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  • SMP Minecraft – SERIOUS Kevin Nash Talk

    SMP Minecraft – SERIOUS Kevin Nash Talk
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 5181
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Chimeras Created: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

    Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

    BlockBusterMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 5972
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Animals Bred: 118
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Enchantments Applied: 144

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 3048
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Magic Items Found: 1771
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Votes: 2104

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so hilarious, even creepers can’t resist laughing! We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, and our moderators are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server!

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  • KnockKnockCraft

    KnockKnockCraft
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 5704
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Gods Slained: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Meteorites Collected: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only joke is how bad the admins are at PvP? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jokester’s paradise! We have a whole town dedicated to knock-knock jokes, where you can test out your best material on unsuspecting players. But be warned, if your joke doesn’t land, you might just get pranked with a TNT explosion right in your face! Join us for a laugh riot and see if you have what it takes to be the king of comedy in Minecraft!

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  • DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

    DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 8316
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Magic Items Found: 7218
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 47
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyQuotes

    BlockyQuotes
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 5894
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 180
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Evil Lairs Raided: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    “Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Don’t miss out on the chance to ride on a llama with a mustache or battle a giant chicken in a tutu. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter!’ “

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  • DexMasters

    DexMasters
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 4208
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 444147 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

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    Co-Founded by GDec and myself, DexMasters is a somewhat decently sized server that’s always looking for new members to meet. Our community is very welcoming and so is our staff. The main goal of any staff member is to make your time at our server as enjoyable as possible. To do this, we have made sure that our staff are consistently active and our features list is always expanding. We value the community most, so don’t feel hesitant to give us your opinion here, on discord, or directly in-game. We read all feedback, and take that into consideration when further developing our server. With that said, we hope to see you soon!

    What are you waiting for? Slide into DM today! Discord: https://discord.gg/HcCpEPu

    play.dexmasters.net

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  • PopularMMOs World

    PopularMMOs World
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 4665
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Towns Built: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    YouTuber PopularMMOss official Minecraft server Join now to enter into a world is based on PopularMMOs famous serieses and also Pokemon. You will find different areas and characters from their videos that you can now explore and catch pokemon. No mods are needed!

    Join now! play.popularmmosworld.com

    Developed by PokeFind team.

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  • HeroxWar

    HeroxWar
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 9740
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Farms Harvested: 265
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Crops Grown: 3321 Titanic Battles Fought: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    HeroxWar Network

    Store: https://store.heroxwar.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/heroxwar Telegram: https://t.me/s/heroxwar Web Site: https://www.heroxwar.com Discord: https://discord.heroxwar.com Minecraft: mc.heroxwar.com TeamSpeak: ts3.herox.ml

    mc.heroxwar.com

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  • Slampvp

    Slampvp
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 3492
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7429 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

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    Welcome to SlamPvP. For minecraft 1.9.4 – 1.19

    Features: -Farmtycoon (Custom game) -Bedwars (soon) -Cuberunner (soon) -Skyblock (soon)

    New minigames coming soon. We hope to see you on the server. Be warned this server is stil in develpment.

    play.slampvp.com

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  • GotPvP

    GotPvP
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 7680
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Crops Grown: 6581
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

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    GotPvP is a premium Minecraft network with classic game modes and unique mini games.

    • Faction •• Skyblock • Prison •• Creative RPG • Kitpvp •• Oppvp • Fatkid •• Hunger Games

    We are a network founded in February of 2013, with one of the most cultured and amazing communities you will find. Over 50 helpful active staff, helpers, senior moderators, and admins. Weekly global events, tournaments and more, you will never get bored!

    IP Address: play.gotpvp.com Website: http://gotpvp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/g2HQtCx Store: https://buy.gotpvp.com

    Faithfully waiting to see you soon!

    gotpvp.com

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  • DestinyMC

    DestinyMC
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 4649
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Emeralds Found: 7540
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    DestinyMC is a long standing community with Skyblock, Survival and Prison servers that are compatible with all devices. Some of our features include Enchantment Gems, Private Mines, Cities, Gangs, Robots and Backpack Enchantments. Link your Discord account in-game to receive a free rank on the server!

    play.thedestinymc.com

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  • Elimentus

    Elimentus
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 8180
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

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    Welcome to Elimentus, a 1.18.1 Survival/Bending Server. – Choose an Element using /element and unlock sub-elements

    Elimentus.serv.nu

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  • mnfcandy

    mnfcandy
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 9322
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Potions Brewed: 160 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Emeralds Found: 2210 Animals Bred: 183
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mongolian minecraft cracked server. So many new features daily updates. Come and check it out. Gamemodes: – OP-Factions – Factions – MiniGames – EggWars – Creative – The Walking Dead – Mega Prison – SkyKingdom (Skyblock+Factions)

    candycraft.mn

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  • Gates of Aevony

    Gates of Aevony
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 1746
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 96 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

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    Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

    IP: mc.aevony.net

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  • Aetheria

    Aetheria
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 4016
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2978 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

    mc.aetheriaroleplay.com

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