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ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Enchantments Applied:	88	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Divine Spears Created:	28
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magic Items Found:	3331
Runes Activated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	2949	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	130	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7688
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8026	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Animals Bred:	195	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!