw the line at flying pigs.

BlockbusterFlicks

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of watching your comfort movie for the 100th time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground movie theater where you can watch your favorite comfort movie while fighting off creepers and zombies! Imagine watching The Lion King while fending off a horde of skeletons – talk about a cinematic experience! So come join us and experience movie night like never before on our epic Minecraft server!

JewSlayerCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Star Shards Collected:	115
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to build the craziest and most outrageous structures ever? Well, this server is the place for you! We once had a player who built a giant toilet that actually flushed, it was epic! And don’t even get me started on the time someone created a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava, talk about a wild ride! Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, like seriously, it’s like a war zone out there! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, just don’t forget to watch out for the flying pigs, they’re everywhere!

PixelNippon Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant anime-inspired monsters, mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a dragon, and building a house made entirely out of sushi!

Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is wearing a kawaii maid outfit! Plus, we have a secret hot spring hidden somewhere in the world where you can relax and chat with other players while wearing nothing but a pixelated towel.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and dive headfirst into a world of Japanese video game and anime madness? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Minecraft Miners United

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	630
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2431	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Towns Built:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than M. Bison’s Psycho Power? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Street Fighter combo! Our server is so epic, even Terry Bogard would be jealous. Year 2 character reveals? We’ve got ’em. High level replays? We’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on our insane balance patches – they’re more unpredictable than a random select match. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start crafting your way to victory – just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than Akuma on a bad day.

PupBlockParty

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of dealing with untrained, spoiled dogs taking over your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no dog poop-filled gardens or dog hair-covered floors here. Join us and escape the chaos of real life for a world where you can build and create without any pesky pets getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after a long day of dealing with unruly animals. Say goodbye to arguments with siblings over who has to clean up after the dogs, and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama of dog ownership behind. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that don’t make a mess? Let’s build a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

NagasakiNoIsraelNoAmbassadors

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we build giant monuments of cheese and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life!