| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3691 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 9935 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 4650 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness of Guard Hoederer, Medic Vendela, and Specialist Kafka in the Gleams and Smoke I Emerge event. And don’t miss out on the EPOQUE madness with Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone!
Our server is so epic that even SilverAsh and Swire The Elegant Wit have decided to join the fun in the Ambience Synesthesia event! Can you handle the chaos and excitement that awaits you?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 3803 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Join us as we embark on a quest to prove that aryan twinks are indeed the most beautiful beings on the planet. We’ll compare them to fat black women and let you decide who you’d rather…um, interact with. It’s a matter of life and death, people!
So if you’re looking for a server with a mission, a server that’s not afraid to tackle the big issues, then look no further. Join us now and help us save the aryans from…well, whatever it is that’s threatening them. It’s an emergency, after all!
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 8229 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and Momoka is the ruler of all! Join us if you dare to embark on epic quests, battle fierce creatures, and build the most fabulous creations the world has ever seen.
Why should you join Momoka‘s server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Momoka once tamed a dragon with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. And if you join her server, you too could learn the ways of the dragon whisperer!
But that’s not all! On Momoka‘s server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land of infinite diamond blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join Momoka‘s Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, they tend to explode when you least expect it!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1647 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
1. Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky, guarded by a team of flying pigs with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. With. Laser. Eyes.
2. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of giant chickens that can shoot fireballs from their beaks. Who wouldn’t want to ride a fire-breathing chicken into battle?
3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, oh no. It’s rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out golden nuggets. Imagine the riches you could amass by collecting unicorn poop!
4. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who break out into a synchronized dance routine every time someone enters. It’s like a rave, but with explosive mobs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8364 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 124 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Join us if you dare, but beware, if you don’t redeem your gift card, we may just have to send a pack of radscorpions to your house! Praise Dharma for your safety!
On our server, you can build INSANE structures, battle fierce mobs, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, you heard that right)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, always praise Dharma to stay safe from radscorpions!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4018 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Survive with Fujikura Uruka, the Firestarter, explore with Shisui Michiru, the Mystic, and conquer with Tenma Maemi, the Diamond Warrior!
And that’s not all! Join Pipkin Pippa, the Pixel Princess, dig with Kaneko Lumi, the Lava Lover, and fight with Dizzy Dokuro, the Bone Breaker!
But wait, there’s even more! Adventure with Jelly Hoshiumi, the Galactic Gamer, craft with Ember Amane, the Blaze Boss, and build with Remilia Nephys, the Nether Queen!
So what are you waiting for? Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! And remember, keep mining and crafting! 🤣🔥🎮
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7639 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 91 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where winning is so easy that you’ll be slaying dragons with your eyes closed! Our starting staff is so OP that even Chuck Norris would be jealous. Join us and become a DPS monster with the power of Poseidon and Hecate at your fingertips. And don’t even get me started on the Daedalus hammer – double-shot madness, baby!
Omega attacks? More like omega useless! But hey, at least you’ll get a damage buff if your mana meter isn’t full. Who needs omega attacks when you’ve got all this power at your disposal?
Come join us on our server and dominate like never before. Just make sure you’re ready to win every single run – because that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2255 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 6434 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world and dive into a world of pure fun and adventure! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD stories that will make you want to hit that join button right now!
Did you hear about the highly influential university that canceled a Muslim speaker for absolutely no reason? That’s right, suspected racism at its finest! But fear not, on our server, everyone is welcome no matter what their background is. We embrace diversity like no other!
And get this, a black Harvard Gay was actually fired for not supporting Israel! Can you believe it? On our server, we encourage freedom of speech and expression, no matter how outrageous it may be!
But wait, there’s more! Harvard is now using standardized test scores again, after originally stopping because they were deemed racist. Now that black students are protesting Israel, they bring back the “racist anti-black SATs”. On our server, we believe in fairness and equality for all players, no matter what their test scores may be!
So what are you waiting for? Join our INSANE Minecraft server today and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8180 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 423 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorns, rainbow bridges, and dancing llamas. They couldn’t believe their eyes! And that player? They never left. Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave either.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond castle, guarded by a fierce dragon who only accepts players with the most epic building skills. Are you up for the challenge?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination!
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1553 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 19 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of dating apps and bad boy Chads!
Back in the day, before the era of dating apps, you had to call your crush’s house and risk having their parents answer the phone. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress so impenetrable that not even Chad himself can break through!
Join us for epic adventures, unlimited diamonds, and the chance to show off your mad crafting skills to impress even the toughest of parents. Who needs dating apps when you can conquer the pixelated world with your friends by your side?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those pesky parents and bad boys in the dust!
