StrawHolezMC

Argument, confusion, conundrum, Curiosity, cylindrical, debate, discussion, Drinking, Existential, Hole, inquiry, OBJECT, one hole, opinion, perspective, Philosophical, question.., straw, StrawHolezMC, two holes, Utensil

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Star Shards Collected:	235
Secret Passages Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ponder life’s greatest questions like “does a straw have one hole or two?” we have a community of players who are just as confused as you are, so you’ll fit right in!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. we even have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats – no, seriously, it’s a thing.

if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace the chaos, then this is the server for you. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players because who doesn’t love cookies, right?

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and llamas in top hats. you won’t regret it, we promise.

Digging Divas Minecraft

Anal, Digging, DIVAS, fucked, Minecraft, one girl, one hole, pussy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for epic battles where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Will you be the one to conquer the land and get your pussy (cat) to rule over all? Or will you be the brave soul who takes on the challenge of getting anal (diamonds) deep in the mines? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find another server like ours! So come on, join us and let the crazy adventures begin!

Band of One Hit Wonders

Band, Creative, Dominant, dynamic, FAMOUS, frontman, group, Harmony, Hit, Individual, Instrumentalist, lead, members, Music, overshadow, Performer, Popular, Singer, Solo, success, talent, Wonders

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Animals Bred:	99
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server where the creepers are so afraid of the players that they explode with laughter instead of blowing up! Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on to play with us. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, including a diamond sword that can one-shot the Ender Dragon. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and chaos. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

Underground Dead Zone

Afterlife, BELIEF, burial, Darkness, Dead, Eternal Damnation, Fire, Hell, judgment day, Myth, Mythology, portrayal, punishment, Religion, Sin, Souls, SPIRITUAL, Torment, Underground, underworld, Zone

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Animals Bred:	117
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Yo, ever wondered why hell is underground? It’s cuz we bury our dead there, duh! But forget about that, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can dig your way to hell and back again! We got creepers throwing parties, zombies doing the cha-cha, and skeletons trying to play the xylophone with their ribs.

If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant lava pit with a sign that says “Welcome to the Inferno!” But don’t worry, we got fire-resistant armor for sale in our virtual gift shop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the depths of Minecraft hell. Just watch out for the ghasts, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies.

Jaccuzi MC

Adventure, Arenas, building, Community, Competition, Creative, Custom Shop, Exclusive events, Exploration, Heart Transfers, Land claiming, LifeSteal, lifesteal smp, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, Survival, Trade, Warps

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	2570
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

JacuzziMC Information

Welcome to JacuzziMC, your go-to Lifesteal SMP server! Here’s all the key info you need to know:

Key Features Heart Transfers: Trade hearts with others! PvP Arenas: Jump into non-stop action! Warps: Fast travel around the server. No Land Claiming: Defend your base creatively! Custom Shop: Gear up at spawn with powerful items! Exclusive Events: Participate in weekly competitions and win big!

Enjoy your time on JacuzziMC!

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Madness Season 3: Where chaos and vanilla collide with fresh world and over 21 shenanigans!

Active, Adults, beautiful world, Chaos, collide, Community, Connected, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Events, flourishing, Fresh, fresh world, giant spawn city, java, long term, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Season, Shenanigans, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	64	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Minecraft Server – Madness SMP

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21 and above
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults, with an active community of 20+ members. We aim to create a beautiful and fun world through concepts like a spawn city, shops, mini-games, diamond economy, nether hub, and server-wide events. Join us today on our JAVA edition server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Madness SMP?	You can apply by visiting our Discord server at https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 21 years or older to join Madness SMP
What kind of server is Madness SMP?	Madness SMP is a classic vanilla survival server for adults
How large is the community on Madness SMP?	We have a community of 20+ dedicated members
What platform is Madness SMP available on?	Madness SMP is available on Java Edition

Steamy Pixel Minecraft Server

Advancements, changes, Complaints, criticism, digital distribution., digital revolution, Evolution, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming Platform, internet culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online gaming, online marketplace, PC Gaming, PIXEL, progress, Server, Steam, Steamy, Technology, Video Game (Industry), video games

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old digital distribution platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Back in the 2000s, people were throwing parties in honor of Steam and digital distribution, but now, after 20 years, they’re all crying about it like a bunch of babies. But fear not, on our server, we embrace the chaos and madness that comes with digital distribution. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs Steam when you have us? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft mayhem!

Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP

90s, bae, Cats, Chicago, cityscape, culture, Daily, fashion, Gunsmith, Hip Hop, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Retro, smp, street style, Throwback, trend, Urban, vintage, Wake Up

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ores Mined:	6934
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Votes:	369	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP set in 90’s Chicago. Why Chicago, you ask? Because why not!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.

NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!

Commitment, Communication, Decision making, Dedication, family, following through, high school, life lesson, NoQuitMC, parenting, perseverance, Playing, Quitting, RAGE, Soccer, sports team, Struggle, Support, teamwork, teenage rebellion, tough love, Understanding, varsity team

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6918	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Join our Minecraft server where we teach important life lessons about perseverance and commitment! Just like Ethan’s soccer team, our server is intense and challenging, but in a fun way!

We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!

Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP

10. Looking back, 11. personal growth, 12. Regretful choices, 13. Past mistakes, 14. Lessons learned, 15. Missed chances, 16. Teenage aspirations, 17. Regretful actions, 18. Time management, 19. Self-discovery, 2. Missed opportunities, 20. Learning from the past., 3. Youthful mistakes, 4. Regretful decisions, 5. Wasted time, 6. Unfulfilled dreams, 7. Teenage experiences, 8. Life lessons, 9. Reflections on youth, Minecraft, RegretNoTeenYears, smp, teenage regrets

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	3725
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

NoDiamondsNoDating

Appearance, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, funny, high maintenance, NoDiamondsNoDating, Personality, Pet Peeves, Petty, Picky, Preferences, quirky, reasons, red flags, relationships, Shallow, shallowness, Standards, superficial, turnoffs

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyDiplomacy, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, nuclear deal, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, security council, Server, united nations, urgent diplomacy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

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