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ForgottenCraft: Where once-famous companies go to mine their way back to the top!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	759282	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that are as forgettable as Blockbuster and MySpace? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest thing since sliced bread (which is also a forgotten company, by the way). Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top!

We have so many crazy features that you won’t find anywhere else. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players know about.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those other boring servers in the dust and come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget (unlike those once-famous companies). See you in the game!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

desuarchive, habits, haha, hate, hate myself, long tail tag, mega.nz, Minecraft, online gaming, posscraft, posscraft server, posshouse, posshouse group, roadkill, self loathing, self-deprecation, smp, Steam, steam community, tag map, tagmap, Trash thread, Waiting Edition

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no personality? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and chaos!

Reasons to join: – We have a secret underground society of possums who run the server, they’re the real bosses here. – Our tagmap is filled with tags like “haha”, “hahaihatemyself”, and “posshouse”, because who needs normal tags anyway? – The roadkill in our world is actually sentient and will guide you on your journey, just watch out for the zombie roadkill, they’re a bit feisty. – Our steam group is full of memes and inside jokes, it’s basically a meme paradise. – Posscraft is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle, because why not?

Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

HappyCraft SMP

Bliss, Contentment, emotional well being, emotions, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, HappyCraft, joy, Laughter, life satisfaction, love, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, positivity, satisfaction, self-care, Serenity, smiles, smp, well-being

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Runes Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where happiness comes in the form of pixelated riches and epic adventures!

Join us on our server where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that). We have a thriving community of players who are always ready to team up for epic builds, crazy pranks, and intense PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience happiness like never before!

CraftyCreeperFAQs

afraid to ask, Anonymity, Community, CraftyCreeperFAQs, Curiosity, doubts, EMBARRASSMENT, FEARS, hesitation, Insecurity, judgement, personal boundaries, questions, redditors, Secrets, sensitive topics, social norms, taboo, uncertainty, unknown, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	137

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our wacky world filled with unicorns, talking trees, and even a friendly dragon named Steve.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with the friendliest and most hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From epic build battles to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedstoneRevolution

aggressive tactics, ai, American intelligence officials, anti-U.S. influence campaigns, cyber warfare, digital manipulation, Disinformation, election interference, foreign influence, geopolitical strategy, iran, Misinformation, Moscow, national security, political interference, Propaganda, RedstoneRevolution, russia, social media manipulation, Technology, undermining Harris

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9733
New Chunks Explored:	221758	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and iran use AI to boost anti-U.S. influence campaigns!! 😱😱 american intelligence officials say moscow’s efforts are mostly aimed at undermining harris, but that just makes it more fun for us!! 😂😂

watch out for those sneaky russians and iranians trying to mess with your game, but don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our own secret weapons 🚀🚀 join now and show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!! 💪💪

don’t miss out on the most aggressive and insane server out there, come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown!! 🤯🤯

BlockyBrainiacs Minecraft Server

Analysis, Appearance, attitude, BlockyBrainiacs, Body language, Demeanor, emotions, facial expression, feelings, first impression, initial reaction, Interpretation, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, Perception, person, reaction, Reflection, Seeing.., Server, Thoughts

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Crops Grown:	7706
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls. These llamas are no joke – they’ve trained with Chuck Norris himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Imagine Being The Guy That Banged Rhea When She Was A Teen Minecraft SMP

Banged, consequences, controversial, Exploitation, gossip, guy, illegal, Imagine, IMMORAL, judgment, Minecraft, perpetrator, regret, relationship, remorse, Rhea, Rumors, scandal, smp, Teen, underage, Victim

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	915
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchantments Applied:	83
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the legendary player who supposedly banged Rhea when she was a teen! That’s right, join us for a chance to live out this wild fantasy and become the envy of all your friends. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous stories like this to tell? So come on, join our server and make history in the most ridiculous way possible!

LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP

Adversity, BETRAYAL, depression, Despair, devastation, Disappointment, Failure, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP, Loss, MISTAKES, Pain, regret, ruined life, setback, sorrow, Struggle, Tragedy, Trauma

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to turn your world upside down (literally, we have a gravity mod)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or trading with a villager who speaks only in memes. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

FutureCraft: Where Did My Diamonds Go?

2100, Alternate Reality, astonishment, awakening, Curiosity, diamonds, discovery, Exploration, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, inquiry, questions, scientific advancements, scientists, speculative fiction, surreal experience, Technology, time displacement, time travel, unknown world, Wonder

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Ores Mined:	7001
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Picture this: you wake up in the year 2100 and instead of being greeted by flying cars and robot butlers, you’re surrounded by a group of confused scientists staring at you like you’re some kind of ancient relic. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, this kind of wacky time-travel shenanigans happen all the time!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through time and space as you navigate through different eras and dimensions, all while trying to figure out how the heck you ended up in the future in the first place. Will you uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a rift in the space-time continuum caused by a group of mischievous Endermen.

So if you’re ready to unravel the mysteries of time travel and have a ton of laughs along the way, then come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next Einstein of the Minecraft world!

BidenCraft Server: First Time in Africa!

Africa, African nations, biden, BidenCraft, bilateral relations, Commitment, Diplomacy, ENGAGEMENT, first time, foreign policy, global leadership, historic visit, international relations, political news, president, presidential trip, Promise, Server, summit, Time, travel, united states, Visit

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchantments Applied:	261
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Yo, yo, yo! Guess what? Our Minecraft server is so lit that even Biden himself is gonna visit Africa for the first time as president just to check it out! He promised he would come cuz our server is THAT epic! Join us and you might even get to mine diamonds with Biden himself, imagine that! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!

PainCraft: Men vs. Women

biology, gender differences, gender disparities, gender gap, Gender Roles, gender studies, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Men, Pain, pain management, pain perception, pain relief, Pain sensitivity, pain tolerance, pain treatment., PainCraft, physiology, sex differences, Women

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Runes Activated:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	6863
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the pain in this server is like, SO different for men and women. Like, when a dude gets hit, he turns into a rainbow unicorn with laser eyes and shoots glitter everywhere. But when a chick gets hit, she turns into a giant marshmallow and bounces around like a fluffy ball of doom. It’s like, totally wild, man. You gotta join this server for the craziest pain experience ever. Plus, there’s like, a secret treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted tacos at the end of a rainbow bridge. It’s like, the ultimate quest, bro. So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!