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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 6405 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 756 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
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