one-liners – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

DadJokeMVP Minecraft SMP
bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, comedy, corny jokes, cringeworthy jokes, dad humor, Dad Joke, dad laugh, dad life, dad puns, dad quotes, DadJokeMVP, eye-rolling jokes, funny, groaners, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, silly jokes, smp, standing ovation
OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have so many epic builds, like a giant statue of a potato riding a llama and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part is, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He tells dad jokes all day long that are so bad, they deserve a standing ovation. Like, why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, LOL! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

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DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP
comedy, corny, dad bod, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad life, dad sneakers, dad style, DadJokeMaster, Father, funny, go to, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, parenting, Punny, Puns, silly, smp
Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.
Join us and you’ll be showered with diamonds and enchanted gear. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like golden apples and dragon eggs. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never run out of people to prank and troll.
So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner meme lord. We promise you’ll never look back, unless a creeper blows you up. LOL!

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Dad Jokes R Us
bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes
yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.
if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.
we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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SMP Minecraft – SERIOUS Kevin Nash Talk
agile, Al Snow, bitter old timer, black cocks, charisma, cornball lines, discussion, gay interracial fagfiction, GOLD, kevin, Kevin Nash, Minecraft, Nash, one-liners, Psychology, Relevant, serious, smp, Talk, the rock, top shelf, underrated worker, wrestling business
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.
Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.
And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

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BlockBusterMinecraftSMP
BlockBusterMinecraftSMP, cinematic phrases, classic movies, clever comebacks, comedy, Entertainment, famous dialogues, famous quotes, film industry, funny, humor, iconic quotes, memorable lines, movie quotes, movie scenes, movie taglines, one-liners, Parody, pop culture, sarcastic quotes, witty remarks
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time or else we’ll send a pack of angry llamas after you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere, or if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Ender Chicken boss that shoots explosive eggs at you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So come on, join us and make some memories that will have you saying “I’m the king of the world, you piece of shit!”

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CraftyPickupLines
banter, Charm, Cheesy, comedic, conversation starters, CraftyPickUpLines, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, one-liners, pick up lines, playful, relationships, Romantic, sarcasm, WIT, Witty
Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so hilarious, even creepers can’t resist laughing! We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, and our moderators are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server!

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KnockKnockCraft
amusement, chuckles, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, giggles, humor, jest, Jesters, jesting, jokes, knock-knock joke, KnockKnockCraft, Laughter, lighthearted, one-liners, playful, Puns, silly, wordplay
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only joke is how bad the admins are at PvP? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jokester’s paradise! We have a whole town dedicated to knock-knock jokes, where you can test out your best material on unsuspecting players. But be warned, if your joke doesn’t land, you might just get pranked with a TNT explosion right in your face! Join us for a laugh riot and see if you have what it takes to be the king of comedy in Minecraft!

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DadJokesDirtyHumor Minecraft Server
chuckles, comedian, comedy, dad jokes, DadJokesDirtyHumor, dirty humor, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, jests, jokes, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, Puns, sarcasm, satire, Server, slapstick, stand up, wisecracks, Witty
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking, and pun-tastic needs!
Join us for a wild ride filled with dad jokes that will make you groan, dirty humor that will make you blush, and everything in between. Our community is like no other, with players who are always ready to make you laugh until you cry (or pee your pants, we won’t judge).
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mythical creature who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can make him laugh, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his sense of humor is as fowl as his feathers.
So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

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BlockyQuotes
all time, Beloved, binge-worthy, BlockyQuotes, catchphrases, classic, comedy, dialogue, Entertainment, famous lines, humor, iconic, memorable, one-liners, pop culture, Popular, quotable, quotes, television, tv show, Witty
“Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Don’t miss out on the chance to ride on a llama with a mustache or battle a giant chicken in a tutu. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, ‘I can’t believe it’s not butter!’ “

