OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!
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ParisOlympicsSecure
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FrenchFryCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have RUSSIAN CYBER BULLS targeting FRANCE like it’s the OLYMPICS and ELECTIONS combined! you gotta see these hackers in action, they’re like pro gamers on steroids! join now for a chance to witness the most intense cyber battles in minecraft history! trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re french, then maybe you should watch out for those bulls-eye hackers, they’re on a mission to take over the virtual world!
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CyberCreeper Olympics & Election Server
So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server, right? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, dude. Like, the Russians are all up in here, trying to mess with France and stuff. They’re all like, “Let’s mess with the Olympics and elections, bro.” But like, don’t worry, we got this epic Minecraft server to distract them.Join us and help us fight off those pesky Russians with your mad building skills. Build a giant pixelated Eiffel Tower to show them who’s boss. Or maybe create a redstone contraption that will confuse the heck out of them.
Plus, we have the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. Like, there’s this one where you have to ride a pig through a maze while dodging TNT explosions. It’s wild, man. And don’t even get me started on our custom skins. You can dress up as a French baguette if you want.
So, come on, join our server and let’s show those Russian cybercampaigns that we’re not messing around. Let’s make France proud, one block at a time.
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RiverCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more E. coli than the Seine River in Paris! it’s like swimming in a toxic waste dump, but way more fun! our server is so wild, even the Olympics are scared to come near us! if you’re looking for a thrill, join us and see if you can survive the deadly waters of our virtual world. just remember to bring your hazmat suit!
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OlympicCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, the mayor of paris is all like “snap elections before the olympics? that’s, like, super troubling, man.” but who cares about that when you could be joining our EPIC minecraft server?!we got, like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, bro. like, we have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a floating castle that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour.
not to mention, we have the most lit community ever. like, seriously, these guys are so cool they make the polar ice caps look warm.
so, forget about the mayor and his snap elections, come join our server and have the time of your life. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely out of bacon. yeah, you heard me right. bacon.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!
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Welcome to Memelands, where you’ll find more memes than diamonds! For ages 15 and up. No resets, just pure vanilla fun on 1.20.4!
Memelands Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type SMP Server Community Close-knit and driven Map Age Since 2019 Server Reset No, map will never reset Player Age Requirement 15 and older FAQ
Q: What is the goal of the Memelands Minecraft server?
A: The goal is to create a larger community full of fun and active players.
Q: What are the basic rules of the server?
- No stealing, griefing, or hacking.
- Be mature and friendly. Respect others’ builds.
- No bullying, racism, or harassing other players.
Q: What is the server’s whitelist and application system?
A: A whitelist and application system are in place to ensure that new members are welcomed into a secure environment. To apply, click here.
Q: Are there any essential plugins or mods on the server?
A: The server is completely vanilla with a few essential datapacks (such as 1-player sleep) and protective plugins (CoreProtect for detecting thieves and griefers). Simple Voice Chat is also used for in-game voice chat between nearby players, which is optional and requires a client-side mod installation.
Q: How is the server financed?
A: Financing is done through a yearly donation box and votes are held when important decisions about the server need to be made. The server is largely owned and run by the community.
Q: How can I join Memelands Minecraft server?
A: Simply connect using the server IP “play.memelands.com” and submit an application if you are 15 years or older.
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Welcome to Memelands: The Land of Wild Memes and Mild Vanilla Minecraft Shenanigans!
Memelands Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type SMP Community Close-knit, driven Map Duration Since 2019 Minimum Age 15 Server IP play.memelands.com Extensive FAQ – Memelands Minecraft Server
Q: Can anyone join the server?
A: We are looking for active, long-term players over the age of 15. You need to apply and be approved through our whitelist system.
Q: Is the map reset regularly?
A: No, the map has been active since 2019 and will not be reset. Your builds are safe and permanent.
Q: What kind of events are held on the server?
A: We have occasional events like jeopardy nights, build contests, and sports activities such as the Memelands olympics. These events are scheduled to accommodate players from different time zones.
Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?
A: Basic rules include no stealing, griefing, hacking, bullying, racism, or harassment. Respect other players and their builds.
Q: How is the server managed financially?
A: The server is largely owned and run by the community. Financing is done through donations and important decisions are made through community voting.