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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5094 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!