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BlockBusterLaughs

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a comedy movie on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the fun never stops!

InsultCraft – Says What?!

classic joke, comedic timing, comedy, funny, humor, Humorist, InsultCraft, insulting word, jest, jestful, jestful comedy, jestful humor, jesting, jestingly, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, quick wit, says what, solid joke, wordplay

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

MemeCraftMadness

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Votes:	308
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we tell jokes that are so funny, even the creepers can’t resist chuckling!

But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of chickens will serenade you with a rendition of “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”. And if that’s not enough to tickle your funny bone, our resident sheep will perform stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have a side-splittingly good time! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you have a phobia of laughing so hard that you accidentally pee your pants. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1709	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

Ayyware prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9814
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

An OG Prison server. Have a blast with friends and play around with guards that can be friendly at times but can be bribed by almost anyone so be on the lookout and don’t fall victim to them!

192.99.233.43:25580

Gaby s dino cave

Balanced Economy, Economy, Player Shops, PvP Survival, Ranks

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Votes:	7923
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Go at it alone, or team up with your friends to try and become the power house of this fun economy server! With the use of Player shops and claiming, you can create shops that allow you to grow your wealth!

45.59.171.160

Coltron

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

This si a survival minecarft serever that anyone can join. Here are the rules : #1 NO swering #2 NO hacking #3 NO grifeing houses #4 If you have OP do not cheat at all If you break any rule we will tep-ban you once and If you break any rule again we will ban you forever. If you want to come back to the server tell me on discord. If you want to play on the server tell me on discord. I will be recording my youtube videos on the server. Here is My Youtube Channel:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzwwKVHxkZ0aDyzdf8Juxfg Pls join its usualy pretty lonely

Coltron.aternos.me

Quark NetWork

Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

At QuarkCraft we intend to be one of the largest and most fun servers in the Spanish-speaking Minecraft community

mc.quarkcraft.net

Pinoylifeboatserver

Bosses, Custom Bosses, Custom Enchants, Guilds, Minigames, Multiplayer Survival, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

MINECRAFT CROSSPLAY CRACKED SERVERBEDROCK IP:IP: pinoylifeboat.minecraft.bestPORT: 5778

pinoylifeboat.minecraft.best

Nocturnal RLCraft

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mines Excavated:	1382	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Potions Brewed:	138
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

RLCraft Semi-Vanilla Mod. 2.8.2!

New Management! New Experience! New World!

English speaking, but everyone welcome.

High Spec Dedicated Server!

Discord Available! Click Invite.

185.248.141.4:11880

TurkeyX Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Holy Grails Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	111	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Turkey’s Minigames Server. We continue to grow and add new games for you every day! What are you waiting for, join us now!

play.turkeyx.net

Stencil

Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	9808	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Stencil Minecraft

If you play Minecraft Java and are bored, please join below.

It is any 1.19 version.

We have super cool terrain with mmo-style skills.

Real world seasons add immersion into gameplay!

Game chat link in discord to talk to your friends while you’re offline.

Fun game tweaks like custom nether portals and playtime rewards.

Over 50,000 custom heads to use in your build completely free.

topg.stencilmc.net

Project Valiance

Creative, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crops Grown:	9236
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Project Valiance A Minecraft Building Endeavor

What is Project Valiance? Project Valiance is an attempt to make a server for creative minds in Minecraft to express their own approach in Minecraft building without the limitation of having a set plot to build. Instead, members of the server may build in Minecraft’s vast world, free of any set limits to build. The server mostly consists of creative building, however, members have a choice to switch to survival mode at any time. Members will also have the choice to participate in different building events and competitions. Building Protection Anything griefed can always be rolled back at any certain date and time. But for added protection and a sense of security for players, players will be able to claim their own land that only they can exclusively build in to prevent it from being griefed in the first place. They may also give permissions to other members if they please. Players get more claim blocks the longer they are on the server. If a player’s build is out of bounds from their claim, they may request server staff to extend their claims. After a build is complete, players have the option to submit their build in the build submissions tab on the discord to get a refund on your claim blocks.

IP: valiancemc.com or 142.44.143.87:3000discord.gg/BchXzpW

valiancemc.com

Onsat Networks

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9131
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Come and join today! We are in need of both staff and players for this new server! If you are looking to become a staff member, contact one of our staff that may be online and they’ll walk you through the process.

51.79.121.203