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PutinCraft Minecraft Server

arrest, Brazil, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, extradition, foreign affairs, G20 Summit, global summit, Government, international law, international relations, legal action, Minecraft, Politics, putin, Putin’s attendance, PutinCraft, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Brazil relations, world news

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

CraftyTrumpWinsLOL, criticism, Democracy, democracy leader, election, Global, Impact, International, leader, Lech Walesa, Lech Walesa’s view, misfortune, opinion, perspective, Polish, Politics, president, trump, united states, Victory, world

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

PixelCam Co.

big brother, business strategy, Camera, Company, Consumer, corporate, Corporate Espionage, data collection, data privacy, device, digital transformation, Future, innovation, market research, Pixelcam, privacy, product development, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Technology Trends

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the macarena! we got diamonds growing on trees and lava water slides for days!

one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of cake. they ate so much cake they turned into a giant cupcake and ruled the land with a frosting fist.

another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them the ancient art of llama yoga. now they can do a downward-facing llama like nobody’s business.

join us for all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans. who needs reality when you can have minecraft madness?!

Poultry Manure Plant Party

agricultural practices, antibiotic resistance, antibiotic resistance genes, antibiotic resistance mechanisms, antibiotic resistance profiling, antibiotic use, antimicrobial resistance, bacterial populations, environmental contamination, genetic analysis, manure, microbial community, microbial diversity, microbiome composition, Party, Plant, plant endophytes, plant health, Poultry, poultry farming, poultry manure, resistance genes, selective culture, whole genome sequencing

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s filled with plant endophytes that are resistant to antimicrobials. Why, you ask? Because we use poultry manure to fertilize our virtual crops, giving them superpowers!

Join our server and witness the epic battles between the antibiotic-resistant endophytes and the evil bacteria trying to take over the land. Will you help the endophytes defend their territory, or will you join forces with the bacteria and wreak havoc? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We also have whole genome sequencing mini-games where you can decode the DNA of the virtual organisms and uncover hidden secrets. Who knows what kind of crazy mutations you’ll discover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of antimicrobial resistance in plant endophytes like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a bacteria, in which case, sorry not sorry).

Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail Fun

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, feixiao files, Feixiao0910, FeixiaoGeneral, fire nihility, Fun, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Minecraft, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.6

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ores Mined:	8081

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Picture this: You log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a virtual pineapple paradise. Yes, you heard that right – pineapples everywhere! But that’s not all, our server is also home to magical creatures called Mappous who roam the land spreading joy and laughter.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special program where you can watch epic trailers like “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “Burning Scent of Home”. And let’s not forget about our current character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen – they’re ready to join you on your wacky adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or uncover a secret code that unlocks unimaginable rewards. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

No KYC Crypto Exchanges Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Anonymity, Blockchain, Crypto, crypto gambling, crypto trading, cryptocurrency, decentralized exchanges., Dex, digital assets, ERC20 tokens, exchanges, financial freedom, gambling, KYC, L2 bridge, Minecraft, no KYC, non-ethereum, NON-KYC exchanges, peer-to-peer trading, privacy, smp, Trading, unverified exchanges

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	71
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Hey gamers, looking to get in on some wild and wacky action? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to gamble your way to victory! We’ve got non-KYC exchanges that will blow your mind – no need to worry about boring old regulations here. And forget about those Ethereum dexes, we’ve got our own crazy trading platform that will have you trading like a pro in no time. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Mines Excavated:	1845
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	31
Love Letters Sent:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Votes:	8180	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crops Grown:	6058
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8305	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6887	Enchantments Applied:	224
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!