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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 1717 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 78 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
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