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OligarchDoom2025 Minecraft SMP

2025, billionaires, Business, China, Corruption, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, influence, investigations, Minecraft, OligarchDoom2025, oligarchs, Politics, power, Risk, russia, sanctions, smp, united states, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	3491	Crops Grown:	8866

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you, this server is like no other! We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community full of absolute legends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.

And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

StepDadSaysNoToGivingMeAway

Boundaries, ceremony, Communication, compromise, Conflict, culture, Decision making, Expectations, family, giving me away, Mother, relationship, Respect, StepDadSaysNoToGivingMeAway, Stepfather, Support, tradition, Traditions, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Star Shards Collected:	200	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Emeralds Found:	8734
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everything is traditional and predictable? Join our Minecraft server for a wedding experience like no other!

Picture this: instead of walking down the aisle with your dad, you can ride a pig while your mom’s new husband, Phil, chases after you on a chicken! It’s a wedding procession that will have all your guests laughing and cheering.

But wait, there’s more! Instead of exchanging rings, you can exchange enchanted diamond swords for the ultimate declaration of love and commitment. And forget about cutting a cake, why not battle it out in a PvP arena to determine who gets the last piece of cake?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wedding experience that will have everyone talking for years to come. Who needs a traditional wedding when you can have a crazy, fun-filled celebration like this? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyPay Minecraft Server

adulting, budgeting, career milestone, CraftyPay, financial decisions, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, Financial Planning, First Job, Investments, long term savings, Minecraft, money management, money mindset, personal finance, responsible spending, salary, savings, Server, Splurge, treat yourself

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mines Excavated:	1933
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Oh, you know, I joined this epic Minecraft server where the pigs ride on flying llamas and the creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. I used my first salary to buy a diamond pickaxe and mine my way to the top of the leaderboard. Now I rule over my own kingdom made entirely out of cake and rainbow-colored sheep. Trust me, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve battled a dragon while riding a giant chicken. Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyCrossroads, criticism, crossroads of history, demonstrations, Diplomacy, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Israel, leadership, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Politics, Protesters, Server, Speech, U.S. support, useful idiots, world events

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	3998	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Potions Brewed:	61	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Crops Grown:	4692	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	7744	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

CraftyCreeperCongress

comparison, Congress address, controversy, CraftyCreeperCongress, criticism, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, government address, historical event, international relations, Israel, Netanyahu, Oct 7, Pearl Harbor, political statement, prime minister, Protesters, public address, Speech, united states, world leaders

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!

best, Diagnosis, Doc, Dwarfs, DwarvenDocMD, fairytale, fictional characters, Friends, good doctor, Healthcare, Medical, medical history, narcolepsy, patient care, seven dwarves, sleep disorder, sleepy, sneezing, Sneezy, Symptoms, Treatment, unmanaged

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	182	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ores Mined:	4377	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

come join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more fun than doc from the seven dwarves trying to be a doctor. his patients are always sneezing and falling asleep on the job! but on our server, you can build your own crazy world where anything is possible.

we have exploding chickens that shoot fireballs, talking trees that tell bad jokes, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).

join us and be part of the madness! who needs a boring old doctor when you can have a wild time on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

MashCraft: Ag-Driven T Cells

Ag-driven, AgDriven, CD8+ T cell, Cell Proliferation, cells, chronic disease, clonal expansion, fatty liver disease, immune response, immune system, inflammation, liver damage, liver disease, liver health, liver inflammation, mash, MashCraft, metabolic disorders, metabolic dysfunction, metabolic syndrome, obesity-related, steatohepatitis, T-Cell activation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ores Mined:	3335	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a fatty liver disease, ya feel me? We got ag-driven CD8+ T cell clonal expansion goin’ on like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a wild ride through a metabolic dysfunction rollercoaster, but in Minecraft form, yo.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of ag-driven CD8+ T cells start poppin’ up everywhere, ready to party with you. It’s like a rave in a fatty liver, but in Minecraft.

So come join us on this insane server where anything can happen, including a wild ride through metabolic dysfunction-associated steatohepatitis. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

PixieMC: Where you can survive, start a town, work a job, and go on quests in a 1.20+ world!

Active Staff, Auctions, Community Events, Custom Enchants, custom events, Custom Plugins, Events, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, Job, Land Claim, Mob Arena, Pets, PixieMC, Player Market, Player Shops, player-owned shops, pvp arena, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Start, SURVIVE, Tournaments, TOWN, Voting Rewards, work, world, Worldguard

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

PixieMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No Pay To Win
Jobs
Towny
mcMMO
Player-Based Economy
Ranks System
Player Warps
Coin shop with custom items!
Quests
Factories

Server IP: PixieMC.mc.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/b3aRZcAYRk

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP “PixieMC.mc.gg” in your Minecraft launcher.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not support pay-to-win mechanics on our server.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are seeking fun-loving, 18+ members to join our community.
Can I become part of the staff team?	We are looking for active and dedicated members to join our staff team. You can apply by contacting us on Discord.

MediCraft Server: What Meds U On?

antipsychotic, Bensedin, benzodiazepine, daily routine, dosage, Eftil, Healthcare, Leponex, long-term treatment, medication, MediCraft, meds, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Mood stabilizer, pharmaceuticals, Prescription, psychiatric medication, Server, side effects, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	947
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the same rush as taking a cocktail of medication every day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of Leponex, Eftil, and Bensedin to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where every block you break will feel like a hallucination induced by our special medication mix. Who needs diamonds when you have the euphoria of Leponex running through your veins?

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and see where the medication-fueled adventure takes you! Just be sure to consult with a real doctor before diving in, because things are about to get crazy.

IsoFlasher90 Minecraft SMP

90, alcohol, cleaning, cleaning products, crawling, disinfectant, Disturbing, flashed, hallucination, health, iso, IsoFlasher90, Mental, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Perception, Reality, sanitation, smp, surfaces, Visual, walls, WIPING

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I once accidentally flashed myself with 90% isopropyl alcohol and now I’m seeing all sorts of crazy stuff crawling on the walls! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world! So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!