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UnEasyAlliance
Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla
It’s simple: You want to play Survival Minecraft. You want people who aren’t cheating to play with or maybe even against. You hate those typical factions plugins with claiming land and tpa commands. You want as close to vanilla experience as possible while also having zero rules in the game world itself?
Uneasy Alliance is your server. We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. Join UneasyAlliance.com today, good luck. Join our official discord to get in touch with the community and staff. https://discord.uneasyalliance.com
Uneasyalliance.com

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dotMINE
Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla
Swedish minecraft server with survival, towny, creative, funland, kitpvp and vanilla. Players of all ages and from all parts of the world.
mc.dotmine.se

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Timemc
Arena Pvp, Cracked
➤ A fun Lifesteal server ➤ Friendly Community and Friendly Staff ➤ No Lag and 24/7 ➤ Active Community ➤ Exciting Weekly Events ➤ Exciting Ranks with Cool perks ➤ Keeps You Updated
timemc.sneakygames.net

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SnifWorld
Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla
A amazing survival server! This server includes: -Ranks! -A claiming system -Amazing and Nice Staff -memes -And An Overall Fun Experience! Shop Link: snifworldshop.buycraft.net
SnifWorld.minehut.gg

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PhantasiaCraft
Vanilla
We have rebuild the themepark Phantasialand in Bruhl. Diffrent attractions are also working. Come and join our network today!
play.phantasiacraft.com

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Minenox
Multiplayer Survival, Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival
Hello everyone, I hope you are well. Welcome to my minecraft server Minenox with our first game mode which is Survival Vanilla, why vanilla and not custom, because I wanted to create something simple. I wanted to create this for new or veteran players to try minecraft 1.20 alone, with friends or someone you meet on the server, I just do it for you to enjoy. I have tried every way possible to reduce lag and make it the best experience for you, I have seen that many only like a vanilla Survival and never find it or it is poorly optimized. Also, the same players have said that they can’t afford a server or don’t know how to create one. With this is what I wanted to bring to the best community of all video games created to date.
See you at minenox.net
minenox.net

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Andor
Mini Games, Survival
How many times have you found the perfect server, only for the owner to randomly close it down when you finally got settled down? This is the problem Andor strives to fix. It isn’t the flashiest server with advanced premium plugins or weekly large-scale events. Instead, I’m offering a server that provides a simple Minecraft experience. Andor has the most basic yet necessary plugins (i.e. EssentialsX, GriefPrevention, and others for administrative purposes) but other than that, it’s Minecraft in its purest form. Andor is the place to gather your friends so you can play together in a fun environment, one that you know won’t go away out of the blue.
play.playandor.com

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Stellar
Community, Economy, family friendly, Friendly, Multiplayer Survival, Towny, Townywars
A fun survival server with plugins to add tons of new features and items. We have jobs and player stores. We do events on the server and we have a PvP arenas. We have a open and great community with a discord server, where you can chat with all of our members.
mcstellar.com

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Free Build
Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival
NEW SERVER! Welcome to Free Build, “The SMP Server”. The Free Build server is a 1.15 survival server with many gameplay options to make it a more enjoyable experience. This server was built based on the idea to keep the survival aspect untouched and add plugins to enhance the experience. Free Build comes with Jobs, 9+ Quests with ranks, Economy, Land Claim, Bosses, Crates, Warzone, Bounties, and much more!
Join up to 3 jobs and earn points and money. Use job points to buy custom items in shop. Complete quests to earn ranks that unlocks more rewarding features, like more land claiming, more set homes, etc. Gear up to defeat bosses, mine ores, and defeat other players for rewards in the Warzone. Join now and see where you belong in this freeing world.In order to apply for staff, you must be have 6 hours of online time on the server.
smp.mcspacecraft.net

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marCloudMC
Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skywars, Survival
WANT A GOOD MINECRAFT SERVER WITH AMAZING ANTICHEAT?
Check out marCloud MC – A high quality Minecraft Network with variety of games protected by an advanced auto-ban AntiCheat. We offer you games such as Bedwars, Skywars and even custom ones like OITC, CubeRunner, KnockIT, Luckrace and many more!
Check us out: marcloud.net
mc.marcloud.net

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