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BarJokez Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4324
Emeralds Found:	4473	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like walking into a bar but with creepers and villagers! 😂 It’s so lit, like literally because we have a lava pit in the middle of spawn for no reason at all. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the skeletons drop their bows and start breakdancing. It’s wild, I tell ya!

And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? 😂

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! 🤪🐔🦜🎉

CraftyLaughsMC

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5461	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we have players telling jokes while battling creepers, building hilarious monuments, and even hosting stand-up comedy nights in the virtual world. Who needs a comedy club in real life when you can have all the fun and laughter in Minecraft? So come on down and join us for a side-splitting good time!

JokesterMC SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

JokesterJen in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Animals Bred:	107	New Chunks Explored:	422178
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Picture this: a server where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride around on flying carpets, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server’s owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted golden carrots to anyone who can make him laugh with the funniest joke they’ve ever heard. So brush up on your comedy routine and get ready to entertain our llama overlord.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the wackiest, most eccentric players you’ll ever meet. From a player who builds nothing but giant statues of chickens to another who communicates solely in interpretive dance, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions (courtesy of those pesky creepers in party hats). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Whackin’ and packin’ at Mike’s SMP!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take yourself too seriously! Join us at “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” for a truly unique gaming experience.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally built their house out of TNT instead of blocks, and when they lit it up, the explosion was so massive it created a crater that is now known as the “Oopsie Daisy Hole of Doom.” True story.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like the annual Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 60 seconds. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So come on down to “Mikes sperm bank – you whack it we pack it” and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

JokeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jokester’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, wacky antics, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken wearing a top hat. He tells you that in order to survive in this crazy world, you must master the art of joke-telling. So you embark on a quest to find the legendary Joke Sword, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Lava Pits of Puns.

But beware, for the server is also home to the notorious Jokester Gang, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. Will you join forces with them or stand against their hilarious hijinks?

So come on down to our server and let the laughter begin! Who needs diamonds when you can have a belly full of jokes? Join us now and become the ultimate prankster in Minecraft history!

JokeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and fun you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof suits).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect as many as you can and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a sheep, they tend to get a little too competitive in our sheep racing tournaments).

CraftyLaughsMC

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	1753	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	7974	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a non-stop laughter fest as our hilarious players tell the funniest jokes you’ve ever heard. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of comedic chaos will ensue on our server. So come on down and join the funniest Minecraft server around – because life’s too short to not laugh your block off!

CraftyCatchphrase

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Votes:	6542	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	988507
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only catchphrase you need is “Creeper, oh man!” Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, mischievous skeletons, and more surprises than a surprise birthday party in a cave full of zombies.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of rabid wolves. But instead of running away, they tamed the wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of evil villagers. And that player? They became a legend, known far and wide as the Wolf Whisperer of Minecraftia.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and every block you break brings you one step closer to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, when in doubt, just shout “Creeper, oh man!” and watch the magic happen.

BlockBusterLaughs

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	8641	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a comedy movie on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the fun never stops!

EldenCraft: Where You Can Actually Finish the Game

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	1233	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from those annoying things that make you want to pull your hair out! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of UNICORNS and battle evil LLAMAS with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a total blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this INSANE Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only political implications are deciding whether to be a potato or a carrot in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing zombies who will teach you the latest moves to impress your friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor?

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creeper surprises)!

CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
New Chunks Explored:	109760	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Mines Excavated:	3797	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Reasons to join our server: – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle! – Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them while mining! – The creeper explosions are replaced with confetti blasts, making them more fun than scary! – You can build a castle in the sky and have a pet dragon guarding it! – Our zombie villagers are actually friendly and will trade you rare items for emeralds!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Download the game now on Android, iOS, or PC and start your adventure today!

Remember: ALL DATES/TIMES LISTED BELOW ARE UTC+9, so make sure to adjust your schedule accordingly to join our epic events and quests!

Join now and let the madness begin!

GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of hitting blocks in Minecraft but wish you could hit something else? Look no further, because on our server, tfw no hitting gf, you can hit all the girlfriends you want! Just kidding, that would be terrible. But you can hit all the creepers, zombies, and skeletons that stand in your way!

Join our server for a chance to build the most epic base ever, complete with a moat filled with lava and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the majestic flying pig. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken!

So why wait? Join tfw no hitting gf today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs a hitting girlfriend when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you?

AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Runes Activated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we depart into the world of anime like never before! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have transformed the Minecraft experience into a wacky anime adventure!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where creepers wear kawaii outfits and zombies break out into dance routines. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your Minecraft character look like a true anime hero. And don’t even get us started on the modern HTML formatting we use to make our server stand out from the rest.

So why wait? Join us now and lol your way through the world of Minecraft like never before! We promise you won’t regret it (but your friends might be jealous of your epic adventures).

Minecraft Madness: Socials VI

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8292
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
New Chunks Explored:	39599	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21

Welcome to Socials VI, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of a llama out of diamonds just for fun. And then we rode it into battle against a horde of angry creepers! – Our events are so epic, we once hosted a massive dance party in the Nether. The ghasts were dropping sick beats while we all did the zombie shuffle. – Our mods are so powerful, they once turned the entire server into a giant trampoline. We bounced around for hours until we all got motion sickness. – Our builds are so mind-blowing, we once recreated the entire city of Atlantis at the bottom of the ocean. And then we accidentally flooded it with a misplaced bucket of water. – Our prizes are so amazing, we once gave away a real-life diamond pickaxe to the player who could build the tallest tower of dirt. It collapsed on them, but hey, they still got the pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join Socials VI today and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?