one liner – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

DumbJokeCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building a castle out of diamond blocks, and taming creepers to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with all your Minecraft pals and maybe even score a rare loot drop or two.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what absurdity awaits you around every corner?

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StandUpSMPLaughs

Audience, comedian, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy club, Comedy Show, Entertainment, funny, humor, Humorist, JOKE, Laughter, laughter is the best medicine, memorable line, one liner, Performance, PUNCHLINE, stand up comedy, stand-up special, StandUpSMPLaughs, witty remark

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more drama than a soap opera starring chickens.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas, crazy treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions that will make your brain explode like a TNT block. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely (or bribe him with cookies).

So come on down to our server and let’s make memories that will last longer than a stack of obsidian blocks in the Nether. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay far, far away.

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JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

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BarJokez Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like walking into a bar but with creepers and villagers! 😂 It’s so lit, like literally because we have a lava pit in the middle of spawn for no reason at all. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the skeletons drop their bows and start breakdancing. It’s wild, I tell ya!

And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? 😂

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! 🤪🐔🦜🎉

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CraftyLaughsMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we have players telling jokes while battling creepers, building hilarious monuments, and even hosting stand-up comedy nights in the virtual world. Who needs a comedy club in real life when you can have all the fun and laughter in Minecraft? So come on down and join us for a side-splitting good time!

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JokesterMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

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JokesterJen in Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Picture this: a server where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride around on flying carpets, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted golden carrots to anyone who can make him laugh with the funniest joke they’ve ever heard. So brush up on your comedy routine and get ready to entertain our llama overlord.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the wackiest, most eccentric players you’ll ever meet. From a player who builds nothing but giant statues of chickens to another who communicates solely in interpretive dance, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions (courtesy of those pesky creepers in party hats). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

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JokeCraft: LOL Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jokester’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, wacky antics, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken wearing a top hat. He tells you that in order to survive in this crazy world, you must master the art of joke-telling. So you embark on a quest to find the legendary Joke Sword, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Lava Pits of Puns.

But beware, for the server is also home to the notorious Jokester Gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. Will you join forces with them or stand against their hilarious hijinks?

So come on down to our server and let the laughter begin! Who needs diamonds when you can have a belly full of jokes? Join us now and become the ultimate prankster in Minecraft history!

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JokeCraft: LOL Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and fun you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof suits).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect as many as you can and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a sheep, they tend to get a little too competitive in our sheep racing tournaments).

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Tiki-Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Tiki-Craft is a survival, no whitelist, non-pvp server. We started up just over a year ago and we nowhave a growing community of over 5000 players. We don’t have Factions, Towny etc – we just focus on good ol’ building and having fun. Griefing, raiding, swearing, and being annoying are not allowed. We’ve got a dedicated team of 10 staff members that have been picked carefully and always want the best for the server. We have 4GB of dedicated RAM and 25GB of disk space, so there’s not much server lag and few data issues.

We have been running since November 2012, and that time has allowed us to build a fantastic community, a diverse map with some fantastic builds, a sophisticated economy and a great place to be.

We have experienced staff that like to have a laugh and make your experience on the server enjoyable.

mc.tiki-craft.com

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Independent Gaming Group

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

New Vanilla Minecraft server up! Hey, we have a new Vanilla Minecraft server up. If you enjoy Minecraft – survivel, creative ore even pvp. Then this is perfect for you.

The server features, survival, creative and a Mining world. We have made separate permissions for the different worlds, which mean you have different commands in different worlds, as well as separate inventories. We also have protection plugins for chest doors and so on, for you to keep your stuff safe. In addition we have concluded to construct a mining world, were our plugin “Mcmmo” gives you a chance to getting double drops in woodcutting, herbalism and ore-mining, also applies for nether (level progression in the adjacent skill is required to get a higher percentage of double drop). Regeneration of the end happens every 12 hours, so people have a chance to kill and/or collect dragon eggs.

