Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you’ll never forget where you’ve been because we have the memory of a goldfish! Seriously, this place is like a black hole for your brain, but in a totally fun way.
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.
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