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One-Liner Comedy

  • CraftedLOL: Punchlines & Blocks!

    CraftedLOL: Punchlines & Blocks!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌍🤪 Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! Forget everything you knew about gaming—here’s why you absolutely MUST join us!

      • The Enderman Dance-Offs: Why settle for a boring old "boop" when you can challenge Endermen to epic dance battles? Legend has it that if you defeat one, you’ll unlock the secret to their funky moves. Just beware! If you lose, they make you wear a pumpkin on your head for eternity!

      • The Great Creeper Olympics: Every Sunday, we host the most explosive athletic competition you can imagine. Watch in awe as Creepers compete in high jumps and stealth tug-of-war. Be sure to sign a waiver… you know, just in case it gets a little too explosive!

      • Pig-Racing for Rare Loot: Ever wanted to bet on pigs? Well, now’s your chance! Join our local racing league and place your bets on swine ready to sprint for glory. Winners get diamonds, losers, well… let’s just say they might have to dish out a few extra pork chops as penance!

      • Zombie Survival Spa Days: Who says zombies can’t relax? Sign up for spa treatment days where the undead unwind in hot springs made of lava. They bring the brains, and we provide the cucumbers! Just make sure you don’t slip and fall into their next “treatment” session!

      • Villager Karaoke Night: Gawk at a group of villagers belting out ’80s rock ballads while you throw eggs at them! If you manage to hit the “High Note,” you’ll get a free enchanted stick. But beware of the Villager-envy; they can get pretty feisty when they don’t win the karaoke crown!

      • The Ancient Temple of Never-Ending Mobs: Rumor has it there’s an ancient temple where mobs don’t just spawn but instead form a jazz band! Yes, a skeleton drummer, a zombie saxophonist, and a Creeper on the maracas. If you can keep up with their rhythms, you might just get a legendary loot drop or an untouchable magic helmet!

      • The Enchanted World of Talking Blocks: Discover the secret that blocks CAN talk! Join our weekly symposium where dirt, stone, and diamond blocks share their life stories. WARNING: Listening for longer than an hour may result in existential crises or uncontrollable giggling!

    So, grab your pickaxe, throw on your wackiest skin, and prepare for the most outrageous, belly-laugh-inducing adventure you’ll ever experience in the blocky realm of Minecraft! Your pixelated shenanigans await! 🏰🎉✨

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Entity Network Adventures

    Entity Network Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Entity Network

    Welcome to Entity Network, a Minecraft server made for you to have fun with friends. Explore, build, and conquer in a world full of possibilities. Get ready for exciting adventures and challenges. Enjoy your time here and make great memories!

    entitynetwork.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Dragon Shield Adventures

    Dragon Shield Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    DragonShieldMC

    Hey, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Imagine a server called Dragon Shield with custom ores, 700+ hours of fun, 500+ dungeons, cool biomes, furniture, and boss battles inspired by souls games—all without mods! Just load a small pack when you join. It’s like a custom mod-pack made just for you. So much to explore and it’s super smooth! Visit our wiki for more details! (Link is on the website)

    dragonshieldmc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SuperFunTime Network – Survival & Creative – Java & Bedrock – Economy – MCMMO – Slimefun – Pyro Plugins – Seasons – Custom Plugins – 1.8+ Supported

    SuperFunTime Network – Survival & Creative – Java & Bedrock – Economy – MCMMO – Slimefun – Pyro Plugins – Seasons – Custom Plugins – 1.8+ Supported

    New Minecraft Servers

    SuperFunTime Minecraft Server

    IP play.superfuntime.org or mc.superfuntime.org (Connect from 1.8-1.21+)
    Supported Platforms Java and Bedrock
    Features
      • Economy with player-run shops and a staff-operated Emporium
      • Regular Events/Minigames
      • McMMO
      • Slimefun
      • Enhanced Fishing, Mining and Farming
      • Quests/ClueScrolls
      • Realistic Seasons
      • W/E Creative server
    Other Servers DayZ, Rust, and Project Zomboid servers
    Discord Join our Discord
    Owners TowelieDOH, saywhat2365, Autpek

    Overview

    SuperFunTime is one of the longest-standing Minecraft survival servers and gaming communities. Join us for an exciting SMP experience where you can build, craft, and hang out!

    Community

    Come be a part of our community and enjoy frequent giveaways on our Discord server.

    Featured Video

    CaptainSparklez made a video about us, check it out here.

    FAQ

    Q: What versions of Minecraft are supported? A: You can connect from version 1.8 to 1.21+.

    Q: Are there regular events on the server? A: Yes, we host various minigames and events throughout the week.

    Q: Can I run my own shop in the economy system? A: Absolutely! Our server allows player-run shops.

    Q: What is Slimefun? A: Slimefun introduces tech and magic trees to survival without the need for a modpack.

    Q: How can I participate in giveaways? A: Join our Discord server for frequent giveaways and community interactions.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Free World Adventures

    Free World Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Project Freedom

    On Project Freedom, players make towns, team up, fight, trade, and build big stuff, all to make the coolest Minecraft Project ever.

    We got lots of cool stuff, like:

      • A cool map
      • Custom ships with Movecraft
      • Custom Cannons
      • Nice Community
      • Roleplay in Nations
      • Fair Combat
      • Player Economy
      • Works on Java & Bedrock
      • Quality of Life improvements

    Want to know more? Come hang out on our Discord!

    projectfreedommc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlueFox’s Den

    BlueFox’s Den

    New Minecraft Servers

    BlueFox Server Information

    BlueFox is a cool Minecraft server with lifesteal and other cool stuff. Join their discord to learn more! They have a fun and friendly community. Join now at bluefox.ink to start playing!

    bluefox.ink

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TitanCraft | Defend the Walls

    TitanCraft | Defend the Walls

    New Minecraft Servers

    Shingeki no Craft | Attack on Titan

    Fight for Humans or Titans!

    Step into a world full of Titans in a vanilla Attack on Titan Minecraft server, NO MODS needed!

    Features:

      • Titan Shifters
      • ODM Gear
      • Thunder Spears & Cannons
      • Pure Titans
      • Firearms & Blades
      • Royal Blood Powers

    Join now and defend the Walls!

    sncraft.minecraft.best

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mbeksp RPG Adventure

    Mbeksp RPG Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Mbeksp

    Mbeksp – Server Minecraft Economy RPG

    Welcome to MBEKSMP, Minecraft Server RPG where you can have exciting and tough adventures.

    – Cash System: Get, sell, and trade to be rich – Cool Weapons: Discover and use different powerful weapons – Big Dungeon: Beat Dungeon full of monsters for a special prize – Jobs and Skills: Grow your character with various jobs and skills – Player Store: Buy and sell stuff with other players – Fun Events: Finish missions and challenges for cool rewards

    Join now and become a legend in MBEKSMP

    play.mbek.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CozyCraft FriendlySMP

    CozyCraft FriendlySMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    FriendlySMP

    Welcome to FriendlySMP! It’s a cozy little smp server where you can play the latest mc version with both java & bedrock players. No griefing or stealing allowed here, but you can choose to pvp if you want to 🙂

    play.friendlysmp.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sylva SMP Adventures

    Sylva SMP Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Sylva SMP

    Welcome to Sylva SMP, a cool Minecraft server where you can build stuff, work together, and go on adventures! Whether you like building, redstone, or exploring, this server has something for everyone. Come join the fun!

    sylvasmp.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP