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one liner jokes Minecraft Servers

  • CubeCraft

    CubeCraft
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 6336
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Star Shards Collected: 150 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Void Armor Forged: 12

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    77.111.207.161

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  • MaxCraft

    MaxCraft
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 6913
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

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    MaxCraft is a boxpvp server with custom mines, custom shops and more

    our discord server: https://maxcraft.eu.org/discord

    our website: https://maxcraft.eu.org

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  • Vanilla Playground 💎 Anarchy 💎 No Hacks 💎 No Claims 💎 JAVA 1.20

    Vanilla Playground 💎 Anarchy 💎 No Hacks 💎 No Claims 💎 JAVA 1.20
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 9671
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Crops Grown: 7540
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 New Chunks Explored: 14490

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    𝑉𝐴𝑁𝐼𝐿𝐿𝐴 𝑃𝐿𝐴𝑌𝐺𝑅𝑂𝑈𝑁𝐷

    Host Location: US East CoastWorld Size: 16 Million blocksActive 1.7k member discordIP: PLAY.MCVPG.ORGDiscord: https://discord.gg/E6NEXhjZ7g

    Are you tired of the constraints and rules of typical Minecraft servers? Seeking an adrenaline-fueled adventure where only the strong survive? Look no further than Vanilla Playground, the definitive anarchy experience that will push your Minecraft skills to their limits!

    True to its name, our server embraces the essence of vanilla Minecraft, devoid of unfair advantages and exploits, providing an unfiltered playground where your skills and ingenuity reign supreme. Prepare to shape your own destiny in an unpredictable and exhilarating world.

    Vanilla Playground upholds the purity of Minecraft, with a steadfast commitment to no hacks or exploits. We believe in providing an authentic anarchy experience where players succeed solely through their skill, strategy, and determination. Rest assured, every achievement and conquest is a testament to your prowess and resourcefulness.

    Are you ready to embark on a journey into the unknown? Join us at Vanilla Playground and experience Minecraft like never before. But beware, this is not for the faint of heart. Only those with true determination and the will to adapt will thrive in this merciless world.

    Visit our server at play.mcvpg.org and immerse yourself in the unruly wilderness of Vanilla Playground. Gather your courage, claim your territory, and prove yourself in the ultimate anarchy experience. Don’t miss your chance to become a legend!

    Server WIKI:

    https://vpg.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page

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  • MercyMC – Simple Survival – 1.20.4 Just Released!

    MercyMC – Simple Survival – 1.20.4 Just Released!
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 8734
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Villages Defended: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4855
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 8

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    play_circle_filled MercyMC

    » play.mercymc.net «

    Small server with improvements to the survival experience. We sell cosmetics on our webstore and provide features such as quests, trade shops, events, and many QOL features!Help us build a great community by joining our server! Join our Discord and follow us on TikTok.

    We hope to see you there!

    MercyMC - Simple Survival - 1.20.4 Just Released! Minecraft Server

    play.mercymc.net

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  • Seim/Jones Tekkit Server

    Seim/Jones Tekkit Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 9588
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

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    This is a tekkit server for the normal player (you must have the Technic pack to play on the server). We are a friendly community but have pvp (in certain areas). We, right now, have 3 very friendly admins that can be contacted at any time. Destruction catalyst and nuke are banned. Come join us! From the admins at seimr.com

    seimr.com

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  • Master Realm X

    Master Realm X
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 7981
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3588 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Season X Minecraft Server for Minecraft 1.20.1 – Master Realm!

    Discover endless possibilities on our ultimate Minecraft server:

    Custom Enchantments: Unique gameplay enhancements.RPG World: Immerse in a specially crafted world.Daily Quests and Adventure Worlds: Explore and conquer.Blood Moons: Thrilling challenges await.Brewery: Craft magical potions.Coin Economy: Navigate a dynamic in-game economy.Citizens: Interact with NPCs.Anti-Combat-Log: Fair play guaranteed.Towny: Build and protect your towns.Anarchy EconomyShop: Experience a unique player-driven economy.Unique World Generation: Explore diverse landscapes.Graves with Loss Mechanic: A challenging twist on survival.Goditems: Unleash godly powers.GSit/Lay/Crawl: Unique character animations.18+ Marry Commands: Take in-game relationships to new heights.HORSETPWITHME: Enhanced horse riding.NoMobGriefing: Protect your world from mob destruction.MCMMO: Level up and master your skills.Backpacks: Convenient inventory expansion.Playerkits: Access special kits for aid.Sign Shops: Trade and interact with others.Roles and Ranks: Progress and earn recognition.Images: Share visuals to enhance communication.With Bedrock and Java cross-play, join our welcoming community that’s been thriving for over two years. Our team ensures a hacker-free environment. Explore endless possibilities on Master Realm today!

