π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 7324 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
join this server if you wanna see flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. yeah, you heard me right. DANCING CREEPERS. they bust a move like no other, i swear.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just follow the rainbow sheep and you’ll find yourself groovin’ with skeletons and zombies in no time.
plus, the admin is a unicorn who grants wishes. no joke. just ask nicely and you might find yourself with a diamond pickaxe or a pet dragon. it’s wild, man.
so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, this is the place to be. just don’t ask about the one-handed handcuffing incident. trust me, you don’t wanna know.