Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of rabid wolves. But instead of running away, they tamed the wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that player? They became a legend, known far and wide as the Wolf Whisperer of Minecraftia.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and every block you break brings you one step closer to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, when in doubt, just shout “Creeper, oh man!” and watch the magic happen.
imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.
also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.
so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.
But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of chickens will serenade you with a rendition of “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”. And if that’s not enough to tickle your funny bone, our resident sheep will perform stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have a side-splittingly good time! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you have a phobia of laughing so hard that you accidentally pee your pants. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?
So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.
Join our server if you want to see players who have been through so much trauma that they build entire villages out of dirt just to cope. Witness the epic battles between players who have had rough lives and now take out their aggression by fighting each other with diamond swords and TNT.
If you’re looking for a server where every player has a unique backstory filled with drama, betrayal, and triumph, then this is the place for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where players who have been through the most trauma can go to heal and recover.
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs a normal, boring server when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness firsthand?
| Server Name | sVanilla Survival |
| IP | corn.gg |
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival offers the original SMP experience for both Java and Bedrock Geyser players. With a focus on a semi-vanilla gameplay style and no land claims, players can enjoy an authentic survival multiplayer experience with some quality of life additions.
– Survive & Thrive: Experience freedom in gameplay and explore, build, or conquer as you wish.
– Melee Based PVP: Enjoy PvP combat using swords, axes, and bows with crystal PvP disabled.
– Quality of Life: Convenience commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are available.
– Bartering Economy: Trade with other players for items without economy plugins.
– Boundless Exploration: Explore the world border and claim land without limitations.
– Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations.
– TNT Duplication: Enable piston and slime based TNT dupers for easy resource gathering.
No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
No, crystal PvP is disabled on sVanilla in favor of melee-based combat.
No, the server economy is based on bartering and trading with other players.
No, the map is permanent and will never reset, preserving player creations for years to come.
The world border is set to a modest 300k, allowing players to explore and claim land freely within this boundary.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamonds (because why not?).
Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon’s cousin, the Enderchicken? Yeah, good luck trying to defeat that feathered fiend!
So come on down to our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity because things are about to get wild, lmao fr though!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Skibidi Rizz Ohio, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-skibidi him, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a diamond-plated disco ball for your base.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Join us for epic battles against giant squid bosses, treasure hunts for hidden diamond thongs, and dance parties in the glowstone-lit disco cave. And don’t worry about getting lost – our resident parrot guides will lead you back to safety, squawking directions in perfect harmony.
So come on, strip down to your blocky birthday suit and join us on the wildest, wackiest, and most naked Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love stealing clothes!
Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on pigs. But don’t worry, our admin team is on it and will help you fight them off with diamond swords and enchanted armor.
Need a break from all the action? Head over to our peaceful village where you can trade with villagers for rare items like exploding sheep and flying llamas. And don’t forget to visit our disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!
But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo, where players compete to see who can ride the dragon the longest. And every Friday night, we host a massive fireworks show that lights up the sky with colors you’ve never seen before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft community around! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we heard that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting!
Welcome to Cisco’s Medieval Fantasy RPG [Ultimate] Server! Join our community for a rich medieval experience with a welcoming community, no banned items, and a ranking system to enhance your gameplay.
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Epic Medieval Fantasy | Immerse yourself in a rich, medieval world filled with magic, dungeons, and legendary quests. |
| RPG Experience | Deep RPG experience with skill progression, custom classes, and unique abilities. |
| Vast World and Lore | Explore a detailed world with its own lore, history, and secrets to uncover. |
Join our community: Discord
Server IP: 95.217.104.88:25572
Modpack: Curseforge
No, we have no banned items on our server to provide a free and creative gameplay experience.
You can join the server by using the Server IP: 95.217.104.88:25572 in your Minecraft client.
Yes, we have a ranking system in place to enhance your gameplay experience and provide goals to strive for.