🔥one million years b.c. Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laughing Out Loud Town

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take wardrobe malfunctions to a whole new level! Join us for some outrageous fun as we accidentally craft our pants into helmets and our shirts into boots. Who needs armor when you can have a stylish mishap?

Our server is filled with insane stories and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours. From accidentally turning our houses into giant cakes to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the chaos of wardrobe malfunctions and turns them into epic adventures? Plus, our ERP (Erotic Roleplay Thread) will have you blushing and laughing at the same time.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SurpriseProposalRuined Minecraft Server

accusations, awkward, Best Friend, celebration, Communication, Explanation, friendship, Harassment, Italian restaurant, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Mother, Promotion, Proposal, RESERVATION, Server, sister, speculation, Surprise, SURPRISE PROPOSAL, SurpriseProposalRuined

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists, just like Laura’s supposed proposal surprise that turned into a chaotic mess. Who knows what kind of crazy events will unfold next? Will you be the one causing chaos or trying to clean up the mess?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Join our server now and be part of the madness! Just be prepared for some unexpected surprises along the way.

ShowerlessGF-911

aita, BIAS, Boundaries, care, Communication, Girlfriend, guidance, hygiene, love, mental barriers, mental health, military discipline, personal hygiene, public vs private, refuses to shower, relationship, self-care, sensory issues, ShowerlessGF911, social circle, Support

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is not just important, it’s mandatory! We understand the struggles of keeping clean, especially when you’re in the midst of a battle with sensory issues and mental barriers. But fear not, for on our server, we have special showers that are designed to make you feel like you’re in a tropical paradise while getting squeaky clean!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies, all while maintaining impeccable hygiene. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of self-care and will support you every step of the way. Plus, we have a special feature where if you haven’t showered in 7 days, your character automatically gets a refreshing shower in-game!

So come on over and join us on this epic adventure, where cleanliness is next to godliness and where even the toughest soldiers can appreciate the power of a good shower. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this unique gaming experience!

GirlyGamerGang SMP

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, double standards, emotional well being, empowerment, exclusion, female friendships, girl code, GirlyGamerGang, gossiping, harmful rules, Honesty, judgment, loyalty, Respect, self esteem, Sisterhood, smp, Support, toxic behavior, Trust

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who demand tribute in the form of chicken cosplay. But don’t worry, they’re a benevolent chicken overlords who will reward you with diamonds if you follow their ridiculous dress code. So come join us and embrace the cluckiness!

BlockBingeTV

Addictive, Beloved, binge-worthy, BlockBingeTV, Captivating, classic, Compelling, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, long tail tag, memorable, must watch, nostalgic, Popular, Rewatchable, television, Timeless, TV series

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Are you tired of rewatching the same old TV series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most “rewatchable” experience you’ll ever have! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as addicted to Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even outer space! It was so epic that even the creepers stopped exploding just to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most “rewatchable” adventure of your life. Who needs TV when you have a world of infinite possibilities right at your fingertips?

Putin’s Minecraft Server: Blame Game War

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Game, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Propaganda, putin, Putins, riles, Russian, sanctions, security concerns, Server, special military operation, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the russian blame game but in a fun way!!!!! ukraine’s special military operation is riling up putin but don’t worry, we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own military base and fight off putin’s minions with diamond swords and enchanted armor!!!!!

join now for a chance to be the hero of ukraine and save the day from putin’s evil plans!!!!!! build alliances with other players and strategize how to defeat the russian forces in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history!!!!!!!

don’t miss out on the action and drama, join now and be part of the madness!!!!!!

CraftyPutin’sArmyDislodge

Army, border area, Conflict, CraftyPutinsArmyDislodge, Crisis, dislodge, eastern europe, evacuation, flee, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military intervention, political turmoil, putin, Putin’s orders, Refugees, Russian territory, Tension, Ukrainian troops

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come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has ordered the army to dislodge ukrainian troops from russian territory! over 120,000 players have already fled the border area in fear of the epic battles that are about to go down! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown between nations! who will come out on top in this crazy minecraft world? join now and find out!

FlexCraft: Olympic Showdown

achievement, Athletics, Citizens, Competition, Countries, Diversity, Excellence, FlexCraft, Global Event, Gold medals, Medals, national pride, Olympic, olympics, Participation, Performance, representation, showdown, sports, strength, talent, teamwork, Threshold

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we have our own version of da Olympics! Countries be flexin’ over how many of their players can outperform in different sports, like block placing, zombie slayin’, and pig racing! We even got a gold medal for the player who can build the most epic castle in under 10 minutes! It’s a total blast, so come join da fun and show off your mad skills, cuz on dis server, we all winners, baby!

TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

60s, adults over 60, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol use, alcohol-related deaths, deprivation, drinking habits, Edition, Frailty, health outcomes, health risks, health-related risk factors, high-risk drinking, increased deaths, low-risk drinking, moderate-risk drinking, mortality, mortality risk, older adults, older population, TipsyCraft

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so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

ModernVanilla

accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6391
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8977
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	300

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6572
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4736
Zombie Dances:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Animals Bred:	194	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

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