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PizzaGriefer123
Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style! -
OliveCraftPizzaLand
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only toppings available are pepperoni and mushrooms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us if you’re a fan of olives on pizza because on our server, EVERY pizza comes with a mountain of olives!But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Olive King, a mythical creature who roams the land spreading olive goodness wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a pizza-making contest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited olives for life!
So come join us on the most olive-tastic Minecraft server around and embark on a quest for the ultimate pizza topping. Who knows, you might just become the next Olive King!
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FridayNightDepressionMC_SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for trolling players. They’ll lead you on wild goose chases, steal your diamonds, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off.
2. We have a secret underground society of chicken overlords who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some enchanted gear? Better have some golden eggs to trade with these feathered fiends.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, whispering sweet nothings in your ear, and occasionally blowing up your house for fun.
4. We have a weekly event called “Pig Racing Madness” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being pelted with snowballs by angry snow golems. It’s a real adrenaline rush!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, come join us! Just be prepared for the Friday night depressionFren thread to take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget.
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StripClubBudget100
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s strip club escapades? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll be too busy building epic structures to even remember what a lap dance is!Join our server and escape the drama of real life. No more arguments about strip club budgets or awkward conversations about bi-curiosity. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.
Plus, our server is so addictive, your husband won’t even have time to think about his “side pieces” when you’re not around. He’ll be too busy trying to survive the night and avoid those pesky creepers.
So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual adventures waiting for you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!
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FenceSittersRUs – What the Block?!
Are you tired of being undecided like a chicken trying to cross the road? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your political worries behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to cast its vote for us. We have custom plugins that will make you question reality, like the “Vote for Diamonds” feature where you can literally trade your vote for shiny gems. Who needs democracy when you have bling, am I right?
And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than Herobrine himself. Legend has it that he only supports the dankest of Minecraft servers, and we are proud to say that we are his top pick.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least until the next update ruins everything. #BlockTheVote #EnderDragon2020
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AlQaedaSlayerCraft
join our minecraft server and become a master of destruction like the US military! we killed the leader of Al Qaeda-Aligned group in syria in minecraft and now we’re looking for players who can bring that same level of chaos to our server.build your own secret base, launch epic raids on other players, and show off your pvp skills in intense battles. we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a real-life superhero.
join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! who needs real-life warfare when you can have all the fun in minecraft? come join us and let’s dominate the virtual world together!
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Ravencraft: Where adults play Minecraft and somehow still get lost
Server Name Ravencraft Server Type Semi-vanilla survival multiplayer Community Adult players who enjoy building, exploring, and creating together Server Address mc.ravensburg.org Rules https://www.ravensburg.org/rules.html Gallery https://www.ravensburg.org/gallery/index.html About Us
- New map for 1.21
- Periodic world border expansions
- Hard difficulty with community beds
- Updated Overworld road network and Nether tunnel system
- Donor support for high-end hardware
- Dynmap and Discord integration
- LGBTQI+ friendly community
Player Criteria
- Age 18 and over
- No hacks or cheats allowed
- Respectful behavior towards other players
- Enjoy chatting and playing in a friendly environment
FAQ
Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?
A: No, griefing is not allowed and will result in a ban.
Q: Can I use mods like x-ray or baritone?
A: No, hacking or cheating mods are not allowed on the server.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?
A: Simply hop on the server, check out the community, and then fill out a quick application to join.
Q: Are there regular community events or competitions?
A: Yes, we have regular events and competitions for players to participate in.
Q: Is the server active with a lot of players online?
A: Yes, we have an active player base and are always looking for new members to join the community.
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Crafty Classrooms Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s not only fun but also educational? Look no further! Our server is dedicated to teaching kids about sexual education in a safe and age-appropriate way.Join us for mini-games like “Condom Crafting” where you can learn how to properly use protection, or “Consent Quest” where you’ll navigate through tricky situations to understand the importance of consent.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a misunderstood sex ed teacher who will guide you through the ins and outs of puberty with hilarious anecdotes and questionable dance moves.
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of learning and laughter on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
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Minecraft SMP: Eleven’s Demogorgon Dance Party
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the Upside Down of Minecraft worlds! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of Demogorgons start chasing you through the caves. But don’t worry, because our server is equipped with special weapons like Eleven’s telekinetic powers and Steve’s trusty bat to help you fend off those pesky monsters.
And that’s not all! Our server events are out of this world. From fighting off a horde of mind flayers to competing in a race against the Demodogs, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s stranger than fiction, join us now and let the madness begin!
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RedLineWorkplace Minecraft SMP
bad place to work, company culture, RedLineWorkplace, red flags in workplace, red flags in employmentAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond chicken or battle against a horde of evil villagers led by a zombie pigman king.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself couldn’t get in. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure of enchanted golden carrots that will give you superhuman abilities.
So why wait? Join our SMP now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!