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CraftedLOL: Punchlines & Blocks!

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🌍🤪 Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever stumble upon! Forget everything you knew about gaming—here’s why you absolutely MUST join us!

The Enderman Dance-Offs: Why settle for a boring old "boop" when you can challenge Endermen to epic dance battles? Legend has it that if you defeat one, you’ll unlock the secret to their funky moves. Just beware! If you lose, they make you wear a pumpkin on your head for eternity!
The Great Creeper Olympics: Every Sunday, we host the most explosive athletic competition you can imagine. Watch in awe as Creepers compete in high jumps and stealth tug-of-war. Be sure to sign a waiver… you know, just in case it gets a little too explosive!
Pig-Racing for Rare Loot: Ever wanted to bet on pigs? Well, now’s your chance! Join our local racing league and place your bets on swine ready to sprint for glory. Winners get diamonds, losers, well… let’s just say they might have to dish out a few extra pork chops as penance!
Zombie Survival Spa Days: Who says zombies can’t relax? Sign up for spa treatment days where the undead unwind in hot springs made of lava. They bring the brains, and we provide the cucumbers! Just make sure you don’t slip and fall into their next “treatment” session!
Villager Karaoke Night: Gawk at a group of villagers belting out ’80s rock ballads while you throw eggs at them! If you manage to hit the “High Note,” you’ll get a free enchanted stick. But beware of the Villager-envy; they can get pretty feisty when they don’t win the karaoke crown!
The Ancient Temple of Never-Ending Mobs: Rumor has it there’s an ancient temple where mobs don’t just spawn but instead form a jazz band! Yes, a skeleton drummer, a zombie saxophonist, and a Creeper on the maracas. If you can keep up with their rhythms, you might just get a legendary loot drop or an untouchable magic helmet!
The Enchanted World of Talking Blocks: Discover the secret that blocks CAN talk! Join our weekly symposium where dirt, stone, and diamond blocks share their life stories. WARNING: Listening for longer than an hour may result in existential crises or uncontrollable giggling!

So, grab your pickaxe, throw on your wackiest skin, and prepare for the most outrageous, belly-laugh-inducing adventure you’ll ever experience in the blocky realm of Minecraft! Your pixelated shenanigans await! 🏰🎉✨

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Femra Friday night Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a creeper explosion.

We have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells galore! And don’t even get us started on our future meetups and events. From True Detective screenings to Sunday Bundays with the Curse of the Wereviera, we’ve got something for everyone.

Mark your calendars for our Casual CC meet up in the Wolves Den or our Christmas Theme Mixer in The Pillars. Who knows, you might even run into a Marilith or two along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Perky Minecraft SMP Saggy Team – Let’s Bounce!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to join Team Perky! Why, you ask? Because we have the most epic battles between Team Perky and Team Saggy, all fought with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!

Jumpmoore Kingdom

Parkour, Roleplay, Vanilla

Welcome travelers to Jumpmoore Kingdom, an RPG Parkour Server. A server filled with parkour courses in the form of dungeons surrounded by unique intricate details and architecture built with passion by the MMoC’s Building team. Join us! Java version 1.21-1.21.1

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Decade Edge Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your sensitive dick won’t stop you from having a great time! Our server is so exciting and intense, it will make you forget all about your edging struggles.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or edge of your dick, in your case). Our community is so welcoming and supportive, you’ll feel right at home even with your throbbing member.

So come on, leave your edging worries behind and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe all that excitement will even cure your sensitivity issues. It’s worth a shot, right?