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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 3787 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
and get this, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. you gotta find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall and show off your best dance moves to impress the creepers. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. you can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies, raining bacon down on all the peasants below. it’s like a dream come true, man.
so, like, if you wanna experience the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.