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UkrainianCraft: Kursk Ops – More Power!

conflict zone, defense strategy, eastern europe, european security, Hodges, intelligence report, Kursk, Kursk region, military assessment, military capabilities, military capacity, Military operations, military readiness, military strength, military tactics, nato, Operation, Ops, power, strategic planning, surprise attack, UkrainianCraft, ukrainians

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military capacity than you could ever imagine! we’re like the ukrainians in the kursk region, but even more badass! we’ve got tanks, helicopters, and even nukes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we dominate the minecraft world like never before. you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show everyone who’s boss!

V for Vanilla – Where the only thing reset is your addiction to Minecraft! 1.21

addiction, AREA, Ban, BOMBERS, border, Chat, Cheating, DOXING, finland, Griefing, java, killing, Minecraft, Moderation, Permanet, Reset, rules, semi anarchy, smp, Spawn, Survival, Tnt, Vanilla, world

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Emeralds Found:	6292

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with players from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience, we welcome you to join us.

Server Info:

World Border	At 30M
Map Resets	No
Spawn Area	Random, unprotected
TPA & Sethome	No
	Allowed
Duping	No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat Moderation	Not strictly moderated
Server Location	Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3-month temporary ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use mods on the server?

As V For Vanilla aims to provide a true vanilla experience, the use of mods that alter gameplay is not allowed. Optifine and minimap mods are exceptions.

2. Are there any restrictions on building in the world?

Players are free to build wherever they like, but be aware that griefing is allowed. It’s recommended to hide and protect your valuable builds.

3. How do I report a player for cheating?

You can report a player by contacting a moderator or admin on the Discord server. Please provide evidence if possible.

4. What should I do if I encounter a hacker on the server?

If you suspect a player of hacking, please report them to a moderator or admin. Do not engage with the hacker or confront them directly.

5. Can I request a map reset?

Map resets are not planned at this time. The server aims to maintain a long-term world for players to build and explore in.

MelNeko’s Minecraft Server!

Archive, backup, Community, Content Creator, Download, Fans, Friend, Gaming, Help, Last Night, Mel Nekomata, MelNekos, Minecraft, ONLINE, recording, Request, Save, Server, Share, Stream, Support, twitch, Video

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7557	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	2428	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Mel Nekomata herself! Rumor has it she’s been spotted riding a diamond-encrusted unicorn while battling a horde of evil creepers. Don’t miss out on the action!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

The One-Trick Pony SMP: Minecraft Shenanigans

banal, Boring, cliched, dull, LIMITED, Minecraft, monotonous, one trick pony, OneTrick, overdone, pony, predictable, Repetitive, Shenanigans, shitboard, smp, Tiresome, uncreative, unexciting, unimaginative, uninspired, uninteresting, Unoriginal, unvaried

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tricks? Well, look no further because our server is a literal circus of chaos and insanity!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next. From exploding chickens to giant pink llamas, this server is a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to shower with riches. Will you be lucky enough to encounter this majestic beast?

So why waste your time on a boring old server when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

SnobbyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child welfare, condescending advice, council estate, criticism, Enabling, family dynamics, father figure, HR, learn their lesson, middle class, Minecraft, modelling gigs, overstep, parenting, part-time dad, Posh, rich coworker, Server, snob, SnobbyCraft, tough love, Working class

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with snobby HR managers who think they know everything? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got a community of players who understand the struggles of being a full-time dad to your nephew while your brother chases modeling gigs. Build your own virtual family and show Susan who’s boss by creating the ultimate blocky empire. Let’s see if she can handle the pressure of surviving in our crazy world! Join now and let’s build some epic adventures together!

NoGiftNoPartyCraft

aita, blanket, bridal shower gift, bride, colors, complexity, cost, Crochet, DECEMBER, design, Expertise, family, handmade gift, Materials, NoGiftNoPartyCraft, pattern, sister, SIZE, tradition, Wedding, wedding present

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers where you have to buy the same old gifts for the bride-to-be? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer a unique bridal shower experience like no other!

Join our server and instead of buying a traditional gift, you can crochet a virtual blanket for the bride-to-be! Not only will you save money on materials, but you’ll also have a chance to show off your creativity and skills in a whole new way.

And if your mom tries to tell you it’s “tradition” to buy a gift, just tell her that on our server, we make our own traditions. Who needs a physical gift when you can give the gift of a pixelated masterpiece?

So come join us on our server and crochet your way to bridal shower success. Who knows, maybe the bride-to-be will even wear your virtual blanket down the virtual aisle!

BrazilBlockParty

+x, Brazil, BrazilBlockParty, business closure, business news, business strategy, close operations, company announcement, company shutdown, corporate decision, economic impact, effective immediately, Financial implications, global market, international business, market withdrawal, operational shutdown, south america, strategic move, sudden closure

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

so, like, this server is, like, closing in Brazil, like, right now. but don’t worry, cuz we got some, like, INSANE stuff happening on this server that you gotta check out. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will do your bidding. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. so, like, join now before it’s too late and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

FrontierSMP: Where the fish are on fire and the farms are lit!

Bedrock Crossplay, Bosses, Challenging Factors, community-driven, Custom Items, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, Farms, Fire, Fish, FrontierSMP, lit, Loot, MCMMO, minecraft server, Mining, no pay to win, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, server discord, smp, Towny, Version, Wiki

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21

Description:

Main Features:

Custom Terrain
Towny
Economy
Custom Items
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server on different versions of Minecraft?

A: The server is currently on version 1.21, and you will need to use the same version to join.

Q: How can I connect to the server?

A: You can connect by using the server IP: Play.FrontierSMP.net

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, you can join the server’s Discord server at https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Make sure to read and follow them.

Q: Can I build at the spawn area?

A: Yes, spawn can be built on by anyone to create shops, a rail network, or any other desired structures.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian culture, cultural acceptance, cultural appropriation, cultural authenticity, Cultural differences, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural misrepresentation, cultural pride, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Identity, Impostor, Japanese culture, Minecraft, not universal, racism, Server, Stereotypes, SushiCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of being called an impostor for not fitting into the stereotypical Japanese mold? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and eye shapes – because let’s face it, Japanese culture is not one-size-fits-all! Join us for a wild ride where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means pretending to be a ninja turtle or a sushi chef. Embrace your inner non-Japanese self and join us for some epic adventures and laughs. Who needs to be Japanese when you can be anything you want in Minecraft? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

DarnCraft SMP: Damn, Creeper!

agency.., Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, creeper, crime, damn, DarnCraft, fbi, federal bureau of investigation, Government, investigation, law enforcement, looks like, scandal, shock, smp, Surprise, suspicious, suspicious activity, suspicious behavior, that, undercover

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	174	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the FBI agents can’t resist joining because they can’t believe how good we look! Our server is so lit that even the FBI agents are like “Wow, I need to be a part of this madness!”

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the world of Minecraft in style. Who knows, you might even spot a disguised FBI agent trying to blend in with the rest of us!

So come on and join the fun, because on our server, even the FBI agents can’t resist the temptation to join in on the chaos!