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BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dimension Hops:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords? Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a pack of wild wolves and trained them to do your bidding? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We have secret underground lairs, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds (okay, maybe not unlimited, but a lot).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the king of the chickens or the master of the lava roller coaster. The possibilities are endless, and the fun is guaranteed. See you in the game!

Pixel Pals: The Internet’s Mascot Madness!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious mascots of the internet! Picture this: a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle, a zombie doing the floss dance, and a skeleton riding a rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a chance to ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

HagCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist saying ‘I fucking love this hag!’

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is run by a mystical hag who will grant you three wishes if you join! That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even the ability to fly in real life (Disclaimer: flying in real life is not guaranteed and may result in serious injury or death).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you build the most epic chicken farm you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden egg that can hatch into a magical chicken mount.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the hag’s mischievous pranks and the chicken mafia’s shenanigans – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Celebs: TwitchTube Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you actually work for your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where everything is on easy mode – we’re talking instant diamond armor, unlimited enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon for every player!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of cake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: riding into battle on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword. It’s like a scene straight out of a Minecraft action movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the ultimate lazy edition of Minecraft – where the only thing you have to worry about is how many diamonds you can fit in your inventory!

FrenchFriesCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Oui Oui’ and Players Ride Baguettes Through Paris

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	3381

Are you tired of getting lost in translation while riding through France? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect solution to your language barrier problems! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where everyone speaks the universal language of block-building. No need to worry about asking for directions or ordering food, just focus on crafting and surviving in our wacky and wild virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been recreated in-game, so you can experience all the beauty of France without ever leaving your computer screen. Say “au revoir” to language barriers and “bonjour” to endless fun on our server!

Crafty Creepers: Are you already Pre-order this /v/?

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Votes:	7537
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigmen, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend virtual concerts performed by famous Minecraft DJs!

So what are you waiting for? Pre-order your spot on our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

UkraineCraft: Where the only war is over who gets the last diamond!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1411	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dimension Hops:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Russia is apparently playing a game of real-life Minecraft and trying to take over Ukraine! Join us for the ultimate battle of blocks and build your own fortress to defend against the invading Russian forces. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have this level of insanity in your gameplay? Join now and help Kiev relocate to Lviv before it’s too late! It’s like a game of survival mode, but with a twist of geopolitical drama. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Crafty Blondies: Where Trashy meets Classy in Minecraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Animals Bred:	123	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic blocks and basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest mess you’ll ever come across! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where trashy blonde sluts reign supreme. Who knew pixelated characters could be so scandalous? You’ll be gossiping with your fellow players about who’s hooking up with who and who’s plotting to overthrow the server next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most insane build battles you’ll ever witness. From giant statues of Justin Bieber to roller coasters that defy gravity, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity. Who needs architectural integrity when you can have a house made entirely out of diamond blocks?

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, drama, and pure insanity, then join our server today. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Yuujiro’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Stronger Than Anything Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ores Mined:	8628
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Yuujiro – a Minecraft legend who is stronger than the US Military, cancer, aids, ebola, and even the Earth itself! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we follow in the footsteps of the almighty Yuujiro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to defeat cancer, aids, and ebola in-game! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself!

SauceQuest: Find the Culprit

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	4632	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is the mysterious sauce queen! Legend has it that she roams the server, leaving a trail of saucy memes in her wake. Join us on this epic quest to uncover the truth behind this saucy mystery and maybe even score some epic loot along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted dildos and magical potions. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Cunt’s Slumber Party Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	4875	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

Are you tired of boring dreams about missing classes and giant monsters with too many arms? Then join our Minecraft server and experience a world where shirt pockets are the ultimate battleground! Fight your childhood friends with open palms and show them who has the most pockets in this epic fist fight showdown. Who needs sleep when you can have crazy adventures like this in our server? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true!