we got this one player who had like, zero DHA levels and he straight up thought he was a zombie in the game. he was running around trying to eat other players’ brains, it was wild. but then he started taking fish oil supplements and now he’s like the king of the server, ruling over everyone with his fishy wisdom.
so if you wanna experience some next level minecraft madness and see what happens when you mess with your fatty acids, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in the omega-6 vs omega-3 showdown!
Imagine traveling across the country with your two kids, only to find out they’re not invited to the wedding. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-wife is on the guest list, adding a whole new level of drama to the mix.
But fear not, because our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos. Build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even invite your ex-wife to join in on the fun (if you dare).
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of family feuds and wedding drama, all while mining for diamonds and battling zombies? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Experienced Staff Team | Rosalia’s staff members have over 20 years of collective experience running and moderating communities, with 7+ years specifically in Minecraft server management. |
| Simple Approval Process | Submit your character for approval and start playing within a day with the dedicated team of reviewers. |
| Ever Updating & Expanding | Constantly improving lore and gameplay components with frequent staff-run lore events. |
| Always Unbiased | No unfair advantages given to anyone, with rules and guidelines in place for objective staff decisions. |
| Lore | Explore the lands of Rosalia, uncovering its forgotten secrets and rebuilding the once glorious empire. |
To join the server, you need to submit your character for approval. Once approved, you can start playing on the server.
Yes, the server is for players aged 16 and above.
No, Rosalia does not accept donations or subscriptions for unfair advantages. The server ensures a level playing field for all players.
Staff-run lore events are held frequently to keep the world’s story moving forward and engaging for players.
The main goal is to discover the forgotten secrets of the once glorious empire and rebuild Rosalia to its former splendor.
Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of building your own virtual empire and battling mobs like a boss.
We got crazy cool mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious trolls and epic gamers who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us now!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling it out with your siblings (or other players) for control over the cutest pixelated creatures. Will you be the one to win the affection of the virtual cat, or will your rival steal it away from you in the dead of night? Only time will tell on our server!
So come on in and show us your pet-claiming skills – just make sure to feed and water your virtual animals, or else they might start following someone else around the server!
Our server is so crazy, even Princess the dog would feel right at home. We have epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as colorful as that pink collar Princess rocks.
So if you’re ready to embrace the unexpected and have a blast like never before, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough, just like we found Princess at the shelter. Let’s make some memories that are as unforgettable as a dog named Princess!
Join us and leave your partner behind for good reasons like they built a house made entirely out of dirt or they kept stealing your diamonds when you weren’t looking.
On our server, you can build a new life for yourself without any pesky partners holding you back. Plus, we have a special “Breakup Bonanza” event where you can throw all your ex’s belongings into a pit of lava for some cathartic release.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your old partner and hello to a new life of solo diamond mining and epic builds!