one bedroom apartment Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RoomieGFswap: EvictMePlz

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring roommate drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own house without worrying about someone kicking you out for their girlfriend!

On our server, you can create your own paradise without the fear of being asked to leave just because your roommate wants some alone time with their significant other. Build a mansion, a castle, or even a treehouse – the possibilities are endless!

Join now and escape the real world drama for a world where you are the master of your own domain. Plus, our server is so cheap to join, you won’t have to worry about quadrupling your rent payments like in real life. So come on over and let your creativity run wild – just make sure to leave the roommate drama at the door!

CraftyCreeperInn

Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, cat, cousin, CraftyCreeperInn, fire safety, guests, house rules, house sitting, INCONVENIENCE, OCD, one bedroom apartment, out of state, PARANOIA, pushback, rental property, staying over, storm door, Stove, vacation, WIBTA

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4940	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of family dynamics and house guest etiquette.

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

WukLamatMania Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ores Mined:	9149	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Are you ready to have your mind blown and your socks knocked off? Well, get ready for the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on! Our server, let’s call it “The Land of Wuk Lamat,” is like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are here to party and they’re inviting you to join in on the fun!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a thriller dance quite like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixelated rainbow and all the players turn into unicorns. That’s right, you can prance around as a majestic unicorn while battling it out with your friends in epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on “The Land of Wuk Lamat” and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

MoronCraft SMP: The Worst Minecraft SMP Ever

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ores Mined:	4651	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimension Hops:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone is just building dirt houses and farming cows? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so chaotic and crazy, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a gang of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig with a saddle made of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, join us on our server! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even lose your mind a little bit. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

NoKidsAllowedCraft

Adults, Attention, backing out, Beach, care, children, Conversation, Empathy, family, Friend, Hotel, Kids, Life, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Planning, reschedule, School, selfish, spectrum, stress, trip, work

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Villages Defended:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	36

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5724	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	132
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	903
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	292

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6651	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