Minecraft Server Ip: eu.igghq.com

Currently working on: – Skyblock: For those of you who don’t know what Skyblock is. – Skyblock is a world where you only get limited amount of items, on a flouting island. You’re purpose is to expand it, as well as expanding you’re resources. Skyblock is a cool feature which is really fun to play with friends, and try and progress/survive with the limited amount of resources you have. You can also compete with other players in Skyblock, threw its ranking system. Skyblock in current on the to do list so we will try and get it up as fast as we can.

eu.igghq.com

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Dantorian Space Race

PvP, Raiding

Server IP – Copy to Minecraft Client to Play: 23.95.30.228:25565

Welcome to the SPACE RACE! We are running Micdoodle8s Galacticraft 3 on Minecraft 1.7.2! We offer a PVP/Grief/Raid experience, while you build up to go to the MOON, MARS, and the -=NEW=- ASTEROID Dimensions! We have a shop system that operates off of EXP Levels! Come join and HAVE FUN! =============================================================== GC3 Download : http://micdoodle8.com/mods/galacticraft/downloads (Download the 3 RED mods)

FML Download: http://adf.ly/673885/http://files.minecraftforge.net/maven/net/minecraftforge/forge/1.7.2-10.12.2.1147/forge-1.7.2-10.12.2.1147-installer.jar =============================================================== You MUST be running Forge Version 10.12.2.1147 for the mod to work properly

Alternative: download the modpack with everything on it here: http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/details/dantorian-server-modpack.440024

23.95.30.228

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Globe-Community

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Hi, my friend and I have a server together. The server is bukkit and it is called Globe. We are happy with it, but we want something happens more in the server. So we’ve ready with plugins so you can stay safe without someone to come and take all you stuff 😉 We have: WorldEdit, WorldGuard, Logblock, GroupManager, Essentials, GriefPrevention and mcMMO on. We think there will come more plugins on the server 🙂 We have a PVP on the server, but the only reason we have that is to protect yourself no to go out and kill for no reason. You don’t have to apply, you can just enter the ip, and then just play 😉 My name Theis and I am 14 years old. My friend is called Simon and he is 14 years old. We are both very much in to minecraft, therefore are we very much on the server. We also have our own TeamSpeak where there are room for 30 people. So you can join us or just talk with your friends :)) You must join our server because we can guarantee you a nice community, and a nice and quiet place where you can just relax and have fun with you friends. As the owners will we do everything to keep it that way 😉 Our server is always up and running perfectly stable. (And no it’s not Hamachi) Our IP is 185.57.188.180. And the ip is the same on our TeamSpeak. I Hope you will enjoy the server 🙂

185.57.188.180

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PoweredByAwesome

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

A server Powered By Awesome.

play.AwesomePowered.net

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NirvannaCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP

This is the best server out there with MCMMO, Bukkit etc and awesome staff. Come on down to NirvannaCraft today.

216.172.106.213

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Alluminus

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny

We are a small survival server with a friendly community. Our server is designed to be the perfect survival experience with just enough plugins to enhance the game play without ruining the fun and thrill of vanilla survival. All players of all different ages are welcome on this server, and when you join people will be happy to greet you. Join Alluminus today and become part of the great community!

alluminus.net

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CinemaPrison

Prison

A fun prison server, with unique plugins, features, and other things to do then most prison servers.

CinemaPrison.com

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Tiny Vanilla SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

|Pure Vanilla Server |RPG Vanilla|New Map|1.8 Blocks|

Welcome to the Tiny Vanilla server! We are a RPG themed vanilla server. We strive to give you a nice community feel, and the ability to chose how you want to survive! We have three current classes, these include the Viking Class, the Hunter Class, and the Undead Class. Each class has a different chat color and a different set of colored armor!

mc.tinysmp.net

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Darkspin

Creative, Survival

A small but fun survival and creative server with good staff, as long as you stay on their good side, with towns and in game money and more! Create your own town and make it look how you want! Sell extra supplies and become a multi-millionaire! COME JOIN US! Just read the rules in spawn and everything will be fun!

mc.darkspin.com

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