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one-liners Minecraft Servers

  • DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

    DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 5648
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 682454 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.

    Join us and you’ll be showered with diamonds and enchanted gear. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like golden apples and dragon eggs. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never run out of people to prank and troll.

    So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner meme lord. We promise you’ll never look back, unless a creeper blows you up. LOL!

    Magic Sword Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dad Jokes R Us

    Dad Jokes R Us
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 9902
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

    if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

    we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Isekai Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP Minecraft – SERIOUS Kevin Nash Talk

    SMP Minecraft – SERIOUS Kevin Nash Talk
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 2698
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Towns Built: 3 Farms Harvested: 446
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

    Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

    And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

    Funny Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

    BlockBusterMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 1675
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Falling into the Void: 0 New Chunks Explored: 542255
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

    Pvp Practice Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 5957
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 130
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so hilarious, even creepers can’t resist laughing! We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, and our moderators are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server!

    Girlfriend Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KnockKnockCraft

    KnockKnockCraft
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 5360
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7277 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8881 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only joke is how bad the admins are at PvP? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jokester’s paradise! We have a whole town dedicated to knock-knock jokes, where you can test out your best material on unsuspecting players. But be warned, if your joke doesn’t land, you might just get pranked with a TNT explosion right in your face! Join us for a laugh riot and see if you have what it takes to be the king of comedy in Minecraft!

    Valentines Box Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server

    DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 973
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    Valentines Box Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyQuotes

    BlockyQuotes
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 8758
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Potions Brewed: 29
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    “Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Don’t miss out on the chance to ride on a llama with a mustache or battle a giant chicken in a tutu. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter!’ “

    Nier Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JeriCraft

    JeriCraft
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 3406
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    JeriCraft is a semi-hardcore SMP server with a focus on Slimefun, Economy, Jobs, mcMMO, Seasons, MythicMobs and more!

    We are a small, tight-knit gaming community, consisting of professional staff and mature members who want to have fun (chatting and banter) while gaming, where taking part is just as important as winning. JeriCraft thrives on the quality of its members. It is, therefore, our mission to sustain and promote good gaming, loyalty and honesty in the lives of gamers all over the world. We plan to achieve this mission, primarily, by allowing members to play in a competitive yet friendly environment. Through these interactions, we hope to give our members a sense of belonging, while also promoting governance. We believe that in doing so, we are helping members to achieve their highest potential in-game and in life. Our staff are committed volunteers who provide support to our members anytime it is needed. Our philosophy: Maturity, Professionalism, Brotherhood and Friendship.

    We don’t have years of conversation to fill a ton of digital pages as we’re a relatively new community, but we have a lot to offer, and a lot more to come. We currently have 1 permanently operational SMP server with a 16k x 16k world border and a wonderful community Discord Server that boasts our open community forum that provides a platform-focused dialogue on gamers worldwide. So feel free to check in, have a look around, introduce yourself and even join in our shenanigans!

    Server IP: jericraftmc.net

    jericraftmc.net

    Big Chungus Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChaosRAGE

    ChaosRAGE
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 1552
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    A small and chill server where the only rules are no cheating. What i mean by cheating is hacking using bugs or duping. We allow griefing, killing, raiding and spamming chat. Minecraft got a built in mute system so you just press P to mute someone you think is annoying. We got a custom currency system on the server that uses coin tokens and dragon eggs. Coin tokens are you able to get in many different ways and we add more ways to get them to try and help making it feel less grinding.

    – If you wanna live peacefully 20 mil blocks away go for it. – Wanna pvp with custom god items mabey /warp pvp or warzone is for you. – Wanna farm and become the richest player go for it bc with 30×30 mil world borders in all dimensions you will find some where to stay.

    ChaosRAGE.minehut.gg

    Nier Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SoCal Minecraft Vanilla Server

    SoCal Minecraft Vanilla Server
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 8143
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 433 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Crops Grown: 4252

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Vanilla Survival Mode Friendly server for builders

    Fast ping in California area as well as west coast.

    vanilla2.socalminecraft.com

    Superpower Smp Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anteiku Prison

    Anteiku Prison
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 7087
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Void Armor Forged: 12
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3631 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    [NEW RELEASED 1.20.1 CLASSIC PRISON SERVER!]

    Anteiku Prison is a PERFECT mix of the Classic, Grinding, Prison Play Style, With A Hint of Custom Features To Keep You Playing!! Features: – Custom Crates – Balanced Custom Enchants – Mob Arena – Hourly King of The Hill – Envoys – Donor Ranks

    If You Are Looking For That Classic Prison That You Can Grind Until The Top, WIth Active and Dedicated Staff, Anteiku Prison Is The Server For You!

    mc.anteikuprison.scalacubes.xyz

    Mortal Kombat Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Polocraft Network

    Polocraft Network
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 5392
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    We welcome you to our server, we are open 24 hours for you! You can enter using the IP address mc.polocraft.net from any Java version from 1.8.8 onwards, survival mode based on version 1.18. Minecraft server since 2015. IP: mc.polocraft.net (from 1.8 – 1.20) IP Bedrock: mc.polocraft.net Puerto: 19132 Forum: https://polocraft.net/forum

    mc.polocraft.net

    Farming Minecraft Servers
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  • BambooMc

    BambooMc
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 1676
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    BambooMc __

    Are you looking for a nice server where you can play Minecraft with friends?

    Then look no further and quickly join BambooMc. We have everything you are looking for:

    ◇ friendly staff ◇ nice and friendly group of players ◇ pleasant moments ◇ and much more

    Would you like to play on the server? Then don’t wait any longer and join the server

    play.bamboomc.nl

    Youtubers Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Colonies Universalis

    Colonies Universalis
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 4937
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Runes Activated: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Colonies Universalis offers a small humble community where players could make their own towns and compete to be the greatest colony out there. Though the server is very peaceful, you can make it violent by partaking in diplomacy with other colonies to go to war with them and subjugate them.

    coloniesuniversalis.kinetichosting.gg

    Slime Girlfriends Minecraft Servers
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  • TWS – SMP

    TWS  – SMP
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 4776
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1853 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    If creativity and community building interest you, this is the place for you! Join the survivor community and create unique structures on our survival server! PoweredUP SMP -> Auction house, shop, enchantments, grief prevention, mineable spawners, ranks!

    smp.twsgames.com:25566

    Gta Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Fact Game

    Fact Game
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 3989
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Fact Game minecraft server…!

    Supported version: 1.8.x – 1.12 İP : factgame.minecraftoyna.com Discord : https://discord.gg/Rusjqq9kc8 » Skyblock

    I hope you have a fun time…

    factgame.minecraftoyna.com

    Skyblock Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ImmortalWarriors

    ImmortalWarriors
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 5637
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Animals Bred: 83
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Best survival server that exist. You will have a world that is 25k x 25k to explore, claim and build whatever you want. Just keep in mind that is survival in hard. Good luck.

    immortalwarriors.org

    Oracle Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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