🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1671 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
so, like, u know how italy is all like “yo spacex, we need sum security for our telecom stuff”? well, they just signed a $1.5 billion deal with spacex for that shiz. but like, who cares about that when u could be joining this EPIC minecraft server instead??
on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies. plus, our admin once fought off a creeper with nothing but a carrot. true story.
so forget about boring old space deals, come join our minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculousness. trust us, it’s way more fun than worrying about telecom security.
