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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3395 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrilling saga of a husband and wife duo, complete with $4000 monthly fun money and a baby boy who may or may not be the true mastermind behind it all.
Witness the epic battle of household chores as the husband takes on the role of superhero, handling everything from night wakings to car maintenance, while the wife tackles the daunting task of grocery shopping and cooking dinner (well, most of the time).
But wait, there’s more! Experience the adrenaline rush of finding dirty dishes and diapers left in the baby’s room, as the husband fights for cleanliness and order in a world gone mad.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a riveting tale of love, PPD, anxiety, and ADHD all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown of who will step up and help out more – it’s a battle for the ages!
