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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1992 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).