    51.81.23.95:25587

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  • ❏ MillenniumCraft ❏ 1.12.2 ❏ Modded ❏ Millenaire ❏ Medieval ❏ RLcraft ❏ Survival

    ❏ MillenniumCraft ❏ 1.12.2 ❏ Modded ❏ Millenaire ❏ Medieval ❏ RLcraft ❏ Survival
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 1472
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

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    🌐 Join MillenniumCraft Today: Forge Your Legacy in a Medieval World!

    🧙‍♂️ How to Join:To embark on your medieval journey, download our custom modpack through the following link: [https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/millenniumcraft.1980989]. Ensure you allocate at least 4GB RAM to your Minecraft client for optimal performance.

    🌐 Connect with Us:

      [Discord Link: https://discord.gg/KDdqMSuh9j][​Website/Forum Link: **Coming Soon**]

    Welcome to MillenniumCraft, an immersive 1.12.2 modded server that transports you to a rich medieval world filled with adventure, magic, and conquest. 🏰🌍✨ With a thematic blend of Millenaire, Ancient Warfare, and an atmosphere reminiscent of RLcraft, our server offers a unique and challenging experience for players seeking a medieval-themed adventure.

    Server Features:

      Version: 1.12.2Modded Experience: Immerse yourself in a carefully curated selection of mods that enhance the medieval atmosphere, including Millenaire and Ancient Warfare. Uncover the secrets of the realm and shape your destiny.Hardware Requirements: 🚀 Forge your path with confidence! MillenniumCraft requires a minimum of 4GB RAM allocated to ensure a smooth and lag-free gaming experience.Forge Your Kingdom: 🏴‍☠️🏰 Build your medieval empire, forge alliances, and engage in epic battles. The server encourages player-driven stories and interactions, making every decision impactful.Explore the Unknown: 🗺️ Venture into uncharted territories, encounter mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures. The world is vast, and the possibilities are endless.

    Millennium.modded.fun

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  • VexCraft

    VexCraft
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 6758
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Animals Bred: 51
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

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    Hi! I would like to introduce the VexCraft server! All our servers are properly developed. We constantly make backups and have strong bot protection. We try to give our players the best gaming experience possible. Our server is constantly running! Current game modes: – Kingdoms – Lobby (coming soon) Our website: https://vexcraft.hu Our Discord server: https://discord.io/vexcraftofficial

    play.vexcraft.hu

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  • Compound Cobblemon

    Compound Cobblemon
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 4004
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2203
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4650 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Crops Grown: 1104 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

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    Welcome to the new and exciting world of Compound Cobblemon! Here we work hard to ensure fresh content that keeps the server engaging and most importantly of all an exciting experience!Being a new server we are open and listening for feedback on what we could do better to bring our player base an even better experience!

    Server ip: 51.161.71.220:25598

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/Att8hfx6sb

    Mods!Terralith! Fire! Nullscape! Backpacks! Farmers Delights and Addons! Fight or Flight! Friends and Foes! In Game Voice Chat! Emotes!

    Important Features!Full Economy! Pokedex! Player run gyms! Keep Inventory! Mob Spawning On! Furniture! More Wood Types!

    Along with over 100+ pokemon And many other server features to expand on the experience

    And even more coming soon!

    Hope you join us to start you next pokemon adventure!

    51.161.71.220:25598

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  • Craft Global

    Craft Global
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 2546
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Magic Items Found: 2813
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

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    Step into a realm where vanilla Minecraft is elevated to an epic level! Our server offers a vibrant economy and a special economy shop, adding depth to your gameplay. Experience unique chat minigames, and test your luck with coinflip, while engaging in lively community interactions.

    Shop till you drop with our innovative chestshops. Unleash your creativity and power with custom items, bosses, and exclusive plugins you won’t find anywhere else. Your voice matters – participate in voting for server decisions and reap fantastic voting rewards.

    Keep the excitement alive with daily streak rewards. Celebrate in style with our purchasable drop parties and thrilling crate parties, creating moments you’ll never forget. Interact with our engaging NPCs, conquer challenging parkour courses, and climb the leaderboards to prove your mettle.

    Inclusivity is key – everyone has a chance to shine with our free and paid ranks. Dive into our unique custom multi-tiered dragon scale and farming rewards systems, designed to offer endless possibilities and rewards for every play style.

    Play for free (f2p) in a server that’s not just about the game, but about the people. Join our friendly, helpful community and interact with our dedicated, friendly staff. Don’t miss out on our regular giveaways and be a part of our vibrant Discord community.

    Don’t just play Minecraft, live it like never before. Join us now and be a part of something extraordinary! 🌟🐉🌾🎉

    Join the Discord: discord.gg/twuP7n2zX2

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