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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9589 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
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