one armed-cook – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Garbage SH2 Remake Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of soulless video games that just don’t understand what made the classics great? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a family (but without all the awkward family reunions).
Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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btc at ath Minecraft SMP
72% from ATH, ATH, blockquotepbtc, btc, flying, link partners, Minecraft, msft, national bank of brazil, random shitcoins, SMPpblockquote, still down
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness!
Join us and you’ll witness btc reaching all-time highs, random shitcoins skyrocketing to the moon, and even crazier partnerships than Iink teaming up with Microsoft and the National Bank of Brazil! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we’re still down 72% from our all-time high, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to buy low and sell high (or just hodl and pray for the best).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next crypto millionaire in our virtual world.

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Party Time Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing llamas throwing a party in a giant disco ball. And guess what? You’re invited! But be careful, those llamas can really bust a move.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have mastered the art of potato magic. They can make potatoes fly, dance, and even sing! You’ll never look at a potato the same way again.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether. Legend has it that whoever wields the Bacon Sword will have the power to summon an army of bacon-wrapped zombies to do their bidding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

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Watch Land Man Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their killer dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Landman, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing nothing but a cape made of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever can find and defeat Landman in a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!

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Race and Gender Minecraft Server
Choice, Cultural, Diversity, empowerment, equality, ethnicity, gender, Gender Identity, girl, Identity, japanese, Male, Minecraft, Nationality, personal preference, Preference, Race, Self-expression, Server, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a Japanese girl? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weeaboo paradise! We’ve got pixelated sushi, anime-themed builds, and even a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining.
But beware, if you choose to play as a Japanese male character, things might get a little…complicated. Legend has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled samurai who challenges any male players to a duel to the death. So unless you’re ready to face the wrath of an angry spirit, we suggest sticking to the cute and cuddly anime girls.
So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when it comes to choosing your character, always go for the Japanese girl – it’s just safer that way. 😉🍣🎌

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Fate/ Stay Night Minecraft SMP
action, Adventure, Anime, Archer, Assassin, Berserker, caster, Chill, FANTASY, fate, fate/stay night, LANCER, long tail tag, Magic, mana transfer, Minecraft, night, Rider, Rin Tohsaka, romance, Saber, Shirou Emiya, smp, stay, visual novel
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Picture this: you’re just chilling, transferring mana like a boss, and suddenly, a player gives you a look that says, “Let’s take over this world together.” That’s right, folks, our server is where magic meets mayhem and anything is possible. Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

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What is the IP for VanossGaming Minecraft Server?
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VanossGaming, also known as Evan Fong, is a popular Canadian YouTuber known for his funny and entertaining gaming content. He quickly rose to fame for his comedic commentary and gameplay videos of popular games like Grand Theft Auto, Call of Duty, and Garry’s Mod. With a loyal fanbase of over 25 million subscribers, VanossGaming continues to be one of the most influential figures in the online gaming community.

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ANARCHY mantiworld LITE CLASSIC Minecraft server
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ANARCHIC SERVER WHERE THERE ARE MANY MODES (ANARCHY VANILLA HARDCORE CLASSIC ANARCHY) COME CHECK
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Indie Watcher’s Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Holos servers with their basic gameplay and lackluster community? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the indies reign supreme and the fun never stops.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking pig who offered to show them the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server. Little did they know, the pig was actually a master thief in disguise and led them on a wild goose chase through a maze of traps and puzzles. But hey, at least they found some diamonds along the way!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary chicken who can grant wishes to those who can solve its riddles. Want a pet dragon? Just answer three riddles correctly and it’s yours! Want unlimited diamonds? Just defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded and they’re all yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wacky adventures and crazy antics that await you. Who needs boring old Holos when you can have all this and more?

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Survival of the Funniest Minecraft SMP
adaptation, Competition, discrimination, Diversity, Evolution, FUNNIEST, genetics, INEQUALITY, LOSING, Minecraft, Minority, natural selection, Oppression, power dynamics, Race, racial tension, smp, social hierarchy, society, Struggle, Supremacy, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, Whites
Are you tired of being surrounded by boring old white blocks in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the whites are losing! Join us in the epic battle of colors as we fight to bring more diversity and excitement to the world of Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the evil Sheep King has taken over the server and is forcing all players to wear ridiculous sheep costumes. Will you join forces with the resistance and overthrow the Sheep King, or will you embrace your inner sheep and join his woolly army?
Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this whimsical world and discover hidden treasures that can only be found during the lunar festivities.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Remember, on our server, the whites are losing – but the fun is just beginning!

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