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BlockHeadzCraft

annoying habits, BlockHeadzCraft, character flaws, deal breakers, immediate relationship turn offs, immediate turn off, instant deal breakers, instant deal breakers in relationships, instant turn offs, major turn offs, negative traits, person, personality traits, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship deal breakers, things that make someone unattractive, things that repel, turn-offs, unattractive qualities, undesirable behaviors

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all the wacky, wild, and downright weird players out there!

Join us if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against an army of creepers, or participate in our weekly “Twerk-off” competition in the town square. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you rare items for a dance-off!

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama rodeo or a spontaneous disco party in the mines. See you there!

SaharaCraft: Where Everyone Fits!

desert environment, ecological limits, FITS, geographical limits, global demographics, global population, human capacity, human habitation, human settlement, land area, mass migration, overcrowding, physical boundaries, population density, population growth, population size, sahara desert, SaharaCraft, space constraints, spatial constraints, world population

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6469
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

yo, u ever wonder if we all just squeezed into the sahara desert like sardines? well, that’s the level of craziness u can expect on this server. we got so many players, we had to start building houses on top of each other just to fit everyone in. u gotta join just to witness the chaos. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where the admins live like mole people. come join the madness and see for yourself.

MIFDDTCD74 Melanoma Madness

Biomarkers, Cancer, CD74, DDT, immunotherapy, Insights, madness, Melanoma, MIF, MIFDDTCD74, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, prognosis, prognostic, prognostic markers, research, Targeted therapy, Therapeutic, therapeutic targets, Treatment, Tumor Microenvironment

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

yo yo yo come join dis lit minecraft server where we got all da crazy stuff like MIF, DDT, and CD74 in melanoma!!! like, who even knew dat was a thing in minecraft, amirite??!

we got mad scientists workin round da clock to bring you da most epic adventures and quests u ever seen. like, one time, we had dis giant melanoma boss dat was shootin lasers out its eyes and we had to use MIF, DDT, and CD74 to defeat it. it was LIT, fam.

so if u wanna be part of da most insane minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s take on some crazy melanoma monsters together. trust me, u won’t regret it. #melanomamadness #minecraftmayhem

uplift smp

creativity, cross-platform compatibility, Customization, enhanced experience, Friends, future of gaming, Gamers, immersive world, Journey, lightning-fast performance, modding tools, multiplayer, Roleplay, Safe, seamless functionality, Secure, security measures, smooth gameplay, Stability, Survival, Uplift Server, uplift smp, Website

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Dragons Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ores Mined:	7366	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Votes:	2982

Dive into a lush, immersive world where every detail breathes life into your gameplay. Seamless multiplayer functionality lets you connect with friends and fellow gamers around the globe. Experience lightning-fast performance and stability, ensuring smooth gameplay every step of the way. Unleash your creativity with robust modding tools, allowing you to customize and enhance your gaming experience like never before. Advanced security measures keep your gaming sessions safe and secure at all times. Cross-platform compatibility ensures that everyone can join in on the fun, regardless of their preferred device.

Join us today and experience the future of gaming firsthand! Visit our website to learn more and start your journey with Uplift Server.

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Vanilla SMP: Where Ordinary Players Try to Be Like Hermitcraft But Fail Miserably

Active, Cheatings, Community, Crafters, Discord, Fail, Feedback, Fun, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, Miserably, Mods, ordinary, Player Base, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mines Excavated:	2009	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Void Armor Forged:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Overview:

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP
Features	Simple Voicechat, Diverse Player Base, Community Building
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server Vanilla?	Yes, Ordinary SMP is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheats or mods.
How can I join?	You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
Is there voice chat available?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for communication in the SMP.
How old is the server?	Our SMP is 1 Month old and still active with more than 200 members on Discord.
Can I give feedback and suggestions?	Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions to help create a better world.

Crafty Kamala’s Minecraft Server

#BelieveSurvivors, #EndRapeCulture, #JusticeForVictims, #NoMoreSilence, #TimesUp, Accountability, allegations, child abuse, Crafty, Justice, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, Politics, presidential candidate, rape, Server, sexual assault, survivor, Trauma, Victim, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Kamala Harris is the ultimate boss battle! Join us and help us defeat her evil plans to become President by building epic fortresses and gathering allies to take her down. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of adventure anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world from Kamala Harris’s reign of terror!

GetInHereMC SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Villages Defended:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that moonwalk before exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.

So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, airfare, art school, art supplies, Budget, compromise, contract, cousin, Exploitation, Hotel, live painter, market rate, mexico, Minecraft, payment, Portfolio, price guide, Server, talent, unprofessional, Wedding, wedding day, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Items Found:	1782	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings with no live painters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual live painting at weddings!

Imagine walking down the pixelated aisle while a talented Minecraft artist captures your special day in real-time. And the best part? It won’t cost you $4-6k like in the real world! Our virtual live painters are only asking for a few diamonds and some emeralds to cover their art supplies and travel expenses.

But beware, some artists might try to scam you for extra diamonds mid-way through the ceremony. Will you stand your ground and call them out for their unprofessional behavior? Or will you risk having a blank canvas at your pixelated wedding?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the drama, the artistry, and the sheer madness of virtual live painting at weddings! Who needs a contract when you have blocks and pixels to seal the deal?

LottoLipsSealed

addiction, annoyance, aspirations, Communication, Conversations, dreams, emotions, Financial Planning, Frustration, gambling, intellectual, Lottery, lotto, LottoLipsSealed, MONEY, pragmatism, relationships, Support, Therapy, winning

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Star Shards Collected:	73
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of discussing lotto winnings with your partner for the 1000000x time? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only numbers you have to worry about are your diamond count in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to endless conversations about what you would do with a lotto win. Instead, immerse yourself in a world where you can build your dream mansion with all the diamonds you could ever want. No more listening to your partner go on and on about their lotto dreams – now you can focus on creating your own virtual paradise.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Forget about lotto winnings, the only jackpot you need is waiting for you on our Minecraft server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!

WorstDrugMC SMP

addiction, dangerous drugs, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug crisis, drug dangers, drug dependency, drug epidemic, drug misuse, drug overdose, drug problem, drug recovery, drug rehabilitation, drug treatment, harmful substances, illegal drugs, illicit drugs, overdose, smp, substance abuse, worst drug, WorstDrugMC

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4247
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Chimeras Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the worst drug ever – the addiction to building epic structures and exploring endless worlds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll be logging on every chance you get just to get your fix of blocky goodness.

We’ve got a crazy community of players who are always up to some shenanigans, from building giant chicken statues to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the world of our Minecraft SMP?

So come join us and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be warned, once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked for life!