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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 6042 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 132 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Just like the dad who didn’t follow instructions and accidentally overdosed his daughter, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs 40mg when you can have 80mg of pure Minecraft madness?
And if you ever need a reminder to double-check your actions, our court-appointed go-between will be there to keep you in line (just like the mom in this story). Don’t worry, she won’t swear at you like in real life, but she’ll definitely make sure you’re following the rules.
So come join us on our server, where the only prescription you need is a healthy dose of laughter and adventure. Who knew a pharmacy mishap could lead to such a hilarious Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!