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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1367 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.