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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 5601 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 807 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Ukrainian military officers join your game and share their grim perspective on the war. But don’t worry, because Zelensky himself is trying to find a way for you to not retreat from the battlefield!
And that’s not all – we have actual German aid worth 10 billion euros waiting for you in-game! Plus, Lavrov might show up and drop some spicy gossip about Zelensky’s term expiration. Who needs regular Minecraft drama when you can have geopolitical intrigue?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud (for some reason). See you in the game!
